Smallville10:
Ok, tell me what's going on here is a joke... I ate spaghetti yesternight and now i'm waking up to seeing somebody worship spaghetti.

Wait which do u worship actually, is it Fresh boiled Spaghetti or Spaghetti jollof or Spaghetti with tomato sauce...

Doctoralien, 4everGod, promise10, RabbiRabbi, winner01, Kingebukasblog, gboyee4fun, pidggin come and see some people worshipping spahgetti and macaroni and indomie noodles

Every human being that do religion is A fool to me....I'm a Christian, I worship God in spirit and in truth....Religion is under my foot...let them continues in their foolishness, when times come they will see the Light.....

Smallville10:
Ok, tell me what's going on here is a joke... I ate spaghetti yesternight and now i'm waking up to seeing somebody worship spaghetti.

Wait which do u worship actually, is it Fresh boiled Spaghetti or Spaghetti jollof or Spaghetti with tomato sauce...

Doctoralien, 4everGod, promise10, RabbiRabbi, winner01, Kingebukasblog, gboyee4fun, pidggin come and see some people worshipping spahgetti and macaroni and indomie noodles

Infidel. The flying spaghetti monster is real and blesses his followers with immense knowledge. Or can you prove he isn't real?
Praise FSM

Gboyee4fun:


Every human being that do religion is A fool to me....I'm a Christian, I worship God in spirit and in truth....Religion is under my foot...let them continues in their foolishness, when times come they will see the Light.....

And is Christianity not a religion?

Gboyee4fun:


Every human being that do religion is A fool to me....I'm a Christian, I worship God in spirit and in truth....Religion is under my foot...let them continues in their foolishness, when times come they will see the Light.....

Everyone is either a Pastafarian or a lost soul in need of saving. There are really no other categories.

otemanuduno:
It will be surprising that this stuff can help shape the life of some people than the so-called Abrahamic religion which is of the devils. This is funny but those practising it can be way better off than the Christians, Jews and Muslims worldwide.

as long as this thought is coming from you,am not gonna dispute u. I know your kind.your were created from your mothers womb to be a deciever

Lennycool:

Infidel. The flying spaghetti monster is real and blesses his followers with immense knowledge. Or can you prove he isn't real?
Praise FSM

prove to me he is real

Smallville10:
prove to me he is real

Open your heart and let Him guide you and you will see that He is real.

onetrack:


Open your heart and let Him guide you and you will see that He is real.

i only see spaghetti in my plate

Smallville10:
prove to me he is real

You are wasting your time on them. Their FSM is meant to be a mockery of God...since to them God is imaginary then they also can imagine anything and claim it is God to them as well. That was how the flying spaghetti monster began.

They are all a bunch of bitter misguided adolescents thats all therr is to it.

Smallville10:
i only see spaghetti in my plate

O ye of little faith! If the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not real then why is spaghetti by far the best tasting food? Can you explain that?

Smallville10:
i only see spaghetti in my plate

diligently seek him bro, he only reveals himself to such people


may FSM reveal himself to you

RAmen

hopefullandlurd:

diligently seek him bro, he only reveals himself to such people

may FSM reveal himself to you
RAmen

i love him... I eat him every day

onetrack:


O ye of little faith! If the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not real then why is spaghetti by far the best tasting food? Can you explain that?

hahahahahahaha. See dis one... Then u have not tasted yoruba party rice...

4everGod1:



You are wasting your time on them. Their FSM is meant to be a mockery of God...since to them God is imaginary then they also can imagine anything and claim it is God to them as well. That was how the flying spaghetti monster began.

They are all a bunch of bitter misguided adolescents thats all therr is to it.

o i see

4everGod1:



You are wasting your time on them. Their FSM is meant to be a mockery of God...since to them God is imaginary then they also can imagine anything and claim it is God to them as well. That was how the flying spaghetti monster began.

They are all a bunch of bitter misguided adolescents thats all therr is to it.

look at this blasphemer saying the one true God who made heaven and earth is a mockery of his imaginary friend?

how can you reduce your creator to such a level?

I can only pray that FSM doesn't strike you dead because he's a consuming fire; may FSM have mercy on your soul and forgive your naive blasphemy

listen and listen good; there's only one true god, his name is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

any other god is an Impasta

Smallville10:
i love him... I eat him every day

More like you boil him for 3 to 5mins and toss in sone tomatoes and any other thing that spices it up to make it delicious. Apparently the Spaghetti monster isnt tasty when eaten all by itself plus it shrivels and becomes soggy under intense heat from the boiling water. lmao

Lennycool:

And is Christianity not a religion?

good question...Christianity is not a religion but they have taken it as a religion

Lennycool:

Infidel. The flying spaghetti monster is real and blesses his followers with immense knowledge. Or can you prove he isn't real?
Praise FSM

Hahahahahahaha these athiests are true clowns. OK, I eat and defecate him all the time, why does he stink so much?

Smallville10:
hahahahahahaha. See dis one... Then u have not tasted yoruba party rice...

