haywire07:

Re u d one on dat dp?

Genea:
tnx darl... I lobe being single

aiit babes when you stop lobing being single My windows and doors are open

She told my friend, she can't date me...cos she doesn't want to date someone catchy..other ladies wl always want to ve


I deleted her digit...and walked away.


#YOLO

MadJay:
aiit babes when you stop lobing being single My windows and doors are open

no probz... For now I kip on lobing(loving) being single

No But they complain I don't call....after doing spectranet 10k/month...they still expect me to load card n call

No girl has ever turned me down....I face and mind my business... Cos am the type that love one night stand....relationships re for kiddos

KissChrix:


Make person no baff again abi?

hahahahaha mabinu

Alrigh

Genea:
no probz... For now I kip on lobing(loving) being single

nymphomaniac:
are u the Nigerian pledge?

I just can't laughing...

U just killed it!

Hmmmm...I have many xperiences on this. The last one was after my last relationship crashed. I asked a gurl out to be ma chick and the reply she gave was that she cant because she cant be anyway like my ex who I jst broke up with. She said individuals have different attitudes and hers will be different frm that of my ex that I was used to and it might be annoyin me ad leadin to problems between us. I tried to convince her to reconsider. I told her its normal that people have different behaviors and attitudes and I can never xpect her to be like my ex too and even if theres anything I dont like in her, I wont pick quarrels with her buh I would rather try to keep puttin up with her and correct her when theres need to..
Upon everything I said, she still refused to accept me and I later forgot her and moved on to the next gurl and that one gladly accepted and we're together now. Now the babe wey dey form for me then and gave me those flimsy excuses wants me now and me sef don dey use am shakara now and I keep tellin her I already moved on since she refused me then, and I even flaunted my new gurl for her to see. Those ladies ehn, na only God go help them.

Odunharry:
Lmao.. Many ladies don't deserve nice guys.

learnt this many years ago.(not personal experience though

Guy how far, we no see ur brakelight since we do POP. Wetin dey sup naa.

lies everywhere

She said she can only date me if I stop posting "10 things" on Nairaland

Pascalville:
No But they complain I don't call....after doing spectranet 10k/month...they still expect me to load card n call

Lol
Gee hafa naa.

She said I was too hoodie, a gangster... "an innocent looking perfect gentleman like myself"

Guess she suffered from a severe myopic disorder...

Bronz:
I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

are u really serious?
Lol...hahaha...una no go kill me 4 nairaland.

thowbie7ven:
Yeah...mine said i'm too nice, kind, loyal, faithful and honest...

Hmmmn....4 ur mind

remedick:
Sure bro. My ex and like 2 other girls that once turned me down did same. The major ex sha... dem fork that girl tire into frustration. She was wooing me few months back and desperation was written all over her. I should have recorded the call. It was so fun seeing someone that rubbished me completely around 2009, never apologized for any of her acts, cheated on me, lied to me, took me for granted, took me for ride, even told me I wasn't handsome... then come 2016 she is saying: "is it too late to love me?" " you know what Ii want" "can it work" " I was on your facebook profile, you now look handsome" Oh bro, I can only THANK GOD for the journey so far!

Play along and do the needful on her.manipulate her.emotions.. she will never take a guy for a ride

SexyNairalander:
they just don't believe that someone like me can be single


story of my life

Nna na wa for you oooo

SexyNairalander:
they just don't believe that someone like me can be single


story of my life

Nna na wa for you oooo

nymphomaniac:
are u the Nigerian pledge?

prettyAdaolisa:

nwanyi oma.

KissChrix:
She said She doesn't like light-skinned guys

A girl once told me that, only for me to see her smooching an albino years later

wtfCode:

nwanyi oma.

Nwoke oma

She said I work all the time lol, that I don't like going out.
Why would I go out? I'm a vampire for fvck sake. We don't like the sun
She wanted to date an albino but my life was fvcked up.
Nowadays it's just Music music music. I don't even have time for myself na to date.
Haven't dated in 2 years. I think I might be gay

Adeinfo:


Play along and do the needful on her.manipulate her.emotions.. she will never take a guy for a ride

no need bro. I have done more damages to her mental capacity than she ever bargained for. She is the ONLY I set out to torment, raise her hopes and smashed it... do you know what it takes for a girl who NEVER says sorry to start looking for u up and down to apologize? Even visited school twice to see me and begged me at the park? BEGGED me to fork her? As in do anything just to make sure I forgive her. She became so scared I might even harm her. Go figure bro... It takes bad move to accomplish such. I done more than damages to her already...

Bronz:
I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

Chisos...was reading this as a Guest b4 buh wit the way ppl started asking you if u were d one on your dp...i had to log In..you should run away frm ppl who hide the truthnd tell you Lies...u shuld av chosen to be jez "simple' Ugly buh instead u chose to "super" Ugly tanks to the puf puf on your Head

Touchey:

A girl once told me that, only for me to see her smooching an albino years later

lol... never believe what a girl tell u. Their no sometimes means yes.

LWKM........it's either the guy is joking or the girl was high on drugs

haywire07:

Re u d one on dat dp?

Bronz:
I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

LWKM........it's either you are joking or the girl was high on drugs

AngelsAndStars:
hilarious. I saw one that called a relationship quit on me, post on facebook crying about men. same girl that was flirting then. I laugh sote I nearly enter gutter. LMAO

na so their life be o. E no pass that one...

Vikky014:
lmao. no be only too handsome. u r too legsome aswell..hahahahahaha