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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Nobody: 12:00pm On Dec 13, 2016
Better calm down. Someone invested 2million naira into the business.
moses93:
I gathered all the money that I supposed to use for my registration in a university. if this thing crash, I don't have any other choice than to mix OTAPIAPIA with kunu come put sugar drink. is this how I'm gonna end my life? make I give my junior brother my ATM pin abeg since I never marry, to use the money do small thing after I might have killed myself early next year.
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by joinnow: 12:00pm On Dec 13, 2016
Mmm
Has gone on Xmas Break
To be back soon(Jan 2017)
making More money is saving for you till January.
So that you do not blow all you money this festive period. cool

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by tonaolu(m): 12:01pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nah for this kind time yoy go see person wey do MMM go dey denial am, con dey form boss...meanwhile is thinking heavily of mavrodi giving a second chance for people to quickly withdraw their money away. grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by slimmjohn(m): 12:02pm On Dec 13, 2016
moses93:
I gathered all the money that I supposed to use for my registration in a university. if this thing crash, I don't have any other choice than to mix OTAPIAPIA with kunu come put sugar drink. is this how I'm gonna end my life? make I give my junior brother my ATM pin abeg since I never marry, to use the money do small thing after I might have killed myself early next year.
shocked shocked Please don't commit suicide oooooh!
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Jakasibo(m): 12:03pm On Dec 13, 2016
snowebony:
My Dear participants on MMM, if you login to your Personal Office (PO) you will read the reason why this latest development is being carried out. The system is not caught unaware. It a measure taken directly by MMM. It is not dictated to them and it is within their control. You should be happy that the MMM system understand the process of making you happy by protecting your fund. All of us know that majority of participants are waiting to to GH this December to come back and PH in January. This particularly is not helpful to the sustainability of the system. If majority GH and few PH, won't there be pressure on the system to meet up with numerous participants that will keep Getting Help till first week of January. Mind you there are prolong festive season in December, the Christmas, the Boxing Day and the New Year celebration. If we all get help this period and few provide help won't you foresee problem. Remember MMM operation is pyramidal like any other financial institutions. Don't let us turn MMM to a punching bag. If we punch it ferociously, the bag might burst. Your thinking and the way you run on MMM is different from the way the owner of MMM think and operates. The system told you categorically and it is a step you pass through before you register and before you provide help that "YOU MUST DONATE YOUR SPARE MONEY" that is money you can not regret at any point in time. for those that are crying foul now, MMM has not offended you, you are the one who have violated the ideology of MMM by borrowing to PH or by providing large amount above your spare money there by turning MMM into a money spining organisation. MMM is a network of mutual aid community. We have all turned MMM to a punching bag and we are not playing according to rules. Otherwise we shouldn't cry foul now that the system anticipate the style by which we PH and GH. You find is protected. You are not going to lose money. You will get your reward according to the numbers of days your mavro is frozen. The system did not collapse as some are saying. Login into your PO and it will not deny you. Scroll through the network checking your mavro, bank account and your page and you will see that everything is intact. The freezing period is not indefinite. You have been given the day your mavro will be unfrozen. So why the panic and why the worry. MMM will get better in 2017. Let us learn to play according to rules. Several people want 30% reward and many did not read what MMM ideology is all about. It is always with us here in Nigeria that we don't have time but we want to make money without understanding what the rule of making that money says. For those who have deceived some people to register so that they can get referral bonus by assuring those people at all cost that they will get help of 30% by so so time, you will be disappointed because you have not been honest with the ideology of MMM. However, there is nothing to panic about. If you are matched to pay, go ahead and pay otherwise you will be blocked. For those who had gotten help before now, wait for your money to be deposited into your bank account. If the help provider refused to pay, he/she will be blocked and another participants matched to pay you. No problem. There is 20% holiday bonus now. If you because of this freezing of a thing and you refuse to provide help, in January your bank account will not be fat and don't be jealous of those of us who will be in a happy mood then. My Dear participants on MMM, this is the time for you to know and be happy that MMM is not a robot. It is being managed by people who constantly implement strategy that will make the system healthy. By instant matching when you provide help, the issue of FAKE POP that you all talked about will be a thing of the past. Lots of measures are being taken to make MMM Nigeria endure and last for a very long time for all of us. Government of Nigeria and media houses have glorifying their negative publicity before now by asking for the promoter of MMM and we are happy the promoter of MMM has written to the government of Nigeria and those concerned. You all are read it because it was made available to you all. So Sergey Mavrodi is in touch with authorities in Nigeria and searching for identity of MMM is no longer something any ignorant writer can capitalize on again. You know me I know you now. I will appeal to us all to take it easy. Better days of punching the bag will be back in January but remember, provide help on your spare money. MMM has come to stay. Together we change the world. Long live MMM.
If everybody decides to GH help in January who will now pay them when there no PH

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Nobody: 12:05pm On Dec 13, 2016
How dd He restrain u
olanshile2016:


Haha,the lord restrained me from joining despite all their adverts everywhere
But TBH I wanna give it a try last week o grin
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by ENDEEEEEEE(m): 12:05pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nigerians!!!.... MMM will not crash. This same thing happened December of 2015, there where just 300000 participants then... Freezing of account dis period is the only way the system will survive till january because people are getting help more than they are providing... my money is still in the system and it's growing but I can't get help till next year mean while I have already provided help but would be matched next year to pay.... i'm sure that next year when mmm starts paying some people will still come back here to say so Nigerians are still involved in this.

