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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by emirex50(m): 4:45am On Sep 26, 2016
Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..
Forgive me sir, but ignorance will not be an excuse when the Judgment of the Almighty begins. FYI, the bible will never support any form of unrighteousness. Rape, Slavery and Children killing like you said is never supported by my God and in His word. May God be merciful unto you and grant you the understanding of His word.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Gnwuashi: 5:04am On Sep 26, 2016
In the end, for every mockery of the Gospel, God will judge men. It's good you know what you are posting before doing that.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Malakh: 5:24am On Sep 26, 2016
what is the palm tree,what is the boughs thereof, the breasts, clusters of vine,smell of your nose,roof of your mouth, this are all figurative,I know its a love song, question is who is He talking to,then you have the 20,000 naira.You must answer all those questions tho
Ranchhoddas:
Alright. It's God expressing His love for His people.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Lordsview(m): 6:04am On Sep 26, 2016
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MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.
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MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ojabel(m): 6:15am On Sep 26, 2016
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.
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Thank God for your life. But why deny the fact that the bible is first a real time event that happens to some people? Solomon in that passage was talking about his love life, are you saying Christians should not romance? Please, always allow the bible to speak for itself first before you start twisting it to sooth your personal convictions.
Note that whatever revelation or interpretation you give to the bible is personal and cannot be compare to the fact that the bible speaks to the generality of the world and not just you or so called theologians.
#Allow bible to speak for itself!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by macof(m): 6:43am On Sep 26, 2016
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

too much weed
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by johntredon: 6:50am On Sep 26, 2016
That's how Bible ridiculed women, I can imagine how GOd revealed those passages

https://www.nairaland.com/3355956/how-bible-view-women
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by QuietHammer(m): 7:31am On Sep 26, 2016
Ayatullah:


MrPresident1 has garnered 222 Likes and 17 shares for his post as at the time I am responding.

If these 222 Likes are genuinely generated for the "Babelous Rantings" of MrPresident1 which shows no proven wisdom of its interpretation of a simple quoted verses from the bible in the English language, then a good Number of Nairalanders need psychiatric help!
Sweet. cheesy
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by bolicks: 7:31am On Sep 26, 2016
Its shocking to see people mock GOD and His words. One day, God will call fort Nairaland and others to spill its contents and YOUR OWN WORDS will either SPEAK FOR OR AGAINST YOU .Even if you dont believe these my words ONE DAY, SURELY YOU WILL BELIEVE. Finally,bros and sis from what i know and believe about Christians, they are commanded not to for Kill ,rob , enslave or rape for JESUS. Jesus IS ABLE. Shalom
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Jasperwhizz(m): 7:50am On Sep 26, 2016
Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..
Pray for Pardon.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 8:23am On Sep 26, 2016
Godshand:
Is Seun using his site to promote blasphemy of Christianity? Check out most of his threads. It is against the Christianity. May be someone is trying to play with the fire of God. Wait and see how God rewards you with your mockery against him.

Ditch your PC, it's running windows, an OS by a company founded by an atheist.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MadCow1: 8:28am On Sep 26, 2016
Godshand:


Madcow? I reserve my comment.


Its too late now.. You already published your foolishness for all to see. angry
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by raphieMontella: 9:05am On Sep 26, 2016
emirex50:
Forgive me sir, but ignorance will not be an excuse when the Judgment of the Almighty begins. FYI, the bible will never support any form of unrighteousness. Rape, Slavery and Children killing like you said is never supported by my God and in His word. May God be merciful unto you and grant you the understanding of His word.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mekani(m): 9:23am On Sep 26, 2016
Op. Hmmmmmm so of all passages in the bible this is the only passage that interests you? I fear you o.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:26am On Sep 26, 2016
Funny thread...

Seun my good friend, as an experiment, post something similar on the Muslim sub.

I can supply you with what to post.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by betty100(f): 9:30am On Sep 26, 2016
olanshile2016:


that's why you've gat to think wide,if I start to show you the rate at which porn like word is being used in the Bible, ehn. I'm not in for a silly religion argument which neither increase or decrease my bank account
That's why George Bernard Shaw said and I quote that "the bible is the most dangerous book in the world and should be kept out of reach of children and under lock and key"
thanks
NB: I'm not an atheist nor agnostic

http://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://answeringchristanity./tag/george-bernard-shaw-said-bible-is-the-most-dangerous-bo/&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjMheSm66XPAhVHtRoKHY7LAr4QFggLMAA&sig2=21neq0jPGInQgn-TVNRfww&usg=AFQjCNEV18yw5KfJClUNw6z5AuWlP-a9LQ
may God find you and give you a personal encounter with him
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:32am On Sep 26, 2016
Hajeeyah:
you know very well that what you posted here is never from the Quran. You will never find vulgar words in the Quran because it has and never will be corrupted by man unlike the Bible.

