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Blind Date Experience... by Ojim07(op): 11:16pm On Sep 17, 2016

A friend was receiving calls from a lady. She claimed she knows him and will like to be friends. They began getting romantic. She wasn't on any social network so there was no way my friend could see her pix. On the day they were supposed to meet, I went with him. We got to the park cuz she came from another state. My friend asked her what she was wearing and she told him the colour which was red. The hunt for girls wearing red at the park ensued and then we saw this very sexy and beautiful girl obviously waiting for someone. We went towards her so as to tell her we were there already. My friend picked his phone and called and on the other line someone picked but the sexy chic wasn't answering any calls. We turned round to see a girl on red answering a call. A girl whose face made my skin jump, who dressed like a bitter life, sorry deeper life member. She was very lean and her smile gave me the shivers. That was our girl. I almost ran but I had to fake a smile. We greeted and I could hear my friend muttering "Chineke nna meeee!!!!". I had to hold my laughter because I was feeling sorry for him. She sounded so good on phone and we didn't expect what we saw. He couldn't take her home cuz he would be the laughing stock of his friends. I told him to lie she was his village relative and would go the next day. He didn't find her attractive one bit and they had already planned how they would tear each other apart with sex and the girl was expecting hot azonto that night. Finally we lied our boss called us and told us to come to Onitsha for a contract and we paid her tfare back to her state. I pitied the girl but I swear I couldn't have taken her home too, even if I did I would have left the room for her. It may be cruel but that's how we guys are. Sometimes when meeting a guy he asks you what you're wearing. You may think it is for easy recognition but na lie, he wan dey corner sight you and if you worwor he go off phone, delete your number. So before visiting a guy make sure he really knows what you look like, no excessive editing of photos. Be real!!! Abeg make person no come talk sey no girl is ugly, we all know that's a lie. So if you were my friend what would you have really done?! Also, have you tried meeting someone you were having a relationship with online only to see them and be disappointed because their pix look better than they really do? Did you run away? Would love to read.

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Re: Blind Date Experience... by Nobody: 11:30pm On Sep 17, 2016

Hahhahahaha... Lemme dig my own past first...

Re: Blind Date Experience... by dmgr(m): 11:35pm On Sep 17, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Hahhahahaha... Lemme dig my own past first...

dig deep
stay cool..

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Nobody: 11:37pm On Sep 17, 2016

dmgr:
dig deep

stay cool..

Re: Blind Date Experience... by McBrooklyn(m): 11:40pm On Sep 17, 2016

L-O-L

Re: Blind Date Experience... by diplomatvicky(f): 11:57pm On Sep 17, 2016

mine hasn't bin bad..dey all confess to my cuteness BT d only turn off I v is ,am petite in size..and for d guys,goshhh I met one who was ugly.he didn't even tell me he smokes..mehnnn it was a mess..but m gud at pretending sha,,I don't lyk it wen I hurt people..so I wld just Indirectly abstain from u small small..

Re: Blind Date Experience... by dmgr(m): 12:14am On Sep 18, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Hahhahahaha... Lemme dig my own past first...

dig deep
stay cool..

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Fidelismaria: 12:22am On Sep 18, 2016

chineke NNE meee

so funny
thanks for d joke
mods pls move dis to d joke section

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Re: Blind Date Experience... by dmgr(m): 12:42am On Sep 18, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Hahhahahaha... Lemme dig my own past first...

dig deep
stay cool..

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Davash222(m): 12:52am On Sep 18, 2016

Kids everywhere.. Atleast you guys should have considered the girl, coming from another state to visit you is not just a pole walk, what happens to African hospitality and Ethic orientation huh

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Re: Blind Date Experience... by Nobody: 6:48am On Sep 18, 2016

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Nobody: 7:10am On Sep 18, 2016

