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I just moved out of Lagos recently, but I make sure I visit Lagos at least 3 times a month, and spend extended times with my girlfriend when I do so. So, I went to Lagos over the last weekend, and yesterday, I stopped by to see my girl on my way to the park, and when I walked into her room, my eyes went straight to a transparent bowl by her bedside, and inside it was a large sized cucumber.

I am sure if I hadn't seen that Miss Anambra girl's leaked video, I wouldn't have even noticed the cucumber, but my mind started racing, and trying to come up with the reason why she had the cucumber in her room. I don't even have anything with girls pleasuring themselves with Cucumbers, but it was the size of this particular cucumber that got me worried. It was quiet long, and I was thinking maybe my girl isn't satisfied with my thing.

Anyway, she noticed something was wrong and asked what's up. I just blurted it out and asked what she was using the cucumber for. She looked shocked at first, then she laughed when she understood why I was asking. She told me someone recommended it for her bad memory. My girl's memory is really bad tho...like that Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler movie...But I am still wondering if she is telling me the truth. The thing has been bothering me since yesterday.

When I logged into Nairaland tonight, I was just seeing many threads related to that Miss Anambra girl's leaked video, and it heightened my concern. What do you guys think? Is my girl lying?

It's for her memory.

U hear me so

lol... The dude above me... Saddist

No offense bt this is crap

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]everything na #garbage #childishcrap #poo to am [/color]

maybe words don finish from him dictionary....

NevetsIbot:
maybe words don finish from him dictionary....

Chai weti i no go see for nairaland

Season of Cumcuber Episode II

grayht:
Season of Cumcuber Episode II

Hmm!

but your observation and concern did more harm than good



Now you are giving her ideas

cucumber d new Love Machine in town

bad market for Love Machine...#cucumber ti take over

The price of cucumber will soon go up in the market. One lady on my Facebook said she went out to buy Cucumber in the market today, and when she said she wanted to buy Cucumber, she said people just echoed, 'Cucumber?' And they all started laughing. lol!

Please a lady that lives alone with a big size cucumber in her room uses the cucumber for what? Bad memory or Creating Memory?

Your girl has bad memory as how?

AfroMighty:
Please a lady that lives alone with a big size cucumber in her room uses the cucumber for what? Bad memory or Creating Memory?

lol!

Reeberry:
Your girl has bad memory as how?

She forgets things easily.

Lol. Can't stop laffn

Lucky it wasn't used condoms



Girls be like can someone not chop fruit again?

Yes a great sized cucumber that can hit all the right spot and make her "come" will definitely relive stress and improve memory.
So yes, she need am for her bad memory

Between a cucumber and another guy in her bed, which one do u prefer?

AfroMighty:
Please a lady that lives alone with a big size cucumber in her room uses the cucumber for what? Bad memory or Creating Memory?

I tire

no matter d size of d cucumber its better Dan using 7up bottle like sum1 I knw

Dannidom:
but your observation and concern did more harm than good



Now you are giving her ideas

Lmao this guy and bad mouth sha...

Vanillaskin:
Yes a great sized cucumber that can hit all the right spot and make her "come" will definitely relive stress and improve memory.
So yes, she need am for her bad memory

Are u sure you're a lady?

Now the price of cucumber will increase.