Yeah, it only teaches old men to fornicate underage kids...which I'm sure is very godly.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Lsofdk(m): 9:34am On Sep 26, 2016
Seun:

I'm yet to fathom the purpose of this thread, but know this "With the wisdom knowledge you think you possess you've acquired some things still elude you even in the present… some things are still beyond your understanding seungrin …someday you'd be gone and your forum alike…The BIBLE won't"

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:35am On Sep 26, 2016
crazygod:
Can someone ban seun? Where is the mod? angry

You'll probably have more luck asking God to strike him with lightening or some pestilence...

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by betty100(f): 9:38am On Sep 26, 2016
LarrySun:
Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!

That's abso-freaking-lutely hilariously blasphemous!

There are some other verses of such:

"Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."

(Proverbs 30:30)

"My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock."

(Songs of Solomon 5:4-5)

"Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

(Songs of Solomon 7:2-3)

"I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." ( Songs of Solomon 2:3 )

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"Get thee behind me, Satan."


(Matthew 16:23)

is this the most you could get from the bible? with what you have said I can guess you have gone through the bible and even probably been to a church.if this is the kind of thing you want to keep saying in mockery of God in this 'half time' then you need grace
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:41am On Sep 26, 2016
chiedu7:


You know one thing I love about you.

How though ur an atheist, you respect islam and will never joke with it.

Fear...

Them go issue fatwa for im head.

He sure doesn't want an exploding person paying him a visit.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:45am On Sep 26, 2016
betty100:
is this the most you could get from the bible? with what you have said I can guess you have gone through the bible and even probably been to a church.if this is the kind of thing you want to keep saying in mockery of God in this 'half time' then you need grace

There's more sis...

There's also cunning, murder, genocide, rape and pillage.

What do I know...let's keep only to the convenient parts...
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Funjosh(m): 9:48am On Sep 26, 2016
bolicks:
Its shocking to see people mock GOD and His words. One day, God will call fort Nairaland and others to spill its contents and YOUR OWN WORDS will either SPEAK FOR OR AGAINST YOU .Even if you dont believe these my words ONE DAY, SURELY YOU WILL BELIEVE. Finally,bros and sis from what i know and believe about Christians, they are commanded not to for Kill ,rob , enslave or rape for JESUS. Jesus IS ABLE. Shalom




sidown their, when the owner of Nairaland
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by sekundosekundo: 9:58am On Sep 26, 2016
olanshile2016:


that's why you've gat to think wide,if I start to show you the rate at which porn like word is being used in the Bible, ehn. I'm not in for a silly religion argument which neither increase or decrease my bank account
That's why George Bernard Shaw said and I quote that "the bible is the most dangerous book in the world and should be kept out of reach of children and under lock and key"
thanks
NB: I'm not an atheist nor agnostic

http://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://answeringchristanity./tag/george-bernard-shaw-said-bible-is-the-most-dangerous-bo/&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjMheSm66XPAhVHtRoKHY7LAr4QFggLMAA&sig2=21neq0jPGInQgn-TVNRfww&usg=AFQjCNEV18yw5KfJClUNw6z5AuWlP-a9LQ

One thing you should know is that the bible contains not only the statements of God but also of man, Satan etc. I hope you know what reported speach is all about, so if the Bible reports what king Solomon said about women breast, that does not make the Bible a bad book.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MrTipsco: 10:15am On Sep 26, 2016
This is just to douse the misconception about the Book of Songs of Solomon. I will like everyone that cares to know that it is for lovers and not adulterers, true lovers and not those that indulge in profanities or perversion.
When you spend time with an open heart to read the Songs of Solomon through in the Bible, It encourages you to love your true love (WIFE OR FIANCEE) and appreciate the wife of your youth. Love cannot be denied except by deceivers and those who have a form of religion that is made to subdue love and encourage dictatorial or oppressive life style. Even if at all a man marries more than one wife. There is only one that takes precedent in his heart; others are to satisfy human gratification. The part quoted are what we do to our wives in the privacy of our bedrooms appreciating the beauty of God in their lives. The Woman is swept off her feet by words and eulogia phrases of love increasing her love for her husband all the more. It not just about the money your words contribute too and the Bible has taken time to spell that out. Why? Repackage and Present it in a way that seems it must mean something else it means what it means and no apologies for that. Songs of Solomon does not encourage Immorality or Misuse of Love that is why it was clearly stated in Chapter 8:4. That: I charge you, O Daughters of Jerusalem that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, until he pleases. (KJV)
Promise me, O women of Jerusalem, not to awaken love until the time is right. (NLT); and this was clearly repeated close to three times or more in the Book (Songs of Solomon: Chapter 2:7; Chapter 3:5; Chapter 8:4) which is emphases. Mind you. Christianity is not a LAW. It is a WAY OF LIFE if you Read Acts 11:1-25. The disciples were called Christians first at Antioch. Just because of their life style, belief and preaching. The Bible is PERFECT and I AM PROUD to IDENTIFY with IT including the Songs of Solomon.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MrTipsco: 10:19am On Sep 26, 2016
This is just to douse the misconception about the Book of Songs of Solomon.