Ojim07:
A friend was receiving calls from a lady. She
claimed she knows him and will like to be
friends. They began getting romantic. She wasn't
on any social network so there was no way my
friend could see her pix. On the day they were
supposed to meet, I went with him. We got to
the park cuz she came from another state. My
friend asked her what she was wearing and she
told him the colour which was red. The hunt for
girls wearing red at the park ensued and then we
saw this very sexy and beautiful girl obviously
waiting for someone. We went towards her so as
to tell her we were there already. My friend
picked his phone and called and on the other line
someone picked but the sexy chic wasn't
answering any calls.
We turned round to see a girl on red answering a
call. A girl whose face made my skin jump, who
dressed like a bitter life, sorry deeper life
member. She was very lean and her smile gave
me the shivers. That was our girl. I almost ran
but I had to fake a smile. We greeted and I could
hear my friend muttering "Chineke nna meeee!!!!".
I had to hold my laughter because I was feeling
sorry for him. She sounded so good on phone
and we didn't expect what we saw. He couldn't
take her home cuz he would be the laughing
stock of his friends. I told him to lie she was his
village relative and would go the next day. He
didn't find her attractive one bit and they had
already planned how they would tear each other
apart with sex and the girl was expecting hot
azonto that night. Finally we lied our boss called
us and told us to come to Onitsha for a contract
and we paid her tfare back to her state. I pitied
the girl but I swear I couldn't have taken her
home too, even if I did I would have left the
room for her. It may be cruel but that's how we
guys are.
Sometimes when meeting a guy he asks you
what you're wearing. You may think it is for easy
recognition but na lie, he wan dey corner sight
you and if you worwor he go off phone, delete
your number. So before visiting a guy make sure
he really knows what you look like, no excessive
editing of photos. Be real!!!
Abeg make person no come talk sey no girl is
ugly, we all know that's a lie. So if you were my
friend what would you have really done?!
Also, have you tried meeting someone you were
having a relationship with online only to see them
and be disappointed because their pix look better
than they really do? Did you run away? Would
love to read.

hahahahaha.... Thanks for making me laugh out loud this morning.

Re: Blind Date Experience... by RealJaneDoe: 7:14am On Sep 18, 2016

lol

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Nobody: 7:17am On Sep 18, 2016

Davash222:
Kids everywhere.. Atleast you guys should have considered the girl, coming from another state to visit you is not just a pole walk, what happens to African hospitality and Ethic orientation

Don't mind the op... Like ugly one don't deserve to b loved

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Davash222(m): 7:20am On Sep 18, 2016

nma24:
Don't mind the op... Like ugly one don't deserve to b loved

They are just kids, it's so obvious

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Nobody: 7:35am On Sep 18, 2016

Davash222:
They are just kids, it's so obvious

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Sunkyphil(m): 8:20am On Sep 18, 2016

Re: Blind Date Experience... by Darlingmua(f): 9:14am On Sep 18, 2016

Ojim07:
A friend was receiving calls from a lady. She
claimed she knows him and will like to be
friends. They began getting romantic. She wasn't
on any social network so there was no way my
friend could see her pix. On the day they were
supposed to meet, I went with him. We got to
the park cuz she came from another state. My
friend asked her what she was wearing and she
told him the colour which was red. The hunt for
girls wearing red at the park ensued and then we
saw this very sexy and beautiful girl obviously
waiting for someone. We went towards her so as
to tell her we were there already. My friend
picked his phone and called and on the other line
someone picked but the sexy chic wasn't
answering any calls.
We turned round to see a girl on red answering a
call. A girl whose face made my skin jump, who
dressed like a bitter life, sorry deeper life
member. She was very lean and her smile gave
me the shivers. That was our girl. I almost ran
but I had to fake a smile. We greeted and I could
hear my friend muttering "Chineke nna meeee!!!!".
I had to hold my laughter because I was feeling
sorry for him. She sounded so good on phone
and we didn't expect what we saw. He couldn't
take her home cuz he would be the laughing
stock of his friends. I told him to lie she was his
village relative and would go the next day. He
didn't find her attractive one bit and they had
already planned how they would tear each other
apart with sex and the girl was expecting hot
azonto that night. Finally we lied our boss called
us and told us to come to Onitsha for a contract
and we paid her tfare back to her state. I pitied
the girl but I swear I couldn't have taken her
home too, even if I did I would have left the
room for her. It may be cruel but that's how we
guys are.
Sometimes when meeting a guy he asks you
what you're wearing. You may think it is for easy
recognition but na lie, he wan dey corner sight
you and if you worwor he go off phone, delete
your number. So before visiting a guy make sure
he really knows what you look like, no excessive
editing of photos. Be real!!!
Abeg make person no come talk sey no girl is
ugly, we all know that's a lie. So if you were my
friend what would you have really done?!
Also, have you tried meeting someone you were
having a relationship with online only to see them
and be disappointed because their pix look better
than they really do? Did you run away? Would
love to read.

I hope you and your friend have the qualities of a qualified Mr Nigeria. Who knows whether the lady thought you even worse than herself and was happy to get away.

Re: Blind Date Experience... by buchivik(m): 9:38am On Sep 18, 2016

Did some, but always made sure I saw her piks online, how she no go dey any social network. Which planet she com from.
I no need worry about myself cos me na wizkid sorry bieber wink

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