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10 Things That Would Have Happened If Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria When Nigeria Had A PDP President

By Destiny Young,

1. The presidency will set up a committee to welcome him.

2. The national assembly joint committee on information technology will also be at the airports to welcome him.

3. There will be traffic everywhere both in Lagos and in FCT.

4. He will be heavily guarded by soldiers, police and DSS.

5. Youths will wear t-shirts with his images, Women will also tie wrapper bearing his images.

6. Pages of newspapers as well as national TV will have facilitation messages welcoming him.

7. Public holiday Will be declared to welcome him properly.

8. #2.1 billion will be release by Dasuki, on order of the presidency, to various groups for logistics and feeding during the visit.

9. Gov. Akpabio (the uncommon transformer) will lobby to have him in Akwa Ibom state.

10. In Akwa ibom, the following will take place;

(a) A visit to the tropicana

(b) A visit to e-library

(c) A visit to underground pipe-jacking drainage (with electricity generating turbine) first in sub-sahara Africa.

(d) A reception ceremony at the state banquet hall later in the evening.

(e) At the reception, he will be entertained to jokes by SirJames, Basket mouth, Klink de drunk, Elenu, Brass band 999 mass choir will not be left out…….etc.

(f) ……and first class private jet will be hiredby the state govt. to fly Mark back to Abuja.

Mark, sorry you came late. lol….

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duumb post.

In short, billions of naira would be wasted!.

Finally, it would be one of the listed achievements of the administration and used as campaign for the general election in 2015.

Can someone still remember this below;

[size=16pt][color=crimson]I want to thank the President (Goodluck Jonathan) for bringing Facebook to Nigeria[/color][/size]

- Labaran Maku (2010), Minister of lnformation

To the OP.

Wonderful and truthful post. Honestly I got to know he visited Nigeria here on Nairaland.

This Government is not a wasteful Government.

Zombie shamefully spotted copy copy dead brain inclined .

Congratulations OP your post just won a spot at ( Smoking gun presents world dumbest post)

HungerBAD:
To the OP.

Wonderful and truthful post. Honestly I got to know he visited Nigeria here on Nairaland.

This Government is not a wasteful Government.

And dis one will think he has sense

Op, Of whom Sense is given, Sense is expected of......Mumu

Kai dumb post, mb wasted ....my face when i wanted to click dis thread vs my face after....

oh girl! leave PDP out of your party failure you here me ehnn!!enn!!;...

Dumbèst so far....but kwantinu mùgu 1

Dumb post from zombie, Mack came without notice

JonSnow:
duumb post.

Really?

Tolexander:
In short, billions of naira would be wasted!.

Finally, it would be one of the listed achievements of the administration and used as campaign for the general election in 2015.

Can someone still remember this below;

- Labaran Maku (2010), Minister of lnformation

Tell Them. lol

Number 5 is very guaranteed


They'll make Ankara with PDP logo and Zuckerberg in the middle, I've seen hundreds of that and as tolex said, billions will disappear for this visit

Obviously the OP might be right.

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GMBuhari:
Number 5 is very guaranteed


They'll make Ankara with PDP logo and Zuckerberg in the middle, I've seen hundreds of that and as tolex said, billions will disappear for this visit

God bless you. I knew right from inception this might happen (some NL'ders crying cos of the thread).

Tor

I still prefer PDP anytime any day

Job u no get, na PDP be ur problem. Better face the govt that is in power and ask them for the dividends of their governance.

U should be. Wise enuf to know that.

Na so u go blame PDP, 4 yrs go pass, Northerners go kill more xtains and Fulani hersdman go still kill unwarranted..

The JuJu wey this administration use for una strong... The way they started with fake promise later change it.. Same way as they started with blame game, they would still change it and say something else... I am watching

you nailed it

Op ur zombiesm need nuclear bomb smashing

befor it will be well.

suffering and smilling.

GMBuhari:
Number 5 is very guaranteed


They'll make Ankara with PDP logo and Zuckerberg in the middle, I've seen hundreds of that and as tolex said, billions will disappear for this visit

u will be hearing things like "the only nigeria president visited by mark"

Transformation agenda!!

Lol....just kidding

lustychima:
u will be hearing things like "the only nigeria president visited by mark"

Transformation agenda!!

Lol....just kidding

True

You must be funny.

PDP world most uselees party

its worrying that black-people trust their day to day informations to a white-man...

BrainnewsNg:
True

You must be funny.

good mornin

Hope ur nyt was restful