I will like everyone that cares to know that it is for lovers and not adulterers, true lovers and not those that indulge in profanities or perversion.

When you spend time with an open heart to read the Songs of Solomon through in the Bible, It encourages you to love your true love (WIFE OR FIANCEE) and appreciate the wife of your youth.

Love cannot be denied except by deceivers and those who have a form of religion that is made to subdue love and encourage dictatorial or oppressive life style.

Even if at all a man marries more than one wife. There is only one that takes precedent in his heart; others are to satisfy human gratification. The part quoted are what we do to our wives in the privacy of our bedrooms appreciating the beauty of God in their lives. The Woman is swept off her feet by words and eulogia phrases of love increasing her love for her husband all the more. It not just about the money your words contribute too and the Bible has taken time to spell that out.

Why? Repackage and Present it in a way that seems it must mean something else it means what it means and no apologies for that. Songs of Solomon does not encourage Immorality or Misuse of Love that is why it was clearly stated in Chapter 8:4. That: I charge you, O Daughters of Jerusalem that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, until he pleases. (KJV)

Promise me, O women of Jerusalem, not to awaken love until the time is right. (NLT); and this was clearly repeated close to three times or more in the Book (Songs of Solomon: Chapter 2:7; Chapter 3:5; Chapter 8:4) which is emphases.

Mind you. Christianity is not a LAW. It is a WAY OF LIFE if you Read Acts 11:1-25. The disciples were called Christians first at Antioch. Just because of their life style, belief and preaching.

The Bible is PERFECT and I AM PROUD to IDENTIFY with IT including the Songs of Solomon.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Hbuyosh(m): 10:30am On Sep 26, 2016
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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by azcute(m): 10:37am On Sep 26, 2016
[quote author=LarrySun post=49613366]Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!

That's abso-freaking-lutely hilariously blasphemous!

There are some other verses of such:

"Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."

(Proverbs 30:30)

"My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock."

(Songs of Solomon 5:4-5)

"Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

(Songs of Solomon 7:2-3)

"I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." ( Songs of Solomon 2:3 )

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"Get thee behind me, Satan."

(Matthew 16:23)

hilarious
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by demolagilbert: 10:38am On Sep 26, 2016
Nigerians and inane sentiments!!!! He made a post, and tagged it his 'favourite passage' (or am i missing something) and some people have the nerve to say he is mocking God. Blind and baseless comments! Since when did quoting a verse which infact exists become tantamount to mocking God..anyone who says this is mockery or blasphemy should in effect cease to quote any verse in the bible, since now quoting a verse in the bible is blasphemy....Jeez!!!!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Hawlahscho(m): 10:49am On Sep 26, 2016
Seun:


So, this is all a whole you could sit down and type out of what should I call it? Joblessness or idleness?

From the start, you've not for once promoted Christianity, now you're conveniently making jest of what you dont have idea of.

What a 'leader' you are! SHAME!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ranchhoddas: 11:09am On Sep 26, 2016
Malakh:
what is the palm tree,what is the boughs thereof, the breasts, clusters of vine,smell of your nose,roof of your mouth, this are all figurative,I know its a love song, question is who is He talking to,then you have the 20,000 naira.You must answer all those questions tho
Hmmm....I believe He's talking to His people- His Elect. The palm tree refers to the beauty and erect stature of the people even when other nations were falling, the boughs represent cleavage, God wants to cleave to His people. The breasts which are like 'clusters of dates' refer to Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael and Azariah who provided liquid/nourishment to suckle from.(It might also be interpreted as the two tablets or the King and High Priest). The clusters of vine are the students of the Torah. He wants to see if they have developed in the study...... I am not sure what you mean by the 'roof of your mouth' though.....This is what I found out after a little investigation. Over to you.

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