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| All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:53pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
1. When you wake up and remember you are now employed. Bye bye to unemployment!https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325328/px5tzarlzrdl44crps6t.jpg Source:http://zikoko.com/list/all-the-things-that-happen-when-you-start-a-new-job/ 36 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:55pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
[font=serif][i]2. How you rush out of the house 3 hours before you need to so you can get to the office extra early. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472324853/hlu6f6bnbei2cegpuuim.jpg Before they think you are unserious. 73 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:56pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
3. You, trying to pretend you are normal and nice to your new colleagues. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325430/mn22jtpvl89rvdyeifuy.gif Let me just pretend for a few weeks then you people will see the real me. 117 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:58pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
4. You, trying to remember the names of all your new colleagues: https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325060/u3cai88rzb84gi2cvpzv.gif “Did she say her name is Annabelle or Mabel?” 82 Likes |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
5. When your new boss cracks jokes in the office you’re like: https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472324670/qwd8hwhl9fxzotx1ui2q.jpg “You are just too funny sir. Do you want me to increase the volume of my laughter because I can do that.” 143 Likes 13 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:01pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
6. When they ask you to stay late and you’re tired but you want to impress. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325334/eurlstecjawxw2bu32tw.jpg “Yes, no problem at all.” 113 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:04pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
7. When some co-workers try to get extra friendly and you’re not about that life. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325417/khmiozrw6ih4xq82mqes.jpg Kindly get out of my personal space. 53 Likes |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
8. When you’re eating and ask people to “join you” just to be polite but they really come and start eating. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325336/wi4jxox4lq9hfzbeb0gj.png Is that how you people do here? 132 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:06pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
9. When your new boss keeps calling you the wrong name but you manage it because it’s not easy to be employed. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325275/dklul4qagc2y39x8qzyn.gif Just managing it for now. 56 Likes |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
10. When your probationary period is over and you can now start showing your true colours. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325373/p5rdxt9z7b1xlwhfqc8b.gif Very what? Very good! 78 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
11. You strolling into work at 10am the day after your probationary period. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325359/mmwmuqqriuegfzkwbszu.gif You people will learn. 111 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by iykekelvins(m): 10:11pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
[color=#099999]When one over sabi colleague of yours you know you're older than tells you she came here before you, so you have to respect her.[/color] 36 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
12. When your co-workers crack dry jokes and expect you to laugh. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325141/bcz6jpmp8gywbawyyndh.gif Not anymore. 66 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:13pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
[font=serif]13. When people try to start unnecessary conversation in the office. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325356/md1yghngkdhq7y01nzx3.gif Kindly leave here with speed and alacrity.[/img] 41 Likes |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:14pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
14. When your boss ask you to start some work at 4:55. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/leave-e1470642108115.jpg Try again never sir. 58 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:16pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
15. When one of your co-workers says “you’ve changed”. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472324632/musyrp2plccgvwzk6spl.png And so what? 55 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:17pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
16. When you hear there is going to be an annual review. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325250/y54eimnpuvlj54kbnd5m.jpg I am finished! 55 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Presh900(m): 11:01pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
suzan404:. Lol |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by MzPecs(f): 10:55am On Sep 01, 2016 |
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by veekid(m): 11:17am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Nairaland and photo story 15 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by yungest(m): 11:17am On Sep 01, 2016 |
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by sommyblaze(m): 11:17am On Sep 01, 2016 |
hmmm |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Category1: 11:19am On Sep 01, 2016 |
The first part were funny thou 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by TastyTuts: 11:19am On Sep 01, 2016 |
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Julietcutie(f): 11:19am On Sep 01, 2016 |
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by KayodeAjani: 11:20am On Sep 01, 2016 |
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by henrydadon(m): 11:20am On Sep 01, 2016 |
 this is for ladies of nowadays out there who have refuse to study hard in school and believe that their pusssy will get them any thing. [img]http://i./26ufjU10iQDXcZpyE.gif[/img] 7 Likes |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by petux(m): 11:20am On Sep 01, 2016 |
this girl sha want to be funny at all cost meanwhile you are not close to funny. The memes are dry. Dry and boring. Smellymouth kum and go and do yr own version. 3 Likes |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2016 |
WHEN YOUR BOSS STARTS SAYING "I'D FIRE YOU" AT THE FIRST DAY OF WORK. Do you attend MFM? 3 Likes |
| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by McBrooklyn(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2016 |
When You Turn On Hotspot For A Fellow Co-Worker He Is Trying To Download A Movie Of 500MB 30 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by McBrooklyn(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2016 |
When A Fellow Co-Worker Cracks A Not So Funny Jokes But He Is The One Paying For Your Food 24 Likes
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| Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 11:24am On Sep 01, 2016 |
When dat small girl in your office tries to pass an errand she was sent down to u... 15 Likes 2 Shares
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