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I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Nobody: 9:28pm On Sep 12, 2016
An unnamed lady has written to Joro Olumofin on
how her boyfriend gets very violent at the height of
s*xual climax. This has threatened her life and at a
point confined her to the hospital bed.
Read her story below:

Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by soberdrunk(m): 9:33pm On Sep 12, 2016
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Officialkenshin(m): 9:34pm On Sep 12, 2016
Lobatan.

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by midolian(m): 9:38pm On Sep 12, 2016
The way some women dey love without logic sef dey baffle me cheesy cheesy cheesy

Women sometimes are logical until they begin to taste penls. The sweetness of it betrays them and makes them think stupid.

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by nsogbuMod(m): 9:41pm On Sep 12, 2016
Who love EPP? sad angry angry angry

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Mjshexy(f): 9:46pm On Sep 12, 2016
OK don't allow bros to cum again since he has also given u stretch marks shikena sad undecided

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by vchykp(m): 9:46pm On Sep 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry

LWKMD.. D: grin
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry

LWKMD.. D:

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by ErnieSmallzz(f): 9:47pm On Sep 12, 2016
the lady too should learn to do the same to im when she wants to c.um töo. So he would know how it feels. who knows, he might change lipsrsealed

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by iPrevail(m): 9:50pm On Sep 12, 2016
Nonsense story
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by ted1741: 9:50pm On Sep 12, 2016
"I love him and I am going to stand by him", okoooo, next time, give him rope to rope your neck, it is love.
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by bonechamberlain(m): 9:53pm On Sep 12, 2016
Is this super story from Kenya.
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by ardeypearlz(f): 9:59pm On Sep 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry
This guy though grin grin grin grin

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by iykekelvins(m): 10:02pm On Sep 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry
My gawwd gringringrin

Lmao!!

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by greatwhite(m): 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2016
Too much Testosterone grin
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Shiitposter: 10:17pm On Sep 12, 2016
Squeeze his balls violently when he is about to come
Trust me on this. I'm a doctor

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by emiike: 10:18pm On Sep 12, 2016
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soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry

lwkmd

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by izzou(m): 10:28pm On Sep 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry

grin grin grin grin grin

You no go kill me

Chai!

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Nobody: 10:35pm On Sep 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry
cheesygrincheesygrincheesygrincheesygrincheesygrin

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Nobody: 10:36pm On Sep 12, 2016
....HAhahahahahahah. The stupidity of humans.....
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by CaroLyner(f): 10:42pm On Sep 12, 2016
the things we read on nairaland grin

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by drumkid(m): 10:48pm On Sep 12, 2016
midolian:
The way some women dey love without logic sef dey baffle me cheesy cheesy cheesy

Women sometimes are logical until they begin to taste penls. The sweetness of it betrays them and makes them think stupid.
d mata no tire u?

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by ped007(m): 11:13pm On Sep 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry
Y U dey tickle me na... Lwkmd

Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by cybersnoop(m): 11:15pm On Sep 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry
U no go kill person with laugh...

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Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 11:20pm On Sep 12, 2016
stupidity everywhere instead of her to run fast she still dey ask Waec questions

Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by lacruz12(m): 1:24am On Sep 13, 2016
hmmmm werewolf
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Opistorincos(m): 4:40am On Sep 13, 2016
all i need is a comfy seat at the corner of their room cos I'm so eager to seethe dude strangle this sensess babe to death
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by engrjosefz(m): 6:59am On Sep 13, 2016
ok
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Franchise21(m): 7:24am On Sep 13, 2016
Wetin.person no go see/hear for this life
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by omarithmetics: 7:29am On Sep 13, 2016
throw some demn handcuffs on ya dude anytime ya'll abt to do it
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Oche211(m): 7:31am On Sep 13, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry

LWKMD
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by veekid(m): 7:36am On Sep 13, 2016
soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain......... angry
Bros you wicked
Re: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by Nobody: 7:43am On Sep 13, 2016
Well this should be simple to solve. Missionary is definitely not for you guys.

Tie his hands and legs to the bed posts and ride him. That's all.

No need to kill yaselves because of sex.

If symptoms persists and he breaks his bonds learn to hide a plank of wood under the bed for self defence.

undecided

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