elsomm:

Guess you're pregnant?

nope, but I intend to be someday

2dugged:
I should be asking you that question, so Mr, do you have any sense at all?

your mumu-ness is amazing

TerrorSquad147:
your mumu-ness is amazing

and your stupidity is powered by the sun

2dugged:
and your stupidity is powered by the sun

stale....try a new line dumbo

TerrorSquad147:
stale....try a new line dumbo

ooops!, the joke is on you

Tedpgrass:



More like progesterone, synergistic effects of hPL, dilutional effects of borderline anemia.

Add on encephalopathy secondary to HGravidarum, thats a ticking tb-omb
This can lead to permanent brain injury if there's significant underlying vit b12/ folate deficiency.

Varies from woman to woman, pregnancy to pregnancy.

Men .. cut her some slack!!

You took alot of space but made no sense.you cannot fool everybody with grammar that makes no sense.

Synergistic effects of HPL?
cephalopathy secondary to HGravidarum?

WTF IS this nonsense you wrote?the only link of hypergravidarium and encephalopathy is wernicke's encephalopathy caused by alcoholism and thiamine(vitB1) deficiency.but unfortunately pregnant women should never take even a drop of alcohol.


HpL is purely metabolic okay..it increases appetite of mother.
B12 and Folate deficiency is damaging to the mother's brain? No boy,it can only lead to anaemia in mother or NTD in fetus.


Are you high on kwale or oshogbo grass? Are you on meth?

Please goto a medical school and stop trying to impress all these small small girls..
Damn

Do you know someone having a baby? Tell them to check out the latest bouncers here!

https://www.chubbychildrencentre.com/index.php?route=product%2Fcategory&path=20_61

Decryptor:


Your wife put her life on the line just to procreate which is a normal thing female species do?

The thinking of some men are really warped!

Sharap der

Honestly, Women Can Be Annoying When They're Pregnant. 3am, My Wife Woke Me Up That She Wants Ice Cream And Pepper Soup... Ehhh......

Noble4life:
Honestly, Women Can Be Annoying When They're Pregnant. 3am, My Wife Woke Me Up That She Wants Ice Cream And Pepper Soup... Ehhh......

I doubt if she would have do that if you were in work,say an offshore job, And nobody else at home.
She wouldn't have gone to buy the ice cream herself.

Women deliberately do it as a form of craving pampering.

It explains why single mums and rape victims hardly exhibit these behaviors.The shame (though unnecessary) will cover the altitude problem.

There is this lady in my area, Pregnancy transformed her to a human parrot... lord...

Well, You can't blame them till you experience it... 9months ain't easy...

steppin:
They always blame hormonal imbalance. The truth is, some women feel they're taking all the burden of carrying the child alone and they take advantage of the situation, to make life a living hell for their partner.
My friend's wife did that and it almost messed up their marriage. She kept making silly requests at odd hours, calling the poor guy back home at work hours with little or no reason. Whenever the guy comes late, the woman wouldn't let him get any sleep with her incessant complaints and demands. Abeg, Who asks for sugarcane by 2am in the morning? My friend almost went crazy until her mom came and took her back with her to their place and stayed with her, till she had the baby.

when he was scoring the goal, was her mother there with them? Just asking o!:|

U re funny. Pls educate us, cos am just hearing this for the first time o! what pains do u guys go thru to get the baby inside?

MAK211:
lolz that wat u girls always say, d u no pains men go through b4 d baby get inside

dasparrow:


Are women - apart from rape victims -forced to carry pregnancy? When many of you lay on your backs and open your legs wide and take in your husband's cucumber without any hesitation, you don't remember how difficult it is to carry a baby inside of you. Mtshew!

and when the woman does not conceive, u will abuse her and say she spoilt her womb when she was young abi? Or if she no gree do, u go go find the fu*k outside ba?

Noble4life:
Honestly, Women Can Be Annoying When They're Pregnant. 3am, My Wife Woke Me Up That She Wants Ice Cream And Pepper Soup... Ehhh......