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by izzou(m): 12:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
ENDEEEEEEE:
Nigerians!!!.... MMM will not crash. This same thing happened December of 2015, there where just 300000 participants then... Freezing of account dis period is the only way the system will survive till january because people are getting help more than they are providing... my money is still in the system and it's growing but I can't get help till next year mean while I have already provided help but would be matched next year to pay.... i'm sure that next year when mmm starts paying some people will still come back here to say so Nigerians are still involved in this.

So who will provide the help for them in January?
Did you even think of that?

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by IYANGBALI: 12:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
izzou:
And I don promise my sister the 30% make she take add for her capital

Plus two Christmas hampers wey I collect for credit. .


Why now? angry
ntoooooor tongue tongue tongue

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by snowebony(f): 12:09pm On Dec 13, 2016
Jakasibo:
If everybody decides to GH help in January who will now pay them when there no PH
Nobody says no PH. Its actually a good time to PH cause you won't be matched until January and you marvro would have grown well with the 20% bonus.That also mean your money is with you throughout the pause period.
LONG LIFE MMM
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by brokenplate: 12:10pm On Dec 13, 2016
MMM will be back in January. The only option you have is to wait.

On the interim buy your goat I sell at affordable price.
Check my signature for details

Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by segsxpendable(m): 12:10pm On Dec 13, 2016
izzou:


So who will provide the help for them in January?
Did you even think of that?
Won't people PH this season?...even me sef,,will PH b4 d end of the 20% bonus,,and I won't get matched till 12th or 13th of jan
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by birdmansoho: 12:11pm On Dec 13, 2016
afreekah:
MOGBE MOKU MODARAN . . .

Please translate biko grin
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by oloribabs(f): 12:12pm On Dec 13, 2016
Hmm.
Check my signature
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by hardon1(m): 12:14pm On Dec 13, 2016
Adedolapo1406:
I read MMM message to the participants today. Those in charge of MMM are very wise and intelligent. MMM hasn't crashed as it currently being rumor, all account (Mavros) are frozen in order to prevent massive withdrawal in Xmas period, which means you can't pay and can't be paid till January and those that want to pay but not marched for payment will get extra 20% in order to courage them pay by January. With this I can say MMM authority is wiser and more proactive than Nigeria government.

you just dey give urself hope. U are definitely not used to ponzy, else you would hv known their exit strategy

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by ogasman(m): 12:15pm On Dec 13, 2016
handelex:
"This is how MMM crashed in South
Africa. In May, MMM SA announced a
freeze, just like MMM Nigeria did in
December, SA still frozen"....

just saw this on twitter, is it true?



Accounts wiped in may

Frozen in april
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by awoluyi(m): 12:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
slimmjohn:
shocked shocked Please don't commit suicide oooooh!
. You should prefer killing yourself to suicide.

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by segees: 12:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
Our Money Making Machine don crash O CASALA!

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Annalise(f): 12:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
honunlimited:
It's a precautionary measure for sustainability, we coming back massively next year.
MMM for live

Lol. They are freezing this thing because of the likelihood of mass withdrawals due to high demand during the yuletide, right? Do you think that this demand will reduce in January? You do realise that some people used their life savings and they need to borrow now? How will they pay back?
Mass withdrawal is inevitable.

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by ENDEEEEEEE(m): 12:19pm On Dec 13, 2016
izzou:


So who will provide the help for them in January?
Did you even think of that?


Did u read what I wrote well.... I have provided help because I want to get the xmas bonus and people want to get the December 50% so people have been providing and will still keep providing help till next month
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Ike1(m): 12:19pm On Dec 13, 2016
ENDEEEEEEE:
Nigerians!!!.... MMM will not crash. This same thing happened December of 2015, there where just 300000 participants then... Freezing of account dis period is the only way the system will survive till january because people are getting help more than they are providing... my money is still in the system and it's growing but I can't get help till next year mean while I have already provided help but would be matched next year to pay.... i'm sure that next year when mmm starts paying some people will still come back here to say so Nigerians are still involved in this.

Are u kidding me Don't u think PH is equal to GH..
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by hardon1(m): 12:19pm On Dec 13, 2016
seriously, any programmer with a good hyip/online donation script like mmm, pls come lets collabo. I want to open my own online donation website.

