I wanted to surprise ndidi, so i decided to get her an I phone 7 brand new phone, the tokunbo i phone 7 was 15,000 naira in village computer, so i decided to get her the 450000 naira i Phone 7 with wireless earpiece, wireless mouthpiece and wireless bluetooth, so as usual na, i stood up from my bed, did my normal praise and worship and some prayers, took my bath, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, cleaned my pink lips and later wore a clean cloth, then i went to shoprite to buy the I phone 7, because they do sell original products there, i bought it for 449,999, i collected 1 naira change, then i headed to ndidi house, and i knocked on the door, and she opened the door, and i said ''surprise surprise, i just got you an I phone 7'' and i gave it to her, the next thing i knew, she fell on her bed, opened her two legs wide, and stood up, and fell back again and stood up again, and she was jumping up and down in the room, she was really happy, she said it was her dream to have an I phone 7, that she has always dreamt about it, so after the jubiliation, we did some praise and worship and some prayers and i left


i will upload the pics when the mechanic brings back our generator (BBOG)

Lwkmd

but Op, when will you have sense na?

Wetin i find come dis thread?

ErnieSmallzz:
but Op, when will you have sense na?

very soon my dear

so u knw u dnt have sense?

fairlyusedpant:

very soon my dear

Space booked for my cattle business,pls move on if u no wan buy

Wizzyblack3:
Wetin i find come dis thread?

na mama nkechi you come find, and she don go market, come back tomollow

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ErnieSmallzz:
so u knw u dnt have sense?

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I have small sense na, it is just that my sense capacity is currently 4GB, i wanna buy 28GB sense, to make the total sense 32GB, maximum capacity, shey it is better?

lols

fairlyusedpant:
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I have small sense na, it is just that my sense capacity is currently 4GB, i wanna buy 28GB sense, to make the total sense 32GB, maximum capacity, shey it is better?

fairlyusedpant:

very soon my dear

i like ur sense of humor + u don't get angry, some ppl wld ve thrown tantrum. sha don't forget to post the pix wen u get ur gen back.

but Op, when will you have sense na?[/quote
when ndidi stop to dey open her legs for him....lol

ndidi, u sef stop to dey open leg 4 Op oh, letim have sense 4 1nce biko

poyepa:
but Op, when will you have sense na?[/quote
when ndidi stop to dey open her legs for him....lol

ErnieSmallzz:
biko b4 u add that 38" to ur sense, format that 4" first,

ok i would do that after the recession

bibijay123:



i like ur sense of humor + u don't get angry, some ppl wld ve thrown tantrum. sha don't forget to post the pix wen u get ur gen back.

lolz, you no get wahala... Pics coming up

I knew it was fairlyusedpant. Yeye dey smell

Crap

But true,true. some guys mumu sha, they go spend over 200000 just to lie down on top one babe and shout for 5min,mhen it baffles me.

Read the story up to a point and had to scroll back up to check the op's name....he never ceases to amaze me fairlyusedpant (Uk or chinese?)

This op is a drunkard, he collected one naira change

Opistorincos:
This op is a drunkard, he collected one naira change

Is dat new to u?

R u hearing such for d 1st time?

Wizzyblack3:
Wetin i find come dis thread?

Wetin u find come this thread...why u con dey comment and waste 4mb for picture wey u send again

to even worsen d case, I READ IT ALL

Wizzyblack3:
Wetin i find come dis thread?

lwkmd. My broda no be only u o,sometimes I go don already open the thread even read reach half den d thing go dey do me somehow to check the name before I go realize say I don enter one chance.

Pabloosas:
Read the story up to a point and had to scroll back up to check the op's name....he never ceases to amaze me fairlyusedpant (Uk or chinese?)

my bro that's the problem,you can't read the story to the middle without realizing that something is missing,


YOU NOT CHECKING THE NAME BEFORE OPENING

Smellymouth:
Fairlyusedpant, your Fada!!

This guy sha.. Everybody know say he nor go post pishure but we must view the thread..

hehehehehe, i go post pincture next time