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Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:05am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1: FSM created everything, there's nothing which exists that he didn't create he's outside space and time there's been no such thing as killing in his name from past till present unlike those manmade gods used by despicable people to carry out genocidal and murderous acts |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by otemanuduno: 9:06am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Smallville10:it's a kind of satirical religion, to make fun of some gods who always bully on humans. They actually represent the person of yahweh(satan) with spaghetti. Anything that ridicules satan(yahweh) is allowed. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:07am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla: Hahahaha lwtmb @ incantations of a famished stomach....This guy no go kill person. I did say that all I could see was FOOD in their gibberish and lame attempt at mockery. At least mock with Originality. No quality, no depth, no savoir fair... #famishedstomach.....epic |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 9:08am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:No doubt, the end is here already! Spaghetti that according to my grandma is nothing but worm. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:09am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:The origins of FSM is unknown.He just exists.and loves you so much.All he needs is ur faith and belief that he's always looking out for you. He loves you...unconditionally. Stop pushing him away. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:11am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla: it is the Christians that adulterated our own prayers proof? archaeological evidence shows FSM came before the Jewish Impasta www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe that is the evidence people were already singing that songs, praying prayers long before then some deluded Jewish carpenter worshippers heard it and twisted it for theirs, theirs became more popular because FSM doesn't need gathering in his name any prayer you hear from us on this thread is original more questions are welcome 3 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:12am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: I guess your priesthood isnt as effective as it is supposed to be. Audray seems to be wrongfully informed. lol |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:14am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla: kikikikiki their own "worm" dey fly...Rotflmao. This guy are you a comedian? |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:14am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: the true omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent unlike the imaginary Jewish Impasta |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:15am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: well the only pushing I do with it is when I sit on my white throne in my toilet and push it out...I feel so relieved when he pops out and gets flushed. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:19am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Deicide aka eyehatGod aka the spokesperson for all "pastafarians" I see you peeking. I see you also deactivated the spokesman account. Waiting to see your next moniker. .Should be an interesting one like Noodlesoup. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:20am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:Oh please.we don't have priests.We have chefs. The information I have doesn't matter. All that matters is my blind unshakable belief in FSMs existence. Got it now? 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:22am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:Your poop fetishes don't irk FSM. Just love him,that's all. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:23am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1: lol you can't eat FSM (your creator) he sent those things to you for your taste Bud's pleasure FSM is knocking on the door of your heart, he's been giving you grace all these while don't fight him, open up 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by DeSepiero(m): 9:25am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: 1 Like
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Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:28am On Nov 04, 2016 |
This is the kind of nonsensical thread eyehateGod loves...Watch him come on with his FSMs alternate moniker... |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:29am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla, any more questions. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:29am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla, any more questions? |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:31am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: Open up what? My mouth? Thats the only place he is going in and has always gone in. Mouth is entry...could be exit if he upsets my insides The poop shoot is solely exit. can I eat FSM with okro? experimenting with a new recipe. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:31am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Behold,the Impasta believers have thinned. This can only mean one thing. Flying spaghetti monster exists. By his noodly grace they have been conquered. Praaaaaaaise la Pasta! R'amenllujah!! |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:33am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:You have an unhealthy obsession with pooping. Perhaps you need a High FSM chef to cast out the unramen impasta that has possessed you. 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:38am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: well Pasta aka FSM has the tendency to deteriorate when ingested so Pooping is the next viable option...Or did FSM make you unable to poop? Abeg my comedy break is over. Business beckons.... Lunch today would be FSM with a drumstick on the side and washed down with some ice cold Pepsi... Can't wait. Flying Spaghetti Bolonaise. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 9:43am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd:Oh yes! So the monster sent spaghetti to pleasure my taste bud, aye. Yet, I still buy it with money, even the price is not stable, it gets affected by fuel price and a common man seem not to be able to afford it anymore... Above all, why can't the spaghetti taste good on its own? And that picture up there is no proof that your god exist or has been in existence |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:46am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:The impasta possessing you is quite strong.Intent on making you lose your mind. Your love for poop is only the beginning of your troubles. Sorry about that. Pooping is now your business. Change your undies once in a while will ya? You never know what mini bacterial impastas are breeding in there. FSM have mercy on ye. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:49am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla:The economy has never affected almighty FSM. He created it. FSM exists and you don't need proof to know that.He just exsists.O_O 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Wilgrea7(m): 9:51am On Nov 04, 2016 |
otemanuduno: guy... face Allah na.. or ogun or sango... abeg... i want them to feel your "power". u can start in the Islam section... success in advance |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:59am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla: you're interpreting everything we've been telling you with carnal mind you need to believe first; without belief its impossible to please FSM seek ye first the kingdom of FSM and every other thing shall be added you need the holy sauce to understand all these just believe and you'll see his wonders
that's a huge proof but you're too blind to see it when you're on your own, shut the door and pray to FSM to reveal himself to you I was once like you, so I understand what you're going through right now we are here to tell you the word, its up to you to seek him diligently may he answer your prayers as you pray to him R'Amen 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 9:59am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: Yes, ma'am. Spaghetti now sell for #200 from #60 How do you conduct your service? So you are also entitled to a volcano of beer and a factory of male strippers 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Wilgrea7(m): 10:03am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1: FSM only true son... indomie.. which he sent to save the world from eternal hunger... just 5 minutes cooking... i mean.. belief and you will be saved from hunger.. these guys crack me up 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Wilgrea7(m): 10:06am On Nov 04, 2016 |
otemanuduno: if the whole world knew this then people won't be serving him and rushing to serve him daily. either you're lying or the world is lying... certainly the world isn't that stupid... that leaves one option |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by joseph1832ng: 10:07am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray:Why do I get the feeling all you've been saying thus far is just sarcasm. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Wilgrea7(m): 10:07am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla: lwtmb oooo... male strippers |
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