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Wednesday, 14 December 2016
Aww! Guy proposes to girlfriend while she was complaining of his absence


At her birthday get-together, Okhamera Semi was complaining to her friends over how her boyfriend, Emeka, has been ignoring her for days and refused to attend the dinner. She never knew what the guy was preparing in stock during the time he was "ignoring" her! Little wonder when Emeka popped behind her back and proposed, Miss Okhamera nearly lost her senses in excitement.

ojmetrix:
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared
and announced that he would buy monkeys for
N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were
so many monkeys around, went out to the
forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as
supply started to diminish, the villagers
stopped their efforts. He further announced
that he would now buy at N200. This renewed
the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again. Soon the supply
diminished and people started going back to
their farms. The offer rate increased to N250
but the supply of monkeys became so little
that it took much effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy
monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go
to the city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told
the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the
big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I
will sell them to you at N350 and when my
OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to
him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD
EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys.
The most greedy ones among them even sold
their lands to purchase many MONKEYS,
hoping to make a huge profit without labour.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only
monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys!
Be wise.