YPR is a filthy unramen deity!Deceiving humans for ages! FSM is the one true saviour for your taste bud! Repent ye sinner! Unshackle your self from the evil indulgence of YPR!

hopefullandlurd:


look at this blasphemer saying the one true God who made heaven and earth is a mockery of his imaginary friend?

how can you reduce your creator to such a level?

I can only pray that FSM doesn't strike you dead because he's a consuming fire; may FSM have mercy on your soul and forgive your naive blasphemy

listen and listen good; there's only one true god, his name is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

any other god is an Impasta

Oh yes the spaghetti monster the reason for meatball accompaniments...Very delicious but meals I use as appetisers. ..Prefer my eforiro or Chinese sauce with rice any time any day.

Spaghetti monster seems to be only fit for snacks.

Smallville10:
hahahahahahaha. See dis one... Then u have not tasted yoruba party rice...

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his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious. Pasta be with you all on the glorious day.

R'amen

4everGod1:


More like you boil him for 3 to 5mins and toss in sone tomatoes and any other thing that spices it up to make it delicious. Apparently the Spaghetti monster isnt tasty when eaten all by itself plus it shrivels and becomes soggy under intense heat from the boiling water. lmao

yeah quite tasty... But still not as tasty as Iya Bola jollof rice

4everGod1:


More like you boil him for 3 to 5mins and toss in sone tomatoes and any other thing that spices it up to make it delicious. Apparently the Spaghetti monster isnt tasty when eaten all by itself plus it shrivels and becomes soggy under intense heat from the boiling water. lmao

Ignoramus.We don't really eat him.It's just a metaphor.Y'know...like ur weird communion.
Ours is more rameny and full of sauce...and quite filling!

hopefullandlurd:


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his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious. Pasta be with you all on the glorious day.

R'amen

ok? Enough thank u... I dont wanna worship him, i enjoy eatin him, so let me just stick with eatin only

Smallville10:
yeah quite tasty... But still not as tasty as Iya Bola jollof rice

Yes o and not half as tasty as the food from "come and see" a local eatery around the lekki axis...You need to see what they do with Dangote Spaghetti. ....People just dey stab the spaghetti anyhow with fork...chop and clean mouth..come use toothpick remove the rest from teeth spit am out then 6 hrs later na toilet get am.

Audray:
Ignoramus.We don't really eat him.It's just a metaphor.Y'know...like ur weird communion.
Ours is more rameny and full of sauce...and quite filling!

Buffoon I eat your FSM. The last time I did was with catfish sauce... The fish made my day...

Audray:
YPR is a filthy unramen deity!Deceiving humans for ages! FSM is the one true saviour for your taste bud! Repent ye sinner! Unshackle your self from the evil indulgence of YPR!

well, he told me to keep eatin him and also feed him to ma dog

Smallville10:
ok? Enough thank u... I dont wanna worship him, i enjoy eatin him, so let me just stick with eatin only

you're not eating him

he's not like the mythological Jewish imaginary god that certain deluded people say came to earth to be killed by 3 nails

no, he's sending the pasta to you for your enjoyment while he stays in heaven building new beer volcanoes and stripper factories for every new believers he gets

you can worship any other god, he doesn't need your worship, neither is he jealous unlike the mythical Jewish god that has self esteem issues

all he needs is belief

let him come into your life today, tomorrow might be too late

4everGod1:



Yes o and not half as tasty as the food from "come and see" a local eatery around the lekki axis...You need to see what they do with Dangote Spaghetti. ....People just dey stab the spaghetti anyhow with fork...chop and clean mouth..come use toothpick remove the rest from teeth spit am out then 6 hrs later na toilet get am.

hahahahahaha... No be small thing o

Smallville10:
Ok, tell me what's going on here is a joke... I ate spaghetti yesternight and now i'm waking up to seeing somebody worship spaghetti.

Wait which do u worship actually, is it Fresh boiled Spaghetti or Spaghetti jollof or Spaghetti with tomato sauce...

LOL. They have been around for a while now, bro. It isn't hard to see that this is yet another jibe at the worship of the true GOD, Jehovah.

I think it's amusing watching them make futile attempts at ridiculing us out of the worship of the only true GOD, Jehovah.

Smallville10:
well, he told me to keep eatin him and also feed him to ma dog

ol boy its that dog angle thats the bomb. imagine there is dog food which is waste FSM and all you need do is boil it, add the kibble and feed your dog. Sometimes my dog dey even go Shakara as he prefers being fed with raw meat...

Even my dog dey do shakara for FSM a lot. He will ignore the bloody thing for hours till it gets cold and dry forcing me to resort to his favourite raw diet.

FSM wey dog too no want.

4everGod1:


Buffoon I eat your FSM. The last time I did was with catfish sauce... The fish made my day...

Don't be a dummy, unbeliever.A long time ago I ate ur Jesus Christ's crummy wafer flesh and drank his bland winey blood which by the way tastes like shite.
Why?After all the hype on it's completeness.
It was nothing compared to the satisfaction FSM gives .