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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ayatullah(m): 10:54pm On Sep 25, 2016

MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

MrPresident1 has garnered 222 Likes and 17 shares for his post as at the time I am responding.

If these 222 Likes are genuinely generated for the "Babelous Rantings" of MrPresident1 which shows no proven wisdom of its interpretation of a simple quoted verses from the bible in the English language, then a good Number of Nairalanders need psychiatric help!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ayobase(m): 11:10pm On Sep 25, 2016

TeamSimple:

I don hear another one today..'There are parts (bible) written by God'

I'm sorry you don't understand.

It is a pity you argue against what you know nothing about. You need to learn from Seun.

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mytym(m): 11:13pm On Sep 25, 2016

MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days (2000yrs) will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

This is the Truth!

Flesh and blood have not revealed this to you.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 11:13pm On Sep 25, 2016

Ooooohoooooooh!!!!
maybe now una go knw why deeper life banned their members frm reading songs of solomon. :-)

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by sharrp: 11:15pm On Sep 25, 2016

Seun:

This same seun that wont let you post in Muslim section except you accept that evil deal but post ing in Christian section is for everyone

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Sike(m): 11:15pm On Sep 25, 2016

All hail king Solomon

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ayobase(m): 11:16pm On Sep 25, 2016

Encyclopedia1:

Don't make me laugh too much.... Na holy spirit write this one or Hunan spirit? Pls stop the lies against God. While this guy (sure not Prophet Solomon) was writing this, he was over drunk. I beg talk something else.

How did you know he was drunk?
Answer please.

Was he also drunk writing the book of Proverbs?
Answer please.

Thanks.

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 11:17pm On Sep 25, 2016

merbenko:
Just like when you tell this Muslim that Quaran is an cultist book. The next thin is kill

what proof do u have to claim what u just said....calling the Holy Quran a cultist book....u know what friend!.....I can show you dat u Bible is nothing but a story book....thou there are few Godly words in the Bible....I can as well show u.....but first prove u claim against the Quran....but
I am so so so and so sure that you have no proof....

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by efemena24(m): 11:26pm On Sep 25, 2016

Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..

bro, where is it written in the bible?? Am happy to learn

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by joywendy(f): 11:32pm On Sep 25, 2016

I'm I the only one who sees this passage has kinda demeaning to women? undecided

I don't see this has hilarious but sad...

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Kennitrust(m): 11:35pm On Sep 25, 2016

Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..

pls which portion of the Bible

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 11:57pm On Sep 25, 2016

walemadu:
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by joey150(m): 11:59pm On Sep 25, 2016

analice107:

Nothing wrong in climbing the breast oo, so long as the breast na him wife own. God create breast to be climbed biko.

Remember me ana?? How are you

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by stanisbaratheon: 12:01am On Sep 26, 2016

analice107:

I got away with Murder before?

you obviously haven't seen 'how to get away with murder'. It's a TV series and the starcast bares your moniker for a name. (may not be the same spelling but definitely the same pronunciation)

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 12:03am On Sep 26, 2016

you know very well that what you posted here is never from the Quran. You will never find vulgar words in the Quran because it has and never will be corrupted by man unlike the Bible.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by captainBUF(m): 12:10am On Sep 26, 2016

Lol,someone will say u need holy spirit to understand what the Bible is saying.thank God I don't have the holy spirit so that I can use my brain to think logically. that's what I call been open minded,that way u will differentiate the truth from falsehood.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by TIREDOFSEX(f): 12:23am On Sep 26, 2016

Breast

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by TIREDOFSEX(f): 12:23am On Sep 26, 2016

Breasts

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by iPopAlomo(m): 12:30am On Sep 26, 2016

QuietHammer:

Ha

I died...

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Seun(m): 12:34am On Sep 26, 2016

joywendy:
I'm I the only one who sees this passage has kinda demeaning to women? I don't see this has hilarious but sad...

Interesting. Can you explain how you feel about it further?

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by joywendy(f): 12:42am On Sep 26, 2016

Seun:
Interesting. Can you explain how you feel about it further?

