Masters of the game, what will you do?

I go just say:

Babe I CNT find it oo...

Wat colour Dis u wear today?

Den I get it for her

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shams040:
I go just say:

Babe I CNT find it oo...

Wat colour Dis u wear today?

Den I get it for her

Wowsers ! You head dey there. Let me just tease you a bit... You know she can just come over and check for herself and find out there are two pants laying lazily and bang! pool of wahala?

shams040:
I go just say:
Babe I CNT find it oo...
Wat colour Dis u wear today?
Den I get it for her

...and change the topic immediately she tells you the colour.

bitchcrafts:
Wowsers ! You head dey there. Let me just tease you a bit... You know she can just come over and check for herself and find out there are two pants laying lazily and bang! pool of wahala?

But this is not part of the question.

Bluezy13:


But this is not part of the question.

Ikr

bitchcrafts:
Wowsers ! You head dey there. Let me just tease you a bit... You know she can just come over and check for herself and find out there are two pants laying lazily and bang! pool of wahala?

Never, come over ke.

Wld just hide d two inside d bed.

And initiate a new fucking whc wld make me ask her during d fucking abt her pant

I'll stylishly sniff both of em,d one wid d stronger smell shld b hers

shams040:


Never, come over ke.

Wld just hide d two inside d bed.

And initiate a new fucking whc wld make me ask her during d fucking abt her pant

Exactly. Thats the first thing to do in that kind of situation... 'Stylishly hide the two' ...Fool proof enough

chojo3000:
I'll stylishly sniff both of em,d one wid d stronger smell shld b hers

hmmm.

Baby I want to take you for shopping, the only thing you have to do is to answer three simple questions while closing your eyes....

1. Do you love me?
2. What is the colour of your pant you wore before we started making love?
3. Will it make you happier if I take you shopping as I promised?

SmellingAnus:
Baby I want to take you for shopping, the only thing you have to do is to answer three simple questions while closing your eyes....

1. Do you love me?
2. What is the colour of your pant you wore before we started making love?
3. Will it make you happier if I take you shopping as I promised?

Criminal

shams040:


Criminal

hahhaha you can say that again

SmellingAnus:
Baby I want to take you for shopping, the only thing you have to do is to answer three simple questions while closing your eyes....

1. Do you love me?
2. What is the colour of your pant you wore before we started making love?
3. Will it make you happier if I take you shopping as I promised?

Ingenious sh!t

^^ Handfuls of Professional Hbks... The girls are in forit

If your sisters stay around, tell your gf that she came over and has been looking for one , thank God it's just been found. .so which color is yours? Men Sha demand no dey lack wetin to talk

bitchcrafts:
hmmm.

lol

Sm1 said he'll stylishly sniff one of em

*throws up*

Nawa for these men... How come u can't remember what we were wearing when ur teeth was the one pulled off that undies ?

QueenSuccubus:

Nawa for these men... How come u can't remember what we were wearing when ur teeth was the one pulled off that undies ?

lol, so u don't knw when a man is about to have sex, the brain is completely shut down until after sex.

QueenSuccubus:

Nawa for these men... How come u can't remember what we were wearing when ur teeth was the one pulled off that undies ?

Do lions care the colour of their game? Na to tear meat apart and chop beleful the king of the jungle dey after!

QueenSuccubus:

Nawa for these men... How come u can't remember what we were wearing when ur teeth was the one pulled off that undies ?

Cos we're dickheads at dat moment..not enough blood left fr d brain to function properly.

uzobaby:
If your sisters stay around, tell your gf that she came over and has been looking for one , thank God it's just been found. .so which color is yours? Men Sha demand no dey lack wetin to talk

Hmmm... I wasnt expecting this from a lady... Nice one tho but the eyes wey that gf go dey take see that sister no go remain the same again.. Be like "dirty pig"

bitchcrafts:
Hmmm... I wasnt expecting this from a lady... Nice one tho but the eyes wey that gf go dey take see that sister no go remain the same again.. Be like "dirty pig"

looooooooolll...not at all..her interest will be on forming alliance with the sister sef..

chojo3000:
I'll stylishly sniff both of em,d one wid d stronger smell shld b hers

..... Spotted.... Ur head dey there

chojo3000:
I'll stylishly sniff both of em,d one wid d stronger smell shld b hers

BarclaysV:
..... Spotted.... Ur head dey there

SmellingAnus:
Baby I want to take you for shopping, the only thing you have to do is to answer three simple questions while closing your eyes....

1. Do you love me?
2. What is the colour of your pant you wore before we started making love?
3. Will it make you happier if I take you shopping as I promised?

baddest..
Yhu nailed it.

chojo3000:

Cos we're dickheads at dat moment..not enough blood left fr d brain to function properly.

A man happiest moment is definitely his weakest... Your comment just confirmed it.

Lol. Gobe niyen. Just tell her you wanna keep the pantie as a trophy. Believe me, ladies love #raunchiness. The fact you wanna keep her panties might make her give you another round self