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Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by ritababe(f): 7:43pm On Sep 28, 2016

leunamme93:

Well its still is like the business, agriculture section, just that there are a lot of irate nldrs nowadays filled with racial slurs up in their sleeves.

yeah

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by 25ahmad(m): 8:00pm On Sep 28, 2016

am so angry at myself, how can i be this careless? the image is just disturbing my mind, what should I do?

Why not?

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by olureignforever: 8:46pm On Sep 28, 2016

Lukmann1:
killed yourself or used rope, rubbish.

Lukuluku Bantashi. Eleyi gidigan.

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Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Jidalli007: 9:13pm On Sep 28, 2016

Kill yourself but don't run away after you've done so

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 9:46pm On Sep 28, 2016

Debbywills:
...

You got 2 likes and 3 shares for shining your teeth?? Guys sha........abi you dey use jazz

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 9:52pm On Sep 28, 2016

CreamyMoltenLar:
You got 2 likes and 3 shares for shining your teeth?? Guys sha........abi you dey use jazz

Lol. Make i introduce you to the jazz?

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 10:37pm On Sep 28, 2016

Debbywills:

Lol. Make i introduce you to the jazz?

Just checked your DP and saw the genesis of all these lovelorn, puppydog-eyed poor guys' frantic race to get in your good books. I can just see myself liking one of your posts containing only a full stop.......God forbid
*quickly downs babalawo-wrought concoction and starts chanting incantations* grin

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Stanbic(m): 10:56pm On Sep 28, 2016

CreamyMoltenLar:
Just checked your DP and saw the genesis of all these lovelorn, puppydog-eyed poor guys' frantic race to get in your good books. I can just see myself liking one of your posts containing only a full stop.......God forbid
*quickly downs babalawo-wrought concoction and starts chanting incantations*

. relax buddy she's fine nd am sure u like her.lol,meaning no offense

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Stanbic(m): 11:00pm On Sep 28, 2016

una sure say this guy never die. im never talk since o

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Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 11:01pm On Sep 28, 2016

Stanbic:
. relax buddy she's fine nd am sure u like her.lol,meaning no offense

None taken bros, but she's a stranger, how can I like somebody I don't know? Or like is a euphemism for drooling at her body. It's called sarcasm, not over excitement. Takes a certain level of wit to enjoy it, so I understand if its lost on you.......buddy wink

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by faruz: 11:52pm On Sep 28, 2016

Lukmann1:
killed yourself or used rope, rubbish.

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Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 6:57am On Sep 29, 2016

CreamyMoltenLar:
Just checked your DP and saw the genesis of all these lovelorn, puppydog-eyed poor guys' frantic race to get in your good books. I can just see myself liking one of your posts containing only a full stop.......God forbid
*quickly downs babalawo-wrought concoction and starts chanting incantations*

You such a troublesome young man. I won't be the one to descend on you, they will.
Back to the said topic, Do I introduce you to my own jazz? cheesy

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 6:58am On Sep 29, 2016

[quote author=faruz post=49758352][/quote]

Does it mean you didn't spot the sarcasm in that post? undecided

Hian!!

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 7:07am On Sep 29, 2016

gbengarock:

There she is... Hottie

Lol. Hello Gentleman, Good morning to you!
I haven't see you on this platform for a while, you travelled? grin

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by molydonhenry(m): 7:40am On Sep 29, 2016

I wonder how people reason here, someone had a problem and decided to get help, you all deemed it fit to worsen his state with your useless advice.

My Bro, I know you are still alive and probably still viewing this thread, just move on, poo happens, we've all got black spot on our white garment. Its not worth taking your life, masturbation isn't a taboo, even your aunt may as well be guilty.

Thanks ritababe and co who contributed reasonably.

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 8:51am On Sep 29, 2016

Debbywills:

You such a troublesome young man. I won't be the one to descend on you, they will.
Back to the said topic, Do I introduce you to my own jazz?

As in your boys go gather me, you even get confidence talk am. Men don suffer cry

Wetin I wan use love charm do? Make men begin dey follow me upandan cheesy

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by faruz: 8:54am On Sep 29, 2016

Debbywills:

Does it mean you didn't spot the sarcasm in that post?
Hian!!

nope, I can't spot it... .

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Iphone5: 8:54am On Sep 29, 2016

May ur Soul rest in Perfect Peace OP angry

Although you died a Coward, but your Manhood lives on grin

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Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 11:46am On Sep 29, 2016

CreamyMoltenLar:
As in your boys go gather me, you even get confidence talk am. Men don suffer
Wetin I wan use love charm do? Make men begin dey follow me upandan

Lol. No be wetin I mean naa grin

...u too dey fear
Na women go follow you, na vice versa

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 11:48am On Sep 29, 2016

faruz:
nope, I can't spot it... .

.. Better, with the help of that, you'll soon spot it

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by aluko360(m): 1:22pm On Sep 29, 2016

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Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by gbengarock: 1:33pm On Sep 29, 2016

Debbywills:

Lol. Hello Gentleman, Good morning to you! I haven't see you on this platform for a while, you travelled?

Halo dear... Bin around. Just doing my thing backstage.

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 2:26pm On Sep 29, 2016

Debbywills:
Lol. No be wetin I mean naa ...u too dey fear
Na women go follow you, na vice versa

Hahaha. Why I no go fear, all dis boys wey dey carry pipeline for trouser, u wan make dem tear my yash? cheesy

Which kain babes d charm go dey catch? May e no be all dis worwor NL babes wey dey form Genevieve oh grin

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 2:30pm On Sep 29, 2016

pls do...ASAP too,cos if she sets eyes on u again..na die u go die las las

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 5:37pm On Sep 29, 2016

CreamyMoltenLar:
Hahaha. Why I no go fear, all dis boys wey dey carry pipeline for trouser, u wan make dem tear my yash?
Which kain babes d charm go dey catch? May e no be all dis worwor NL babes wey dey form Genevieve oh

...Oya name them, Make I sabi how I dey take waka
You wan kill me... grin

. Relax, you no sabi, the charm fit catch me cheesy

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 5:40pm On Sep 29, 2016

gbengarock:

Halo dear... Bin around. Just doing my thing backstage.

Yeah, I noticed. you just dey do your thing backstage, e be like you don commit, na why you dey hide upandan
Oya whisper to me, I won't tell no one

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 5:48pm On Sep 29, 2016

Debbywills:

...Oya name them, Make I sabi how I dey take waka
You wan kill me... . Relax, you no sabi, the charm fit catch me

Lol, you know dem na, no need. Maybe you don dey use bowleg waka sef, who knows lipsrsealed

Hope you're frontally and posteriorly bodaciously voluminous? grin

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2016

CreamyMoltenLar:
Lol, you know dem na, no need. Maybe you don dey use bowleg waka sef, who knows
Hope you're frontally and posteriorly bodaciously voluminous?

Abasi mi

Is too long nau, kuku break am down mbok, don't murder a fellow grin

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by gbengarock: 6:06pm On Sep 29, 2016

Debbywills:

Yeah, I noticed. you just dey do your thing backstage, e be like you don commit, na why you dey hide upandan
Oya whisper to me, I won't tell no one

Babe I'm just being me

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Debbywills(f): 6:09pm On Sep 29, 2016

gbengarock:

Babe I'm just being me

OK o,if you say so

Re: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Nobody: 6:11pm On Sep 29, 2016

Debbywills:

Abasi mi
Is too long nau, kuku break am down mbok, don't murder a fellow

Taar! Na so una go dey lie, dat wan too small for you self grin

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