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The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 4:43pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
A Mr Karlovitch was asked why he stopped going to church and here was his answer; Karlovich: 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 4:45pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
el oh el 1 Like |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 4:50pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
someone told SonOfLucifer that Jesus died for his sins and he replied with the below sonofluc1fer: 43 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Tallesty1(m): 4:51pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Thank God I am not a Christian 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 4:53pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Mr Muskeeto was told that atheism is a religion by a christian.....his response; Muskeeto: 20 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 5:26pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Madcow telling his experience with religious zealots MadCow1: www.nairaland.com/attachments/4087084_4064453cryinglaughingmeme04jpegd995c5b0a9325904500f155d3696903c_jpeg715a95cc6ffafea41afadad9a9f8bf0e 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:29pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 5:31pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Whenever I enter a church and I see the pastor wearing a $700 suit with 4 bodyguards at his side, I wonder if the guy is ready to go to the heaven he preaches about- he doesn't want to die yet and he loves the material things (expensive clothes and shoes) in this material world 17 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 5:36pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Theists ask why we talk about god(s) all the time Imagine a world in which everywhere you turned, a belief in a literal Santa Claus was staring back at you. national Pledge “So help me santa” Imagine if when you went to a courtroom to testify, you had to put your hand on a copy of the book, “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas,” and say “So help me Santa” at the end of your oath. Imagine that town meetings all across the country started with the singing of the song “Here Comes Santa Claus” or “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.” 22 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by RabbaRabbi: 5:41pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
When will this jobless ops above me stop been foolish and senseless? Atheist ko? Athritis ni 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 5:45pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
RabbaRabbi: 26 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 5:50pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
If time travel exists then religion is false. Or better, I will make it false by going to the past to kidnap moses, Jesus and Mo 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by RabbaRabbi: 5:55pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: pain who? Well, it pains me because you're ignorantly speeding up God's wrath upon yourself. SMH for you 1 Like |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by sonofluc1fer: 5:58pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=50058306][/quote] JackBizzle, e be like say person don trademark your meme. Can remember the butthurt you served me on that thread where you first used used it. |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by CAPSLOCKED: 6:07pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: LOL, THIS ONE SEF SMALL. THE LUCIFER DUDE ONCE SAID JEES WAS A MERE CARPENTER WHO WAS NAILED TO THE CROSS BY HIS FELLOW CARPENTERS IN ISRAEL FOR BREAKING ONE OF THE RULES OF THE ISRAELI UNION OF CARPENTERS.. OR SOMETHING 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Edenoscar(m): 6:35pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
When asked why people stop going to church this was hahn response hahn: 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by joseff14(m): 6:37pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
CAPSLOCKED:[quote author=CAPSLOCKED post=50058917] 1 Like |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Edenoscar(m): 6:41pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
RabbaRabbi:hopefulLanlord you're seeking yahweh wrath..Hahahaha 1 Like |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by RabbaRabbi: 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Edenoscar:come... You follow them? |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by EyeHateGod: 7:42pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 8:37pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
RabbaRabbi: your pathetic excuse of a god can only speed up wrath he can't speed up the end to world hunger, cure for HIV or cancer or speed up amputee's limb growing your god is one malevolent, incompetent and idiotic god tell him to speed up his wrath against me, I should die before tomorrow 20 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by winner01(m): 8:49pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Truth has its way of bubbling up above falsehood over longer periods of time. Atheism, throughout the history of humanity, has gained little or no traction, wherever it did it eventually collapsed (most atheistic countries of the 20th century are back to their default setting even after thhe forceful imposition of atheism on them). Theism is growing by leaps and bounds, and atheists detest that. Thats why it has to mock, deride, ridicule and insult religious beliefs and its adherents to stay relevant. So friends, this is my favourite quote below. Try not to die 2 Likes
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by winner01(m): 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord:You will die eventually, so relax. He is only being merciful to you. Evil exists in this world, and we know why. We were not promised an evil-free earth. By the time you die, your family will give you a befitting christian burial, I just hope you rest in peace. |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 11:42pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord:God is not malevolent my brother but a God of mercy. We all deserve to die because of our sin but He still show us mercy. I can sense your soul groaning for repentance but the devil has taken complete charge over your life and convince you that you don't need it but tell the devil to flee from you and he will flee. Scream "Jesus!! PLEASE COME INTO MY LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T DESERVE YOU" and he will come in seconds. Winner01 was onces like you and he said worse things about God than you but look at him today, God has shone him mercy and God is telling you're the next to obtain mercy but you need too accept it. It can't be forced on you. One secrete you dont know is that God loves sinners more than the righteous for Christ did not come for me or Winner but for you. Hopeful landlord you have a chance to become the new light of the world. Do you accept that chance? 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 11:57pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Jesuobu: 13 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by joseff14(m): 12:19am On Oct 10, 2016 |
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=50067020][/quote] |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by AwesomeDuru(m): 9:47am On Oct 10, 2016 |
So loving it! |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 12:49pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
When you tell a recession beaten atheist about spiritual spouses JackBizzle: 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Niflheim(m): 5:42pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
If Atheism were true how come there aren't many of them? This guy never fails to disappoint me in the following areas: 1.Lack of reasoning 2.Promoting Lies 3.Waste of school fees 4.Pride in stupidity So you mean to say that when there were fewer christians on Earth,it was false?!!! Or that if 95% of christians around the world are suddenly wiped out in an Ebola plague, it will magically become false?!!! Are you not the one who said that he was searching for an ant with a human head?!!! And you said that Evolution will become real only when "baboons start to squeeze lemon juice on their sardines before eating them?!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 12:44am On Oct 15, 2016 |
joseph1013: 17 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 12:45am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Niflheim: Hehehehehehehehe that guy that asked for ant with human head is one massive joke 7 Likes |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 9:08am On Oct 15, 2016 |
joseph1013: 13 Likes 3 Shares |
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