Seriously speaking

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Annalise(f): 12:20pm On Dec 13, 2016
Adedolapo1406:
I read MMM message to the participants today. Those in charge of MMM are very wise and intelligent. MMM hasn't crashed as it currently being rumor, all account (Mavros) are frozen in order to prevent massive withdrawal in Xmas period, which means you can't pay and can't be paid till January and those that want to pay but not marched for payment will get extra 20% in order to courage them pay by January. With this I can say MMM authority is wiser and more proactive than Nigeria government.



Lol. They are freezing this thing because of the likelihood of mass withdrawals due to high demand during the yuletide, right? Do you think that this demand will reduce in January? You do realise that some people used their life savings and they need to borrow now? How will they pay back? 
Mass withdrawal is inevitable.

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by olanje: 12:22pm On Dec 13, 2016
MMM has not crashed. It's only frozen. Relax.
Seriously though, there are some ideas that are either so entirely foolish or dangerous that they should never gain traction. Yet in the world of anti-intellection (some would say post-truth), every shade of mad ideas has impressive mainstream following. MMM is one such concept.
Let's keep it simple, an investment that yields a 30% monthly return will double every 10 weeks or thereabouts (compounded). If I put N100,000 into MMM in one year, at the end of 3 years, MMM would have to pay me circa N5 million. For a scheme that has no investment, the level of additional inflows required to sustain that pyramid is staggering.
MMM has an estimated 3 million account holders. If each account holder on the average kept just N10k, compounded for 3 years, the payout that will be required at the end of 3 years is over N1 trillion. If the average account is N100k, the payment will be N10 trillion. You may want to find out the size of Nigeria's budget for 2017.
If my analysis is beginning to look stupid, it's because the underlying investment is just as crazy. Here is a scheme that its potential payout in 3 years - if only N100k is compounded by 3 million participants - will be bigger than the country's budget.
Read my lips - it won't happen. In finance, we use a euphemism to describe the halt to this anomaly; it's market correction. I am not predicting a crash. I am only saying there will be a market correction. The magnitude and timing, are entirely out of my scope of predictive abilities.
There could be a number of precipitants to the correction. A widespread liquidity needs by account holders (Christmas, Easter, school fees all have seasonal impact on our cash needs) or increased regulatory scrutiny will cause problems.
If you still go ahead to put your money in MMM after reading this, if you lose your shirt, you need a hiding on your unclad back

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Supremo001: 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2016
Yekpaa...my chest z jux doin me wankain now ehn...

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by IYANGBALI: 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2016
moses93:
I gathered all the money that I supposed to use for my registration in a university. if this thing crash, I don't have any other choice than to mix OTAPIAPIA with kunu come put sugar drink. is this how I'm gonna end my life? make I give my junior brother my ATM pin abeg since I never marry, to use the money do small thing after I might have killed myself early next year.
what are you still waiting for?abeg be fast with it but plus drop your home address because I wan come chop rice and drink palmwine for your burial with ajepako mukina2 vickyrotex funjosh eleko1 osusumustflow and notoriousbabe

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by IYANGBALI: 12:25pm On Dec 13, 2016
moses93:
I gathered all the money that I supposed to use for my registration in a university. if this thing crash, I don't have any other choice than to mix OTAPIAPIA with kunu come put sugar drink. is this how I'm gonna end my life? make I give my junior brother my ATM pin abeg since I never marry, to use the money do small thing after I might have killed myself early next year.
what are you still waiting for?abeg be fast with it but plus drop your home address because I wan come chop rice and drink palmwine for your burial with ajepako mukina2 vickyrotex funjosh eleko1 osusumustflow and notoriousbabe grin grin tongue

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by 2el(m): 12:27pm On Dec 13, 2016
Mass hysteria everywhere.... I hope it all turn out good, if not Hospital go full come January 14th...
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by romoruyi(m): 12:28pm On Dec 13, 2016
Everybody will be demanding to get help by january when it finally opens, who then will pay those people. because those who wants to invest in MMM by january might not want to put in money while in panic.

What they are saying does not make sense at all; alot of people are still putting in money even in this december, so why are they pausing it.

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Nobody: 12:28pm On Dec 13, 2016
moses93:
I gathered all the money that I supposed to use for my registration in a university. if this thing crash, I don't have any other choice than to mix OTAPIAPIA with kunu come put sugar drink. is this how I'm gonna end my life? make I give my junior brother my ATM pin abeg since I never marry, to use the money do small thing after I might have killed myself early next year.

Please don't take your life. Nigeria has been gullible because there is no experience with these schemes. The US regulates these businesses heavily and there is even opportunity to get money back if the person loses too much. But in the beginning people lost money just as they are losing now in Nigeria. Please view this as a mistake in your life that you can look back on later. Don't allow this to take your life.
Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by iceberg54: 12:29pm On Dec 13, 2016
Maybe MMM is just doing mannequin challenge cheesy cheesy

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Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Souljaboi1: 12:30pm On Dec 13, 2016
cowardSeun:
False alarm by a Muslim whose religion forbids mmm participation.

My brother, you're simply in the first stage which is Denial.

Just like someone said, by the fourth week you will start cursing Mavrodi in undiluted Russian language.

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