DoctorAlien:


LOL. They have been around for a while now, bro. It isn't hard to see that this is yet another jibe at the worship of the true GOD, Jehovah.

I think it's amusing watching them make futile attempts at ridiculing us out of the worship of the only true GOD, Jehovah.

I am indulging them in their mockery.

FSM --- Flopping spiritual Monkey

DoctorAlien:


LOL. They have been around for a while now, bro. It isn't hard to see that this is yet another jibe at the worship of the true GOD, Jehovah.

I think it's amusing watching them make futile attempts at ridiculing us out of the worship of the only true GOD, Jehovah.

i just dey enjoy the show of foolishness

Audray:
Don't be a dummy, unbeliever.A long time ago I ate ur Jesus Christ's crummy wafer flesh and drank his bland winey blood which by the way tastes like shite.
Why?After all the hype on it's completeness.
It was nothing compared to the satisfaction FSM gives .

Ahhh the wafer and the wine....Such spiritual satisfaction....Something the FSM is yet to do a copy of as the Plagiarism Noodle it is. Oh wait is that waste water you pour away after boiling the FSM its blood? if so the thing don full my septic tank.

our FSM prayer

say with me guys

Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.

4everGod1:

I am indulging them in their mockery.
FSM --- Flopping spiritual Monkey

Hehe Yea, they make a perfect joke whenever you want to laugh at one.

Pastafarians do not practice such rituals as ur people do.
Oh,And why do you talk so much about FSM if u think he doesn't exist?
You know he exists.
Stop denying him.
Just open ur heart and accept him.
He loves you.

hopefullandlurd:
our FSM prayer

say with me guys

Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.

All ye FSMers oya repeat after your high priest on FSMism hopefullandlord aka pastafarian.... All I see in your creed is FOOD.....man must wack afterall.

Hail Marinara
.
Hail Marinara,
.
Full of Spice,
.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
.
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables)
.
Holy Marinara,
.
Chief Amongst Toppings,
.
Save a plate for us now,
.
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
.
RAmen.

DoctorAlien:


Hehe Yea, they make a perfect joke whenever you want to laugh at one.

My brother today is friday so I needed this distraction...Tense week so enjoying this comedy moment is perfect for me.

Funny thread!

Audray:
Pastafarians do not practice such rituals as ur people do.
Oh,And why do you talk so much about FSM if u think he doesn't exist?
You know he exists.
Stop denying him.
Just open ur heart and accept him.
He loves you.

Who did you hear or see who talks about FSM besides you guys...For the rest of the world especially the Italians Spaghetti is food and hey an italian restaurant may just begin a new menu...FLYING SPAGHETTI BOLONAISE.

Audray:
Pastafarians do not practice such rituals as ur people do.
Oh,And why do you talk so much about FSM if u think he doesn't exist?
You know he exists.
Stop denying him.
Just open ur heart and accept him.
He loves you.

yeah, they're angry at FSM

probably because they all went through disappointments and then started wishing him away

you can see from their replies that they're angry at him

why are they here? to debate something that doesn't exist?

but there's nothing they can do, he exists whether they believe it or not

their lack of belief doesn't change anything

4everGod1:



My brother today is friday so I needed this distraction...Tense week so enjoying this comedy moment is perfect for me.

Hahaha Yea, that's not bad.

hopefullandlurd:
our FSM prayer

say with me guys

Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.

This is a joke, right?

4everGod1:



Who did you hear or see who talks about FSM besides you guys...For the rest of the world especially the Italians Spaghetti is food and hey an italian restaurant may just begin a new menu...FLYING SPAGHETTI BOLONAISE.

Now that is just a little evidence that shows that there are pastafarians all over the world.Your denial won't change a thing.

Beamborla:

This is a joke, right?

Yes its a joke...Their attempt at Mocking God.

Audray:
Now that is just a little evidence that shows that there are pastafarians all over the world.Your denial won't change a thing.

Denying? who is denying? certainly not me....My toilet cannot deny, my dog cannot deny, my septic tank cannot deny so yes there are a few pastafarians in the world....Hope those I just listed top your list.

Beamborla:



This is a joke, right?

joke?
how dare you call a serious prayer meant to endear humans with the creator of all a joke

by virtue of your saying this, you have put your name in fsm's book of death; he can strike you dead

we can only intercede on your behalf now so that FSM would give you the grace, so you can accept his holy noodliness into your life

may FSM have mercy on your soul

R'Amen

hopefullandlurd:


yeah, they're angry at FSM

probably because they are went through disappointments and then started wishing him away

you can see from their replies that they're angry at him

why are they here? to debate something that doesn't exist?

but there's nothing they can do, he exists whether they believe it or not

their lack of belief doesn't change anything

Yeah on last day we don't get to boil eternally in giant vats of spicy hot sauce.It's their lot. I really hope it gets in their eyes alot.Since they refuse to acknowledge FSMs influence on everyday life. Ridiculous unbelievers.

