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Re: Tag And Ask by Horlohlah: 9:01pm On Dec 20, 2016
Jarizod:

Awwwwww kiss
see as my black cheeks dey blush for here grin cheesy
Lol...better carry your cheek and be going.
Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:01pm On Dec 20, 2016
Maxi112 jarizod makydebbie Horlohlah diddyydiva if you were given a gun, with one bullet in it, and a zombie is coming for you and another is going for your lover and another is going for your mum, eho would you save with that one bullet inspired by AMC's walking dead, awesome series cool
Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 9:01pm On Dec 20, 2016
Horlohlah:
i done ignore you and mhisbliss reach , its enough oooo

Re: Tag And Ask by makydebbie(f): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2016
mhisbliss:
dont mind her, one question, will you let your pet, say a dog, sleep on your bed?
Believe me babe, with the way I sleep, the dog will find itself on the floor when it wakes upgrin


Horlohlah:
I know.

Don't test me you this girl smiley
Talk sef, I no feartongue


tosyne2much:
So you think I can't survive with kitty? undecided
I never mentioned addiction, but that won't be your state if you get raped.
Re: Tag And Ask by sweettease(f): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2016
mhisbliss:
if you're as single as I'm you'll understand my joy and why I'm so comfortable with it, free like a bird and the happiest i can be, now when people cry to me for a heartbreak I'll be wondering what to say to them, laughing will make me a mean person, so i just shut up and tell them i warned you in my mind grin
That's the bad side. What about when you see the happy couples that are supporting each other and going strong?
Re: Tag And Ask by tosyne2much(m): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2016
sweettease:

Thinking about gun point and succumbing, I thought I was going to do the ra'ping cheesy
Would you do that if you had the chance ni? cheesy
Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2016
Horlohlah:
Go and connect to him on twitter.

who knows
he's got quite the female fans, i guess I'll have to look for another version of scott adkins in Nigeria cheesy
Re: Tag And Ask by falconey(m): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2016
thesonofmark being one of the major e-detective on NAIRALAND what strived you into this path of exposing e-culprits?

Can you say you are fair in your operations?
Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:03pm On Dec 20, 2016
sweettease:

That's the bad side. What about when you see the happy couples that are supporting each other and going strong?
i see my parents everyday, no biggy
Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:03pm On Dec 20, 2016
makydebbie:
Believe me babe, with the way I sleep, the dog will find itself on the floor when it wakes upgrin


Talk sef, I no feartongue


I never mentioned addiction, but that won't be your state if you get raped.
wont you be scared of what it could do?
Re: Tag And Ask by BrooklynTheBully: 9:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
falconey:

.
cheesy grin



Bruh, how did you mean by being a "Tosyne2much"?? cool
Re: Tag And Ask by sweettease(f): 9:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
Softorgasm:
what is soft, sweet and have the feeling of releasing cum at the same time?..
The answer is me... this is how i will make you feel when you come around me....
My principle in life is always be the best, in friendship, in love, in prayers, in sex...
there is never a dull moment with me....
This is why I'm sweet soft orgasm...
cc sweettease
They say empty vessels make the loudest noise.. What's your take on that? grin
Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
i done ignore you and mhisbliss reach , its enough oooo
grinoshey Baddest in bobrisky voice
Re: Tag And Ask by Softorgasm(m): 9:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
obontami:
I thought you'd never change. Back then you a literally the most annoying person in the romance section. grin


Sexuality section is cool as usual, we having our fun. grin
haha i go resume sexuality session this week...
That is where i see correct shenkes....
the last one i koloba from there na Ghanaian.
cheesy
Re: Tag And Ask by sweettease(f): 9:05pm On Dec 20, 2016
tosyne2much:
Would you do that if you had the chance ni? cheesy
you are this close to begging me to grin
Re: Tag And Ask by makydebbie(f): 9:05pm On Dec 20, 2016
mhisbliss:
Ma.xi112 jari.zod makyde.bbie Horloh.lah diddyyd.iva if you were given a gun, with one bullet in it, and a zombie is coming for you and another is going for your lover and another is going for your mum, who would you save with that one bullet inspired by AMC's walking dead, awesome series cool
The one coming for me, I'll save the rest latertongue
Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:06pm On Dec 20, 2016
makydebbie:
The one coming for me, I'll save the rest latertongue
eyah can't watch my mum die
Re: Tag And Ask by sweettease(f): 9:06pm On Dec 20, 2016
mhisbliss:
i see my parents everyday, no biggy
So you are going to pretend it's the same ehm grin
Re: Tag And Ask by Softorgasm(m): 9:07pm On Dec 20, 2016
sweettease:

They say empty vessels make the loudest noise.. What's your take on that? grin
well i don't know because i don't have empty vessels.
Re: Tag And Ask by falconey(m): 9:07pm On Dec 20, 2016
BrooklynTheBully:


cheesy grin




Bruh, how did you mean by being a "Tosyne2much"?? cool

grin come on you know what I meant. Being humble and mature about the issue and let the bitch_ roam about like wanderer on a spell.

