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| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by bobogee007(m): 12:06am On Dec 10, 2016 |
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| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by mahakurci010(m): 12:08am On Dec 10, 2016 |
adejaresalami1:Bad boy. We dey the same gang be that. |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by chiraqDemon(m): 12:09am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Everybody knows how long biology and crk notes are In my ss1 i didnt write even a word on the notes My crk teacher made me write it all in one day and as a sharp guy i would write 2 lines and skip 10 My physics teacher too had to gimme 20 strokes on my left hand every night prep cos i didnt have his notes And i never did We were also vwry good at running from our school security men Cooking indomie in a pot placed on an iron Sleeping in the ceiling just to avoid going oit during classes Breaking coconuts by stoning em on the ground There was this teacher that made it a habit to seize our stuff n we made it a habit to deflate his tyres daily Killed and ate one of the cows that were in oir school then Schl mngmt never knew it was us Made a video of two teachers bonking n they became our errand boy n girl since then We had this big titted teacher n one of my friends squeezed her tits in her office (they later became fvck buddies) ....after work our principql came out n he didnt see his car (boys don use d man car flex till him fuel finish) we just called d man with business center phone n told him where to pick his car..till we graduated he never knew who did it I was caught using a phone in school by a female teacher I was actually watching southpark n when i saw her i exited it n she collected it and scrolled down n saw porn n she was now saying i was watching porn.....when she reported it she said when she saw the vid that i asked her if she liked it I almoat got expelled but luckily i was just suspended My best friend was expelled cos he was caught with 3 bottles of codine a card of trams n a pack of cigs n condoms too....my guy bin bad gan Me sha overall i was a calm guy cos damn no matter wetin i do i no de talk to girls.....they scared me more than anytin so i just de quiet Raided our hostel master's apartment close to school just to get our money that he seized..... the man was a broke ass so we just moved his tv n sold it n got our cash back..... I remember when my guys raided the school shop in the night....ppl come start to de give free milk U go ask ur guy for one cube of sugar e go give u 5 come even add milk n milo for u...enjoyment that time eh Whenever i remember those times i just wish for a week in school again I wont say d name of my school in case my former principal is also reading this topic he might know me  13 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Marvel1206: 12:11am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Nairaland is filled with criminals Ex-convicts, sex predators, theives! Chai!! 24 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by sampark201: 12:12am On Dec 10, 2016 |
The Craziest thing .... My Mom gives me N30 way back then so from Ajegunle i go trek reach Mile 2 ... Go back of school to eat Eba ... because Rice no dey reach me Untop that N30 , and the funniest was anytime i enter class i no dey sleep the rest student sleep way eat rice... |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by JoshMedia: 12:15am On Dec 10, 2016 |
We used mirror reflection of the Sun to disturb our Physics Teacher when writing on the board and when he turns back we pretend to be writing. AH UNCLE JAMES. I miss those days. |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Barbienice(f): 12:16am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Funny thread. I went to a boarding school where morning mass was a must. There was this day during my jss3 first term, the harmattan was too much, i refused getting up to have my bath with cold water. 5:30am when it was tym for morning mass i entered under the bed to avoid been chased out of the hostel by seniors, 6am all those wicked seniors decided to go around the hostels to write names of those that refused going for morning mass. Immediately i heard them telling junior students to come out from under bed to reduce their punishment, i open my big box and entered.I remained there till mass was over, came out and was sweating like hell. 13 Likes |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by victorking: 12:24am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Greedgod: For real! Is dat how to identify a gay person. Hmm! You must be gay too bra. 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by CecyAdrian(f): 12:32am On Dec 10, 2016 |
So, in SS2 we had this new over zealous Agric teacher who wanted according to him, cut our wings. We hated him and the feeling was mutual. Normally, when it's time for Agric class, Food and Nutrition students leave the class for their lab. Now, my-now bestie identical twin sisters do not take the same classes, one takes Agric, the other Food and Nut. So, on this faithful day, Peace who takes Food and Nut remained in class for Agric lesson while Promise who takes Agric left the class, it was a plan  Peace made sure she disturbed the class by making funny gestures and side comments which made us all to occasionally laugh to the anger of the teacher. He found out that Peace was behind th whole thing and after a brief moment of super warning of she never to return to his class till the end of the term send her out (he did not know the person he sent out does not even take his classes) So, after 10 mins of Peace leaving, Promise majestically walked into the class and headed for her seat, our Agric teacher still angry thought it was still Peace ( it's it's to