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Recession- Girl Coming To My Place For Noodles...Need Your Advice Guys...
I school in Benin Republic, rented an apartment not to far from my school, most of my time going to school am always seeing this prettie babe in uniform also going to her school and sometimes when am returning I see her to. I won't lie to you guys,since I saw her have always want to approach her and then the opportunity came when I went to get some ingredients I will use for my cooking. Saw her at a distance greeting a woman,I stood at the front of the shop I want to get my ingredients coz I know she will pass very soon,getting to my side I called her,greeted her
she responded well and we exchanged WhatsApp contact...
I msg her after two days,telling her I like her,want us to be in a relationship and blah blah....She will reply using some funny Smiley's and then send Thanks,this I did for days with same reply.OK may be she doesn't like me so I stopped chatting with her but one thing is that if I passed her house to get something's and she See's me,she's ready to stop me for a chat, seat me down,ask me something's about me which I honestly reply to. Am now wondering that online she act funny but when she sees me she acts cool. Now the main thing is emergency bought me to Nigeria days ago which I told her before I left,on my return I couldn't bring much things coz things are hard @ home. This babe saw me the next day and was like want did I bring for her ? I remembered I bought half pack of Golden Penny noodles which I told her I brought. I chat her up that night telling her how I feel about her and blah blah but yet she still gave me those funny replies so I was like this girl won't allow me into her life and I will still give her my noodles which I struggled to bring from naija to benin so I concluded in myself that I won't give her nor chat her up again.All of a sudden I saw her msg yesterday asking for her noodles which I replied her telling her to come to my apartment to get it......Now guys she's coming today for the noodles but hasn't agree to date me even if she agree I can't just give her the noodles like that coz she might take the noodles and forget me, am thinking of entering her if she comes.So guys have you find yourself in a situation like this?If yes how do you go about it? Were you able to enter her ? mature advice pls and am sorry for the long epistle.

QueenSuccubus come and see ur people oh

Damn that noodles! Juz give it away sha... Unless u mean a different kinda noodles


Oyaaa... Have a noodle party in ur place ooo.. Lastking147 & I make we come and join u two

QueenSuccubus:




Damn that noodles! Juz give it away sha... Unless u mean a different kinda noodles


Oyaaa... Have a noodle party in ur place ooo.. Lastking147 & I make we come and join u two

Hunger been. Dey wori me haha
Imm sure Op has something in store for ta gyal

Lastking147:
Hunger been. Dey wori me haha
Imm sure Op has something in store for ta gyal

Hahahahahahahhaha...

QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahahahahhaha...

Not again You ought to be asleep

[color=#ff9900] God loves a cheerful giver, so give the damn noodles [/color]

baba wise up....na exchange rate de kill boyz u wan de go dash free noodles

pennytrate:
[color=#ff9900] God loves a cheerful giver, so give the damn noodles [/color]

She should reciprocate.

If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.

Lastking147:
QueenSuccubus come and see ur people oh

Lol baba I hail

QueenSuccubus:




Damn that noodles! Juz give it away sha... Unless u mean a different kinda noodles


Oyaaa... Have a noodle party in ur place ooo.. Lastking147 & I make we come and join u two

Lol babe, he don dey turn crowd rising be that....

Lastking147:
Hunger been. Dey wori me haha
Imm sure Op has something in store for ta gyal

Not really bro,still counting on you guys advice

iamharkinwaley:
Lol baba I hail

boss man
wahs up na

Love Machine:
If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.

Lmao...... funny you bro......

Lastking147:
boss man wahs up na

I just dey nigga. Thanks man

Which noodles were you going to give her? The noodles or your noodles?Noodle based relationships don't last

Don't gv her noodles, gv her cucumber.

How can you be this petty over noodles

U told her you liked her .... you told her to come to your place if she wants the noodles... I'm sure the girl is smart enough to figure out that you really want her

Just cook the noodles .... eat with her and try your luck....don't let her take the whole pack home

Quoting Mr IBU in a film where him and his friend were police mounting road block.

"If to say you no be my Oga, I for say you dey Craze"

But

Op, you somewhat silly, how can you be thinking this way. Is indomie now that luxurious to wanna use it as a bait to get laid?

Softcurls:
How can you be this petty over noodles

U told her you liked her .... you told her to come to your place if she wants the noodles... I'm sure the girl is smart enough to figure out that you really want her

Just cook the noodles .... eat with her and try your luck....don't let her take the whole pack home

But that's what she wants to do, take the pack and up and go home. Op the girl is picking your brain. Been there, done that. It all depends now on your body language, the gleam in ya eye. Are you going to be her plaything or will you man up and keep your noodles for yourself?