Audray:
Yeah on last day we don't get to boil eternally in giant vats of spicy hot sauce.It's their lot. I really hope it gets in their eyes alot.Since they refuse to acknowledge FSMs influence on everyday life. Ridiculous unbelievers.

Does FSM have a son named Indomie noodles? I hear it does.....How true is this?

4everGod1:



Does FSM have a son named Indomie noodles? I hear it does.....How true is this?

FSM created the heavens, the earth and everything in them

that answers your question

if you have any more questions, kindly ask

hopefullandlurd:
Hail Marinara
.
Hail Marinara,
.
Full of Spice,
.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
.
and blessed is the fruit
.
of thy jar, tomatoes
.
(although fools believe they are vegetables)
.
Holy Marinara,
.
Chief Amongst Toppings,
.
Save a plate for us now,
.
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
.
RAmen.

Oh my FSM! Bro,I said this prayer 20 times at intervals of 5mins and guess what? A wind blew and my sweat disappeared! I'm speechless!
Praise the Ramen!

4everGod1:



Does FSM have a son named Indomie noodles? I hear it does.....How true is this?

Whether its true or not doesn't matter.All that matters is that you BELIEVE.

hopefullandlurd:

FSM created the heavens, the earth and everything in them
that answers your question
if you have any more questions, kindly ask

Naaa I'll pass with the questions. Its delusional talking with my Food.
Besides I think FSM is confusing his meatballs with the universe. ...

4everGod1:



Denying? who is denying? certainly not me....My toilet cannot deny, my dog cannot deny, my septic tank cannot deny so yes there are a few pastafarians in the world....Hope those I just listed top your list.

Pastafarianism is limited to humans.Common sense would tell you that.

Audray:
Yeah on last day we don't get to boil eternally in giant vats of spicy hot sauce.It's their lot. I really hope it gets in their eyes alot.Since they refuse to acknowledge FSMs influence on everyday life. Ridiculous unbelievers.

we can only spread this gospel, keep preaching to them, telling them the message of Love FSM sent us to

I know its difficult for them because there are principalities and powers like Yahweh and other lesser gods known as "Impasta" in the holy book

let's pray that FSM opens their eyes

I was once like them, fighting and rejecting my creator

let's not give up on their soul

may FSM continue to give us the strength to keep up this good work

R'Amen

hopefullandlurd:


we can only spread this gospel, keep preaching to them, telling them the message of Love FSM sent us to

I know its difficult for them because there are principalities and powers like Yahweh and other lesser gods known as "Impasta" in the holy book

let's pray that FSM opens their eyes

I was once like them, fighting and rejecting my creator

let's not give up on their soul

may FSM continue to give us the strength to keep up this good work

R'Amem

Oh yes eat more spaghetti so strenght will be your portion...Hey while at it make sure you ride the pink unicorn to the store to pick up the next supply of FSMs.

hopefullandlurd:


we can only spread this gospel, keep preaching to them, telling them the message of Love FSM sent us to

I know its difficult for them because there are principalities and powers like Yahweh and other lesser gods known as "Impasta" in the holy book

let's pray that FSM opens their eyes

I was once like them, fighting and rejecting my creator

let's not give up on their soul

may FSM continue to give us the strength to keep up this good work

R'Amem

R'amen brother.

lastmessenger:
as long as this thought is coming from you,am not gonna dispute u. I know your kind.your were created from your mothers womb to be a deciever

I AM THE SON OF TRUTH AND I SPEAK THE TRUTH ALWAYS. yahweh(satan) is the deceiver here and the whole world knows this.

Audray:
Pastafarianism is limited to humans.Common sense would tell you that.

Oh so Pastafarinism is limited to People? I thought FSM was an alien? I guess you did not get the memo. Ask your high priest.

hopefullandlurd:

joke?
how dare you call a serious prayer meant to endear humans with the creator of all a joke

by virtue of your saying this, you have put your name in fsm's book of death; he can strike you dead

we can only intercede on your behalf now so that FSM would give you the grace, so you can accept his holy noodliness into your life

may FSM have mercy on your soul

R'Amen

Sorry! It looks like the incantations of a farmished stomach to me.

Quick kwesion, why does your prayer lack originality? I can see the Christian's Lord's prayer being adulterated here

4everGod1:


Oh yes eat more spaghetti so strenght will be your portion...Hey while at it make sure you ride the pink unicorn to the store to pick up the next supply of FSMs.

The pink sparkly unicorn is but a messenger.One of the many that will ride upon the earth on the last day s.