differentiate th girls, the only way we that were their friends cold do so,was with their uniform and size of legs) felt disrespected and lashed at her from behind with the big cane (that was not part of our plan, our plan was to get his angry an frustrated a bit, but he took it too far by flogging the innocent girl from behind) Wow! The next actions happened in seconds, Promise never expected to be flogged, with anger, she grabbed the cane and rained strokes on the teacher, the teacher fought her, but we were around, and we joined together to beat him up. All SS2 C got 2month suspension, but after the principal heard what happened in detail, it was branded a mistaken identity, so he suspended us for just 3 days with hard labour, labour, teacher said sorry to Promise and the Teacher remained confused on who I who amongst the girls 9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Nobody: 12:40am On Dec 10, 2016 |
lol very funny....I stole 15chairs a day, then distribute them to those that need I got the name *Shubi*that day which means a thief can't just stop laughing.... I steal notes, pen etc its only money I didn't steal ;Dlol very funny....I stole 15chairs a day, then distribute them to those that need I got the name *Shubi*that day which means a thief can't just stop laughing.... I steal notes, pen etc its only money I didn't steal |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by whizcartel(m): 12:44am On Dec 10, 2016 |
I was a good boy in high school. So i never got into anything mischievous. Oh! I remember when I ran away from school after I made a huge hole in the fence. 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Nobody: 12:55am On Dec 10, 2016 |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by DEWKID(m): 12:55am On Dec 10, 2016 |
BaCk then we hire games from my class mate using Nokia 2630/xpressMusic die hard4 and mission impossible a level is 10naira During thursday when we no its fellowship we go park our bag weller and we they alert cause na backyard we dey follow run straight We also enter bush many times both boys and Girls to go Plug mango and cashew with school uniform lols we do goto river after closing to baths When we come late to school dat day school go serious, we sneak around the school sometimes e go take hours to succeed enter school, juckinly we'll follow backyard and we jump the fence During our last normal school exam in School, base on bad boys tins, The day before maths our class boys planned to collect maths manuscript cause It was in the laboratory so they sent my twin to his house to collect key from d maths teacher house, because we know he wasnt around just his wife so luckinly we succeeded we too it and we returned the key but we didnt returned the manuscript oh so we went back of Junior class, we brought fullscap sheets cause we were perpared, then we wrote the from the manuscript and wrote on our fullscap sheets, then the next day we came to school for the exam we were with our fullscap all hidden within us, d teacher was clever he knew we did it but as long as he didnt see us doing it he knew my twin collected the key cause his wife meant have told him, so in the hall they missed us but we all got chance to exchanged the already answered fullscape and we fold the one we were given in the hall and we put it inside our pocket we submittedlemme stop here :-/ :-/ :-/ #DontJudgeMeWithMyPast 1 Like
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| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Aniker(f): 12:57am On Dec 10, 2016 |
My BFF made me smoke shaaa.. Twas crazy fun 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by brightadekunle: 1:01am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Yelled at my math teacher.. |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Nobody: 1:32am On Dec 10, 2016 |
adejaresalami1:Na Wallbrook College u attend? |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by SIRmanjar(m): 1:37am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Dem suspend me Taya expel me Taya I jst dey Waka frm school to school I was a mystery to evrybdy bak den.i do plenty crazy tin. I spent my skool fees for 2 terms forge reciept ad result give my mama as na me ad my senior broda dey alwys pay.At times we go inflate price pay d normal amount spend d remaing on baffs ad game catridges. Any time we get dat dreaded subjct maths or I de feel sleepy I go form sickness entr sickbay go sleep well well. I fight my teachers,dem go jxt drop cain follo me wit blow dem kpokz me well well o. I dey excape frm skool once in a while go spend mony 4 bar play snooker shak well well wit my frendZ during skool hours. I write luv letta giv my English teacher wey I dey trip for,I no write my name 4 d letta but dem trace me tru my writing,dem nab me read d letta 4 assemly ground trash me wella com suspend me untop. Any time we see Cain 4 staff room or class ad teacher no dey, we go break am becos na we chop am pass. I less my teacher Volvo tyre d day im wan use Cain kill me. If we go do sports I go enta class chop pipul meat de wanz wey carry food com,drink dem chilled water or mineral. Whn I de ss1,me ad my guyz de alwayz enta ashana joint 4 aboju frm festac evry sartdys or hearts.dem luv us scatter as customers, dem de give us free sumtimz sef.we b fresh buttiz wey get action. Na jxt dis wanz I rememba. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Greenbullet(m): 2:00am On Dec 10, 2016 |
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| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Demolinhoooo(m): 2:31am On Dec 10, 2016 |
opey112:jan kohler . height =202 country -czECH CLUB-- DORTMOND. just cross from anywhere KOHLER tallest player in wining eleven 4...... sweet old days.. #SHARPSHARPGAME CENTER Opposote ifako police station..gbagada.. give me another chance i wanna grow up once again 5 Likes |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Demolinhoooo(m): 2:53am On Dec 10, 2016 |
