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Ladies Please by cuvox(m): 8:54am On Oct 16, 2016

Talked with my guys (yeah we gist too) and the topic was "GIVING HEAD TO LADIES "most agreed that they were willing to do it but for the first experience left them scarred

In this life, it is hard to give you girls HEAD cause we are afraid of risking our lives ( Chlamydia, human papillomavirus (HPV), gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis(multiple strains), and other sexually transmitted infections (STIs/STDs) NO DEY SHOW FOR FACE) just to satisfy your cravings
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And when you finally get someone who agrees to use his HEAD to give you HEAD, you will bring your Kitty Kat dirty. as in so dirty that it will overthrow the king of UNCLEAN spirits.
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bhet y?
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Don't you know throat cancer is real? edakun,
if you want to kill a guy at least make it enjoyable and let him die knowing that he had a nice meal with sweet aroma not that you will something smelling like Baygon for him to eat.
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Edakun, biko, please, Abeg, mbok, WASH UP

Re: Ladies Please by Nobody: 8:57am On Oct 16, 2016

this guy is a mady sombori

Re: Ladies Please by cuvox(m): 9:02am On Oct 16, 2016

JixNation:
this guy is a mady sombori

that's true na

Re: Ladies Please by falconey(m): 9:03am On Oct 16, 2016

"And when you finally get someone who agrees to use his HEAD to give you HEAD, you will bring your Kitty Kat dirty. as in so dirty that it will overthrow the king of UNCLEAN spirits."

Re: Ladies Please by cuvox(m): 9:29am On Oct 16, 2016

falconey:

"And when you finally get someone who agrees to use his HEAD to give you HEAD, you will bring your Kitty Kat dirty. as in so dirty that it will overthrow the king of UNCLEAN spirits."

that's the only way I can describe it without having nairaland feminists waging war on the thread.

besides watch and see ladies avoid this thread like it's a broke nigg4

Re: Ladies Please by LePrezident(m): 12:28pm On Oct 16, 2016

L ;DL OP funny die. What you said is true though. Me I don't mind giving head, but if I begin to finger and I realise the place is not pleasant, I won't give head. I remember one babe like that, I slept over at her place and as soon as we woke up she asked me to go down on her. I mean how? You won't even go wash down or up first before. She wants me to just stick a tongue right there early morning without preparation.... I just ignored her.

Re: Ladies Please by Nateben(m): 1:01pm On Oct 16, 2016

On point......... grin

Re: Ladies Please by Ymain(f): 1:07pm On Oct 16, 2016

mine smells so sweet men cnt stop eating it cry

Re: Ladies Please by Nobody: 2:15pm On Oct 16, 2016

The lady above be like..... grin

..abeg ooo na joke oooo

Re: Ladies Please by cuvox(m): 11:31pm On Oct 16, 2016

Ymain:
mine smells so sweet men cnt stop eating it

men. as plenty men... smell lies. am sure no guy have given you head before

Re: Ladies Please by cuvox(m): 11:32pm On Oct 16, 2016

LePrezident:
L ;DL OP funny die. What you said is true though. Me I don't mind giving head, but if I begin to finger and I realise the place is not pleasant, I won't give head. I remember one babe like that, I slept over at her place and as soon as we woke up she asked me to go down on her. I mean how? You won't even go wash down or up first before. She wants me to just stick a tongue right there early morning without preparation.... I just ignored her.

chop knuckle

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Re: Ladies Please by TrapHedges(m): 11:42pm On Oct 16, 2016

If you eat pussy as a nigga your chances of getting richer increase by 0.89%

Re: Ladies Please by Nobody: 12:05am On Oct 17, 2016

TrapHedges:
If you eat pussy as a nigga your chances of getting richer increase by 0.89%

Hilarious!. cheesy

Is eating pussy a criteria for getting rich too?.

Re: Ladies Please by vicstar(m): 12:09am On Oct 17, 2016

Ymain:
mine smells so sweet men cnt stop eating it

..what's ya intention behind a post like this? ...

Re: Ladies Please by TrapHedges(m): 12:09am On Oct 17, 2016

herbie27:
Hilarious!.

Is eating pussy a criteria for getting rich too?.

If it increases a niggas chance by 0.89% means the nigga won't be any richer.

Eg: not eating pussy increases a niggas chances of getting richer by 37.9%

Re: Ladies Please by Nobody: 12:13am On Oct 17, 2016

TrapHedges:

If it increases a niggas chance by 0.89% means the nigga won't be any richer.

Eg: not eating pussy increases a niggas chances of getting richer by 37.9%

Lol.
I get that better.

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Re: Ladies Please by Winnelyn(f): 12:19am On Oct 17, 2016

what the fvck do you guys benefit? ? Iam still looking for the guy who started this punny eating of a thing he is a disgrace to mankind

Re: Ladies Please by CAPSLOCKED: 6:15am On Oct 17, 2016

falconey:

"And when you finally get someone who agrees to use his HEAD to give you HEAD, you will bring your Kitty Kat dirty. as in so dirty that it will overthrow the king of UNCLEAN spirits."

Re: Ladies Please by CAPSLOCKED: 6:20am On Oct 17, 2016

Winnelyn:
what the fvck do you guys benefit? ? Iam still looking for the guy who started this punny eating of a thing he is a disgrace to mankind

LOL, THIS IS PLAIN STUPID.

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WHICH GUY YOU SAY?
YOU SHOULD FIND A WAY TO TELEPORT BACK TO THE YEAR 15 AD... YOU'LL FIND HIM PRACTICING FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH A CAMEL IN ISRAEL.

AND DON'T SAY HE'S A DISGRACE TO MANKIND, THESE GUYS WON AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL BY EATING PUCCI... ALL THANKS TO HIM.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, MANKIND DOESN'T.

Re: Ladies Please by Winnelyn(f): 8:34am On Oct 17, 2016

CAPSLOCKED:

LOL, THIS IS PLAIN STUPID.

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WHICH GUY YOU SAY?
YOU SHOULD FIND A WAY TO TELEPORT BACK TO THE YEAR 15 AD... YOU'LL FIND HIM PRACTICING FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH A CAMEL IN ISRAEL.

AND DON'T SAY HE'S A DISGRACE TO MANKIND, THESE GUYS WON AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL BY EATING PUCCI... ALL THANKS TO HIM.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, MANKIND DOESN'T.

i see

Re: Ladies Please by Presh900(m): 8:50am On Oct 17, 2016

Winnelyn:
what the fvck do you guys benefit? ? Iam still looking for the guy who started this punny eating of a thing he is a disgrace to mankind

i couldn't agree less...

Re: Ladies Please by Ymain(f): 8:59am On Oct 17, 2016

vicstar:

..what's ya intention behind a post like this? ...

information.

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