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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by fairlyusedbra: 12:45pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:

lol. grin



it is Jhoor. grin
Very boring place... lipsrsealed I prefer Yaba sef.

babe, i stay in banana island, the place is not boring, we have the dogs disturbing us, the agege bread sellers hawking their bread every morning and shouting ''agege bread, buy your sweet agege banana island bread''
we also have the kole kole people knacking their pangolo and collecting the dirts, we also a university here, banana island university of science and topology , the school fees is 52 million per semester, so the place is cool, even linda ikeji usually comes to my house to fetch water from my well in banana island when there is no water, so no dull moment in banana island, i can invite you over to my place for evangelism and praise and worship gringringrin
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by RottenBanana: 12:46pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:


eh, I don't wanna be you jaweh. I like my ass, boob and Vjayjay just the way it is.



PS-what differentiates any random girl from You is simple, basic Anatomy. so, puleaaase keep your dumbass privileges to yourself. it's all in your head.


What is your definition of 'dumbass privileges'

I psycho-analyze people. It's part of my job requirements.

Contrary, to what your trying to make me believe, you still want to be like us.

I saw you rejoicing over a man being sexually assaulted on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/3558035/woman-knocks-down-rapes-robber#52581014
Not only because you believe he deserves it, it was done by a female on a male.

That is one of the symptoms of Freud Sigmund Pen!s Envy.

I'm not trying to change you. I'm just trying to tell you your agenda is selfish and you are not making any positive impact.

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jan 08, 2017
RottenBanana:


What is your definition of 'dumbass privileges'

I psycho-analyze people. It's part of my job requirements.

Contrary, to what your trying to make me believe, you still want to be like us.

I saw you rejoicing over a man being sexually assaulted on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/3558035/woman-knocks-down-rapes-robber#52581014
Not only because you believe he deserves it, it was done by a female on a male.

That is one of the symptoms of Freud Sigmund Pen!s Envy.

I'm not trying to change you. I'm just trying to tell you your agenda is selfish and you are not making any positive impact.



dude, he Committed a crime. get it? he wanted Robing someone and was overpowered. grin he paid for his crimes and that gave me joy. smiley if that's being selfish.. then. hell yeah, I am fücking selfish! cool


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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by dingbang(m): 12:58pm On Jan 08, 2017
naijaboiy:

Why should he be chasing that old püssy when there are younger girls around?
his problem is not the pussy, but money.. How many young ladies have cash worth Linda's?
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by riccadonna(f): 1:01pm On Jan 08, 2017
Nonsense.....
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by JeffreyJamez(m): 1:02pm On Jan 08, 2017
SalomonKane:
You stay in Alimosho?

Nope
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by riccadonna(f): 1:02pm On Jan 08, 2017
Nonsense.....Go date your class
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 1:07pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:

lol. it's A Stepping stone. grin




....You'd get there..maybe?

lol.. you must be well abreast with human psychology.

I am impressed. Sorry tho for the words.. wink

Happy sunday smiley
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 1:08pm On Jan 08, 2017
riccadonna:
Nonsense.....Go date your class

Calm down na embarassed
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:


Well, those girls are probably Poor, Stùpid, Dumb, foolish or psychologically imbalanced. and I think there's something irky about you that attracts you to those species of fücktards. as the phrase goes, Disgusting foods attract plenty flies.



Like living in Banana land is Now a benchmark for Immortality? undecided Biko, Check yourself. You're probably the cause. 'Coz I don't see why Crackheads would wanna sleep with A dunderhead simply because he lives in some Boring, Overrated location.


Thank you for summing it up.


Let me add that the dude is an adept nitwit, confidently displaying his ignorance & forgetting that he attracts his type - the very hungry & silly types.
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by RottenBanana: 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:




dude, he Committed a crime. get it? he wanted Robing someone and was overpowered. grin he paid for his crimes and that gave me joy. smiley if that's being selfish.. then. hell yeah, I am fücking selfish! cool



LOL.

You are not being honest with yourself.

Be honest for a second.

Tell me how you feel when women are being paraded naked in the name of jungle justice.

Tell me how you will feel if they were also raped.

Tell me you are going to rejoice the same way you rejoiced on that post.

Tell me you are not going to condemn the act.

It's OK to be selfish but being hypocritical about it is shameful.

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by mustybobo(m): 2:01pm On Jan 08, 2017
Na my papa get central bank of Nigeria grin
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jan 08, 2017
RottenBanana:


LOL.

You are not being honest with yourself.

Be honest for a second.

Tell me how you feel when women are being paraded naked in the name of jungle justice.

Tell me how you will feel if they were also raped.

Tell me you are going to rejoice the same way you rejoiced on that post.

Tell me you are not going to condemn the act.

It's OK to be selfish but being hypocritical about it is shameful.



No Correlation Sweetheart. No Correlation. grin
You're being clouded by sentiments. and that's not what I'm about. smiley


Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by RottenBanana: 2:12pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:




No Correlation Sweetheart. No Correlation. grin
You're being clouded by sentiments. and that's not what I'm about. smiley



Sentiment ke?