jss1 someone told me that if u hit a girl on her breast it will pain her so much (school two boiz). few days later i saw Kemi standing at d entrance told her to leave the road before she left i hit her for borrbee.. her friends reported me to Mr Adaranijo (IRK TEACHER) who invited us both to the staff room immediately. i get to go scott free while she was beaten and purnished for not being able to express herself in Enlgish... 2 Likes |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Nobody: 2:53am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Bought and distributed porn to my mates I was broke  The funniest thing was that when they caught one of them and he mentioned it; they didn't believe it  It was since then I knew the importance of building a good rep.... 2 Likes |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Mayhorz(m): 3:31am On Dec 10, 2016 |
[i][/i]Hahahahahahaha...The highest I did was to go and Play Pes during School Hours....It was fun tho.. |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Dare2Try(m): 3:37am On Dec 10, 2016 |
i remember taking one man squad to the fullest and i was telling my hostel master to dress my bed for me to sleep thinking i was talking to my school son( shayo things) the beating i receive the next day was beyond my imagination 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Blessograo(f): 5:14am On Dec 10, 2016 |
1.I begged friends to play ten ten with me cos I was bad at it but was a need, they refused as usual in J.S.S2 2. Went to boarding school from SS1-3 but was bullied all through by my Ekiti village classmates and seniors but but S.S2 I slapped a senior for threatening me and burnt my classmates bed halfway for slapping me cos I got tired of her bully since S.S1 still proud of myself3. J.S.S2 climbed an African star apple (Agbalumo) tree to hide during one of the cultist riot in school. He that attended St Joseph, Mangoro-Lagos will understand. 2 Likes |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Blessograo(f): 5:30am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Attended a boarding school where beating, fetching water to the dining hall and cutting grass was the only punishment teachers could offer. I cannot do any of those cos I get blisters from cutting grass, half of the water pours away on when carrying water on my head, and I avoid been beating was a good girl but I was more of a house chores person. So when it's Thursday labour day there's always that one teacher that makes me pound yam for her and her family cos that's the only labour I could do. 2 Likes |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Blessograo(f): 5:32am On Dec 10, 2016 |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by phenomem(m): 5:33am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Hmm... Lets see I am always a back bencher not because I'm not intelligent but because the back door is situated there so I am the key should incase I wanna escape serious beating or any student want to escape. There was a time a teacher pointed at me and asked a question, so as she points at me each and everyone from the front were looking backward to see who she was pointing to. Because I know I don't know the question, I also looked back knowing fully well that I'm the last person at the back. The whole class busted into laughter. That day almost all the teachers in the school beat me. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by Nobody: 5:36am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Did the ultimate revenge mission on an old bully we later became friends sha I got some valid info on her mums occupation and every time she would come in the class I will sing like fela calling the occupation she never understood until one day before exams and she called her mum to school the woman vex no be small |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by phenomem(m): 5:48am On Dec 10, 2016 |
There is time also. I happened to go to a boarding school. The water reservoir was a it far from our hosteland there is always too much people on the question waiting to fetch. I decided to go fetch some water. As I carried my water gegely dey come, a senior student called me to pour my water in his bucket. I was so mad but I obliged. I went like twice more and same thing repeats itself. I knew there was no way I was gonna fetch water successfully that evening. So I decided to go again. On fetching the water I went to a corner and urinated enough in it. I carried the water with my shoulder high. As I get to the hostel, some senior students have sighted me bringing in water. So they brought theit big bowl of gaari milk and groundnuts dipped it into my bucket of water and use it to soak their Gaari. I was just smiling. They took like half of the water and another senior collected the rest to bath with. I carried my empty bucket to the hostel. I told some of my friends in which they tell some of theirs and the story goes on. They wanted to beat me when they knew but the story already got to the house master. Since then, they never bleeped with my water. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by emmydollars4life(m): 5:59am On Dec 10, 2016 |
I Left school with people that have not pay fees while I have paid, majority of them are my guys that is the only reason. Secondly when we're touched by preaching of scripture union and we repented both of us, me and my friend went to preach to the next class, they were making noise before I could turn back my is in a serious fight. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by AloyalNigerian(m): 6:00am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Blessograo:Wife material spotted. 3 Likes |
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