Next time before you sleep, just keep money on the dresser and tell her that anytime she wants pepper soup or ice cream or any other thing at ungodly hours of the night, she should use the money to go and buy. She will stop, I promise. Many men have taken my advice and it has worked. It is psychological.

folasayolyn:

not that they don't have it they just hide it, cry and curse. if you like deny ut baby till after delivery and see the containers load of curses you would have received

I thank God that He has blessed me with a very reasonable wife who is a learned professional, she has never had any insensible urges in any of her pregnancies. Sometimes when she says she feels like eating something sour, she buys a few oranges and we share them, but it has never happened at odd hours of the night, nor does she climb trees, attack the seller or run outside without clothes in the name of satisfying the so called craving. That would be childish, and she would be the first to say so.

[quote author=Decryptor post=49557402]

Your wife put her life on the line just to procreate which is a normal thing female species do?

The thinking of some men are really warped! [/quote
That was cold-hearted men!

TerrorSquad147:
you know it's rubbish and you clicked on it abi you get belle out of wedlock

yep. I did. I loved copulating so much

gen2briz:
Hummm.. .. All I have to say is God is wonderful.


Imagine a pregnant lady waking her husband up in the middle of the night demanding for gala and boiled eggs.

hahhhahhahahah. so funny

Perfectdanny:


Lol. Funny guy. I send them born me?

hhahahahahaahaha bros no let ur mama hear am for ur mouth ooh

odogwu2007:
hhahahahahaahaha bros no let ur mama hear am for ur mouth ooh

True o i no lie you

Joy1706:

You do realise LOTS of women die during child birth right? You think it's a walk in the park? Ask the numerous people who have lost their wives, daughters, sisters, mothers during childbirth. Mstchewww

It's nothing! Really!! If it was, women won't bother getting pregnant the second, third, fourth and in some cases tenth times. I have been in a room where a woman was in labor and realised that the so-called pains and trauma is overhyped! Death as a result of it is usually due to the carelessness or inexperience of the medical personnel handling the birth process.

So if you like "Mstchewwwww" from here to 3rd Mainland Bridge. It's my opinion and i'm entitled to it.

hUmaneOne:


You took alot of space but made no sense.you cannot fool everybody with grammar that makes no sense.

WTF IS this nonsense you wrote?the only link of hypergravidarium and encephalopathy is wernicke's encephalopathy caused by alcoholism and thiamine(vitB1) deficiency.but unfortunately pregnant women should never take even a drop of alcohol.


HpL is purely metabolic okay..it increases appetite of mother.
B12 and Folate deficiency is damaging to the mother's brain? No boy,it can only lead to anaemia in mother or NTD in fetus.


Are you high on kwale or oshogbo grass? Are you on meth?

Please goto a medical school and stop trying to impress all these small small girls..
Damn

Being civil appears not to be part of your e-artillery as you are rather combatant.

Please research properly before displaying your lack of specialist knowledge.

Not everything can be googled without some specialty knowledge..... which you clearly dont have!!!

Web research doesnt make you a neurosurgeon, so don't think you're one!!


The little girls are for you...

I'm sorted... dont need any adulation...

Btw... check up the words as usual on Google!!

.

Tedpgrass:



Being civil appears not to be part of your e-artillery as you are rather combatant.

Please research properly before displaying your lack of specialist knowledge.

Not everything can be googled without some specialty knowledge..... which you clearly dont have!!!

Web research doesnt make you a neurosurgeon, so don't think you're one!!


The little girls are for you...

I'm sorted... dont need any adulation...

Btw... check up the words as usual on Google!!

.

civility?? while you dish out half wrong info?
for a start, the only link between Hyperemesis gravidarium and encephalopathy , is Wernicke's encephaolpathy. Wernicke's encephalopathy in these cases is caused by heavy alcohol intake cum thiamine deficiency. Are you telling me Nigerian women who have emotional issues do take alcohol??
Most nigerian women shun alcohol especially during pregnancy because it is known to cause birth defects.Besides there is no avenue for thiamine deficiency because these women take vit B complex, folic acid etc,

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3963199/


sorry for you ,man. i really pity you..Wernicke's will present as frank "madness"

like i said , enrol in a medical school, very fast. What you browsed and found out isn't applicable to most Nigerian women. That is the difference between browsing and practising real life medicine,