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| I'm an Oliver Twist by sirhot(m): 5:49am On Dec 20, 2016 |
Okay, been thinking of how I have so many female friends and yet no girlfriend I've figured out that I'm an Oliver Twist, yes I want them all. I want a fruit salad! But how is that possible? I like bananas but I also love orange because of the juice. Talking about juice, pineapple juice is sweet! What about the berries? That's my problem. Who can help me fix this? I now see why our forefathers married many wives. They had fruit salad while we just need to pick a fruit I know what I want very well but I cannot a till stay away from what I need Help me |
| Re: I'm an Oliver Twist by gabinogem(m): 5:58am On Dec 20, 2016 |
all u need is the means to get fruit salad... |
| Re: I'm an Oliver Twist by Nobody: 6:17am On Dec 20, 2016 |
Marry them all then... |
| Re: I'm an Oliver Twist by tchimatic(m): 6:19am On Dec 20, 2016 |
;DVariety they say is the spice of life........enjy man |
| Re: I'm an Oliver Twist by torres89: 6:41am On Dec 20, 2016 |
I can with a service charge of 1 million |
| Re: I'm an Oliver Twist by sirhot(m): 7:18am On Dec 20, 2016 |
Softbamboo:I'll surpass Solomon's record then  |
| Re: I'm an Oliver Twist by fromnigeria(m): 7:37am On Dec 20, 2016 |
sirhot: Careless soul, give your life to Christ and be free from bondage |
| Re: I'm an Oliver Twist by Nobody: 7:39am On Dec 20, 2016 |
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