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Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:52am On Sep 06, 2016
Stalker365:
No vex na
No Shît, Bruh!!! cool




Suzan is Bae kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by Nobody: 11:53am On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
That's Nice!! kiss





Well, since you're from Mexico, would you like to drive around in my gallardo?? kiss
Erhmmmm,well I don't mind grin grin
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:58am On Sep 06, 2016
suzan404:
Erhmmmm,well I don't mind grin grin
Well, since you don't, how about we go on date in Finland?? kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by Nobody: 12:07pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Well, since you don't, how about we go on date in Finland?? kiss
really?shocked......I'm ready for it grin......when are we going cheesy
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 12:13pm On Sep 06, 2016
suzan404:
really?shocked......I'm ready for it grin......when are we going cheesy
We can get going right away, but won't you tell your mummy?? kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 12:44pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
WTF??!! shocked



Which one make ah con believe now?? undecided



Well, I'll just go with the "I'm single part" kiss
feel freegrin
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 1:05pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
feel freegrin
But Baby you look beautiful, are you in anyway related to Kim Kardashian? kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
But Baby you look beautiful, are you in anyway related to Kim Kardashian? kiss
yes nacheesy
she is my big sisgrin
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 1:35pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
yes nacheesy
she is my big sisgrin
Well, ah no mind make ah become Kim Kardashian lovely in law or what did you think?? kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 1:38pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Well, ah no mind make ah become Kim Kardashian lovely in law or what did you think?? kiss
no be small thing ooshocked


the bride price no be heregrin
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 1:51pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
no be small thing ooshocked

the bride price no be heregrin
Money is not a problem dear kiss




Have I ever told you I'm related to the Bill Gates family?? kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 1:55pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Money is not a problem dear kiss




Have I ever told you I'm related to the Bill Gates family?? kiss
that means you must know Oprah Winfreycheesy....she is my mum's sistergrin
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 1:58pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
that means you must know Oprah Winfreycheesy....she is my mum's sistergrin
Yeah, I do know her kiss





That means you must know Kyle Jenner, she used to be my fûck buddy cheesy
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 2:05pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Yeah, I do know her kiss




That means you must know Kyle Jenner, she used to be my fûck buddy cheesy
yea...I met her last week in a pool partycheesy do you know Larry Page is my dad?
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 2:09pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
yea...I met her last week in a pool partycheesy
do you know Larry Page is my dad?
Who the fûck is Larry page?? undecided





Have I ever told you Ariana grande is my cousin?? kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 2:21pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Who the fûck is Larry page?? undecided





Have I ever told you Ariana grande is my cousin?? kiss
Larry page co-founded Google... his net worth is 3.8billion dollars
and the good news here is...he is my dadcheesy



I forgot to tell you Beyonce is my sister in lawsmiley
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 2:27pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
Larry page co-founded Google... his net worth is 3.8billion dollars
and the good news here is...he is my dadcheesy



I forgot to tell you Beyonce is my sister in lawsmiley
Oh my bad! I didn't know you meant Larry Page thought I saw Larry Pidgin. I know him, he came to borrow some money from Bill Gates the last time I visited him kiss





BTW, have I ever told you Justin Bieber used to be one of my side kick, we used to run the whole Canada together back then kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 3:04pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Oh my bad! I didn't know you meant Larry Page thought I saw Larry Pidgin. I know him, he came to borrow some money from Bill Gates the last time I visited him kiss





BTW, have I ever told you Justin Bieber used to be one of my side kick, we used to run the whole Canada together back then kiss
Justin is broke now tho...recently he met me at the white house and asked me to loan him some millions I have more than that ofcos but i chose to punish him...it was Nicki minaj that pleaded on his behalf...smiley


BTW dad isnt brokecheesy
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 3:17pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
Justin is broke now tho...recently he met me at the white house and asked me to loan him some millions I have more than that ofcos but i chose to punish him...it was Nicki minaj that pleaded on his behalf...smiley


BTW dad isnt brokecheesy
Oh Fûck!! Justin Bieber is such a jerk for coming to lend money from you. He came to my house on Sunday and I gave him about some millions thousands dollars maybe he probably wasted everything on gambling angry





And have I ever told you I'm the one that arrange Nicki Minaj for Meek Mill kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 3:24pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Oh Fûck!! Justin Bieber is such a jerk for coming to lend money from you. He came to my house on Sunday and I gave him about some millions thousands dollars maybe he probably wasted everything on gambling angry





And have I ever told you I'm the one that arrange Nicki Minaj for Meek Mill kiss
I have been warning him..you can ask Chris Brown... that's why Nicki had to plead for him...I also matchmaked drake and Selena...because drake wouldn't let me breathe he was so in love with me


Floyd mayweather is my elder brothersmiley
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 3:38pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
I have been warning him..you can ask Chris Brown... that's why Nicki had to plead for him...I also matchmaked drake and Selena...because drake wouldn't let me breathe he was so in love with me


Floyd mayweather is my elder brothersmiley
Oh Fúck!! Drake has been cheating recently on Selena with Rihanna undecided





Christiano Ronaldo is a big time buddy of mine kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by makydebbie(f): 3:41pm On Sep 06, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Oh Fúck!! Drake has been cheating recently on Selena with Rihanna undecided





Christiano Ronaldo is a big time buddy of mine kiss
oopps I gotta go now...I have an important meeting with Obamasmiley
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 3:44pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
oopps I gotta go now...I have an important meeting with Obamasmiley
Yeah, I'll send Tyga to come collect your number with my Buggati 2016 model kiss





I need to go meet Bill Gates to make our wedding arrangement. Bye!! kiss
Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by Nobody: 3:34pm On Sep 07, 2016
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Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by Julietcutie(f): 3:51pm On Sep 07, 2016
lol
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