It's quite simple, the passage views women has sexual objects or a thing of pleasure than has a human being.That's my view...I may be wrong though. It saddens me,that's what I feel

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by fabulousdora(f): 1:19am On Sep 26, 2016

Pls what part of the bible

Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by OldEagle: 1:35am On Sep 26, 2016

Hajeeyah:
you know very well that what you posted here is never from the Quran. You will never find vulgar words in the Quran because it has and never will be corrupted by man unlike the Bible.

shut up!!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by joywendy(f): 1:46am On Sep 26, 2016

OldEagle:
AT SEUN IF THE HOLY BOOK WHICH YOU INSULT IS OF MAN THEN YOU ARE FREE BUT IF IT IS GOD'S WORD MAY THE PLAGUES OF THE EGYPTIANS FOLLOW YOU, YOUR CASE HAS BEEN SUMMONED!

Na wa oo, only if Nigerians can direct this kind of harsh attitude towards the Nigerian political, economical,social and legal system. This country would be better

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mumels(m): 2:18am On Sep 26, 2016

OldEagle:
AT SEUN IF THE HOLY BOOK WHICH YOU INSULT IS OF MAN THEN YOU ARE FREE BUT IF IT IS GOD'S WORD MAY THE PLAGUES OF THE EGYPTIANS FOLLOW YOU, YOUR CASE HAS BEEN SUMMONED!

You shouldn't have cursed at him like that. At first when I saw the thread topic I thought it was all these Islamic Apologetics unfortunately its Mr Seun CEO of Nairaland and company's.

Have decided not to argue or talk much about religion or my faith as a Christian and what the Bible teaches, cos at the end you can only take a horse to the river but you can't force it to drink water from the river. A person can choose to interpret the Bible the way he or she feels suit him or her. A made up mind on an issue is a made up mind.
What just baffles me in all these!!! Is the kind of thoughts that runs through the mind of Mr Seun? The heart they say is an ocran of thoughts that can never me explored.
Mr Seun a word of advice. Change your thoughts.
Goodluck with you...

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Samyokporua(m): 2:55am On Sep 26, 2016

MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

oga that passage of the bible is very well explicit...

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Chiyk(m): 3:09am On Sep 26, 2016

winetapper:
Soon God will change your name from Seun to Peun.

Just watch and see

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by logicab: 3:09am On Sep 26, 2016

Emmahunk:
You are free to interpret it whicheverway yyou please but see those who mocked God ;

BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
Blah blah blah...

Compare with this - the deaths of those who praised God:

Jesus: Flayed, carried a cross several miles and crucified.
Peter: Crucified upside down.
James the son of Zebedee: He was put to death by Herod Agrippa I shortly before the day of the Passover, in the year 44 or about 11 years after the death of Christ. From Acts 12: 1-2.

Andrew: No accurate death date given. A variety of traditions says he preached in Scythia, in Greece, in Asia Minor and Thrace. He is reported to have been crucified at Patrae in Achaia.

Thomas: The earlier traditions, as believed in the fourth century, say he preached in Parthia or Persia and was finally buried at Edessa. The later traditions carry him farther east. His martyrdom whether in Persia or India, is said to have been by a lance. And is commemorated by the Latin Church on December 21 the Greek Church on October 6, and by the Native Americans on July 1.

James Alpheus: We know he lived at least five years after the death of Christ because of mentions in the Bible. According to tradition, James son of Alpheus was thrown down from the temple by the scribes and Pharisees; he was then stoned, and his brains dashed out with a fuller’s club.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by chysam: 3:15am On Sep 26, 2016

MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

Could you please pass me the ganja?, I am feeling iry too.

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ayatullah(m): 3:32am On Sep 26, 2016

chysam:

Could you please pass me the ganja?, I am feeling iry too.

You got it right. MrPresident1 must have been really stoned before giving that interpretation of the Bible verses. But don't join him puffing the ganja because you might end up like below:

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by phenase(m): 3:34am On Sep 26, 2016

I thought that Seun was a Software on Nairaland and lalastacala was a Robot that uses the Software. Now I know the truth.

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