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Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:08pm On Dec 20, 2016
sweettease:

So you are going to pretend it's the same ehm grin
the best case study has to be them, i live with them so i have a perfect picture what its like so its not pretense
Re: Tag And Ask by sweettease(f): 9:08pm On Dec 20, 2016
Softorgasm:
well i don't know because i don't have empty vessels.
Na so grin
Re: Tag And Ask by BrooklynTheBully: 9:08pm On Dec 20, 2016
cheesy grin




Tosyne2much, we heard a rumor that a Nairalander (name withheld) scammed you out of your kind gestures and "it" still went ahead to lay false accusations on you in public... Please is this true?? cool

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Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 9:08pm On Dec 20, 2016
mhisbliss:
grinoshey Baddest in bobrisky voice
who dey follow u laugh

Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 9:09pm On Dec 20, 2016
TheInkredible:
[s][/s]

You have met your death today. Plonker-bastard.

Who has time to read that epistle of wailings you chirped up there? I do it short sometimes. Take it. Zulu buffoon.

Your destiny has been lost somewhere deep inside the obscurity of your drunken mother's undiagnosed cøck-craving disorder.

She lost count of the men who shagged her that dark night of your conception. One of those men is your father and he's been looking all over for you since the only address in your mother's handbag is her room number of the cheapest ashawo hotel in mpumalunga, South Africa.

You see that mini- paragraph which you burped out of your filthy mouth which is notoriously known for sücking shïtstain off another man's ärsehöle is as short as the pink mini-skirt that you're currently wearing.

It's quite amusing to see you in a quandary and not knowing how to counter my latter retort. You've now resorted to regaling the audience with stories of how your mother's vägina the size of a mola mola' mouth met it's fate at the hands of innumerable big-bellied men in Mpumalanga!



Your mother is nationally known as a çöçk-juggling whöre whose legs automatically swings open upon seeing a penïs like an automatic door. Her dying wish will undoubtedly be to have a have a penïs-shaped tombstone engraved with the words" Here lies a whöre with a master's degree in pröstitution"


Indeed, son, you have met your death today, as I'm ripping you limb to limb with ease to the delight of the spectators who are standing on the sideline awaiting the date of your funeral since they all can see that I'm wrestling with a dying donkey.


Pathetic son of a dying whöre.

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Re: Tag And Ask by obontami: 9:09pm On Dec 20, 2016
Softorgasm:
haha i go resume sexuality session this week...
That is where i see correct shenkes....
the last one i koloba from there na Ghanaian.
cheesy

Is that so? Tell me more about the ghanian chick grin

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Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 9:09pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
who dey follow u laugh
am not laughing with you am laughing at you, can you tell the difference? grin
Re: Tag And Ask by smksean(m): 9:09pm On Dec 20, 2016
Mimzyy:


Am i expected to birth Jesus on his second coming? No i'm not.
was that funny to you?
Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
i noticed that she feeds on our attention


all those insults no remove one kobo from my account
1)"That" functions as a conjunction in a sentence introducing a clause which is the subject of a verb in reported speech. The poster you sought to correct wasn't making a reported speech. He/she was making a statement of first person perception.

2. "That" can also be used to introduce a subordinate clause giving a reason for the clause. Again the poster wasn't giving any reason but making a point of observation.

Jude, am I not greater than he whose name you bear? Seeing that your parents were too busy to grant you universal basic rights for children, which is education?

And you sought to compare yourself with me who is infinitely above your network range?

Your father will give you out to me as my bondsman for life if he saw my grandeur.

Please learn to respect your betters.

The only time we can pretend to be equals is whenever you log into Nairaland and pretend you aren't the failure your parents pronounced you to be.

Henceforth, you get the ignore from me. Being foolish is bad, but exhibiting stupidity in a celebratory manner is witchcraft!

#mgna? Changing Nairaland or celebrating ignorance and buffoonery in grand style?

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Re: Tag And Ask by makydebbie(f): 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2016
mhisbliss:
wont you be scared of what it could do?
I can't let an aminal sleep on my bed embarassed
Re: Tag And Ask by Horlohlah: 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2016
mhisbliss:
whats the most embarrassing moment un your life
Whenever my boss yell at me in a conference meeting...mehn,that woman can embarrass.
Re: Tag And Ask by Horlohlah: 9:12pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
i done ignore you and mhisbliss reach , its enough oooo
seems your finger is itching you,show me where i mentioned your moniker undecided

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