Oga give her the noodles if you want to.. If you will waste her time, just telk her not to bother herself

Na cos of Cmon noodles mk you wan dey show yourself

iamharkinwaley:
Recession- Girl Coming To My Place For Noodles...Need Your Advice Guys...
I school in Benin Republic, rented an apartment not to far from my school, most of my time going to school am always seeing this prettie babe in uniform also going to her school and sometimes when am returning I see her to. I won't lie to you guys,since I saw her have always want to approach her and then the opportunity came when I went to get some ingredients I will use for my cooking. Saw her at a distance greeting a woman,I stood at the front of the shop I want to get my ingredients coz I know she will pass very soon,getting to my side I called her,greeted her
she responded well and we exchanged WhatsApp contact...
I msg her after two days,telling her I like her,want us to be in a relationship and blah blah....She will reply using some funny Smiley's and then send Thanks,this I did for days with same reply.OK may be she doesn't like me so I stopped chatting with her but one thing is that if I passed her house to get something's and she See's me,she's ready to stop me for a chat, seat me down,ask me something's about me which I honestly reply to. Am now wondering that online she act funny but when she sees me she acts cool. Now the main thing is emergency bought me to Nigeria days ago which I told her before I left,on my return I couldn't bring much things coz things are hard @ home. This babe saw me the next day and was like want did I bring for her ? I remembered I bought half pack of Golden Penny noodles which I told her I brought. I chat her up that night telling her how I feel about her and blah blah but yet she still gave me those funny replies so I was like this girl won't allow me into her life and I will still give her my noodles which I struggled to bring from naija to benin so I concluded in myself that I won't give her nor chat her up again.All of a sudden I saw her msg yesterday asking for her noodles which I replied her telling her to come to my apartment to get it......Now guys she's coming today for the noodles but hasn't agree to date me even if she agree I can't just give her the noodles like that coz she might take the noodles and forget me, am thinking of entering her if she comes.So guys have you find yourself in a situation like this?If yes how do you go about it? Were you able to enter her ? mature advice pls and am sorry for the long epistle.

Give her the damn noodles even if she no gree give you puna.

C'mon... Everything must not be Bleep, Bleep, Bleep all the time!

BoboYekini:
But that's what she wants to do, take the pack and up and go home. Op the girl is picking your brain. Been there, done that. It all depends now on your body language, the gleam in ya eye. Are you going to be her plaything or will you man up and keep your noodles for yourself?

Just give the damn girl the noodles

Such an unfair trade off... sex for noodles

problem child.....indomie kor.in dis bubu era........no bleep her. sha u fi smooch

Sexxx for ordinary golden penny Noddles,half carton for that matter..hahahahahaha
When if she had her own small money,promise of 100k wont even move her to come visit you!Nairaland ladies, don't say I didn't tell you o.For those who are serious,contact me to become a QUEENZHAIR distributor, before a man will straff you on top cold pure water and gala!This is an opportunity to control at least half a million naira of your own within 6 months!
https://www.nairaland.com/3473475/ladies-only-get-here-learn

Love Machine:
If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.

You just made my day..lwkmd!!

Softcurls:
Just give the damn girl the noodles

Such an unfair trade off... sex for noodles

How about sex for nothing?
It's the principle of the thing. Females will string you along if you let em. Starts with noodles.
She will collect the noodles now and still do her shakara. I'd rather he eat it all himself.

aaronson:
Quoting Mr IBU in a film where him and his friend were police mounting road block.

"If to say you no be my Oga, I for say you dey Craze"

But

Op, you somewhat silly, how can you be thinking this way. Is indomie now that luxurious to wanna use it as a bait to get laid?

queenfav:
Sexxx for ordinary golden penny Noddles,half carton for that matter..hahahahahaha
When if she had her own small money,promise of 100k wont even move her to come visit you!Nairaland ladies, don't say I didn't tell you o.For those who are serious,contact me to become a QUEENZHAIR distributor, before a man will straff you on top cold pure water and gala!This is an opportunity to control at least half a million naira of your own within 6 months!
https://www.nairaland.com/3473475/ladies-only-get-here-learn

aaronson:
Quoting Mr IBU in a film where him and his friend were police mounting road block.

"If to say you no be my Oga, I for say you dey Craze"

But

Op, you somewhat silly, how can you be thinking this way. Is indomie now that luxurious to wanna use it as a bait to get laid?

The way u guys viewed indomie in 9ja differs from the way beninnise viewed it here,indomie is just like a special meal to them coz is fucking expensive and scarce.They hardly eat it coz they are also obsessed with their traditional meal....

BoboYekini:
How about sex for nothing?
It's the principle of the thing. Females will string you along if you let em. Starts with noodles.
She will collect the noodles now and still do her shakara. I'd rather he eat it all himself.

Thanks bro, that's exactly my taught....

BoboYekini:
How about sex for nothing?
It's the principle of the thing. Females will string you along if you let em. Starts with noodles.
She will collect the noodles now and still do her shakara. I'd rather he eat it all himself.

Greedy one

Well I'm sure the girl is thinking if he can't even afford noodles how will he take care of me as his wife?

Odunharry:
Oga give her the noodles if you want to.. If you will waste her time, just telk her not to bother herself

Na cos of Cmon noodles mk you wan dey show yourself

Nigga you won't understand