Everybody is about sentiment. Sentiment is a view or opinion that is held or expressed - Google.

I believe that is what you've been trying to do - prove a point.

Just say you cannot honestly reply my last query without contradictions.

I'm immune to emotional blackmail.

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jan 08, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:

lol.. you must be well abreast with human psychology.
I am impressed. Sorry tho for the words.. wink
Happy sunday smiley

Likewise bushboy. cheesy


Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jan 08, 2017
Ariel20:



Thank you for summing it up.


Let me add that the dude is an adept nitwit, confidently displaying his ignorance & forgetting that he attracts his type - the very hungry & silly types.
lol. grin




touche! I'm sure he felt that!
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jan 08, 2017
fairlyusedbra:

babe, i stay in banana island, the place is not boring, we have the dogs disturbing us, the agege bread sellers hawking their bread every morning and shouting ''agege bread, buy your sweet agege banana island bread''
we also have the kole kole people knacking their pangolo and collecting the dirts, we also a university here, banana island university of science and topology , the school fees is 52 million per semester, so the place is cool, even linda ikeji usually comes to my house to fetch water from my well in banana island when there is no water, so no dull moment in banana island, i can invite you over to my place for evangelism and praise and worship gringringrin




SMH..


your case ehn...grin

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by 2dice01: 2:33pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:




bros, I didn't say or do anything ooo. they're the ones always all up in my business..undecided


your business?
Tell me about that lucrative business of yours who knows i might chok eyes too tongue
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jan 08, 2017
RottenBanana:


Sentiment ke?

Everybody is about sentiment. Sentiment is a view or opinion that is held or expressed - Google.

I believe that is what you've been trying to do - prove a point.

Just say you cannot honestly reply my last query without contradictions.

I'm immune to emotional blackmail.



Well, the Questions are pretty stupid. no offense. they had no correlation to what I'm about. I mean anyone would feel bad after being sexually assaulted. sad


that answers why I didn't answer them. I'll feel pretty dumb if I did. smiley I'd lose a few brain cells that are very important to me


Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by RottenBanana: 2:46pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:




Well, the Questions are pretty stupid. no offense. they had no correlation to what I'm about. I mean anyone would feel bad after being sexually assaulted. sad


that answers why I didn't answer them. I'll feel pretty dumb if I did. smiley I'd lose a few brain cells that are very important to me




Well, the questions are quite rhetorical and you do not have to answer them. We both know the answers.

Maybe that is a way of saving face while you agree with my points.

At least your are more logical than most of the feminazis I've dealt with.

Thank you for making my point.
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 2:48pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:



Likewise bushboy. cheesy




Beht why? sad

Modified

Oh.. that's actually my name wink
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jan 08, 2017
RottenBanana:



Well, the questions are quite rhetorical and you do not have to answer them. We both know the answers.

Maybe that is a way of saving face while you agree with my points.

At least your are more logical than most of the feminazis I've dealt with.

Thank you for making my point.



Well, there are psycho extremists to every Genuine Movement/Cause. smiley


You're welcome. lol. grin
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 08, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:

Beht why? sad
Modified
Oh.. that's actually my name wink

Why would You choose that as a sobriquet? grin


Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by dhardline(m): 2:52pm On Jan 08, 2017
JeffreyJamez:


The same hole but different passwords....In this case at the sound of "Banana island" the kpekus says "welcome, please wait while your transaction is processing" grin

grin grin grin now this is funny. A lot of women have just refused to learn.
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 2:54pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:



Why would You choose that as a sobriquet? grin




A long story in chinese without a sub-title.

You wana hear in secret? wink
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Zane2point4(m): 3:06pm On Jan 08, 2017
The guy even talk plenty, banana island is too much, just even a comfortable 2bedroom flat and a nice ride, you go scatter everybody.

For all those saying some girls are different abeg na jonsing o.
If she get money, use love wash her brain, promise her marriage, u go tire sef.

Abeg make una no mind me o, repent.
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by RottenBanana: 3:18pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:




Well, there are psycho extremists to every Genuine Movement/Cause. smiley


You're welcome. lol. grin

This is just me having the last say.

I like having the last say.

Please ignore.

Thanks.
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jan 08, 2017
RottenBanana:

This is just me having the last say.
I like having the last say.
Please ignore.
Thanks.
excuse me? grin

lol, me too. please ignore. bye.



Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jan 08, 2017
dingbang:
grin


Why don't he chase his class..instead of jumping from one broke girl to another.. If he thinks he has money he should make a pass at Linda ikeji.. Oniranu..

.lol...
linda will not even acknowledge him
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by RottenBanana: 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:

excuse me? grin


lol, me too.
please ignore. bye.





I guess I will have to take the high road.

It's one of those things that makes us men.
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by shanicemel(f): 5:02pm On Jan 08, 2017
Kolababe:
This email was sent to flamboyant psychologist, and relationship expert Joro Olumofin.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/01/every-girl-i-tell-i-live-in-banana.html
Really ur story is false because all d girls you are hooking up with are all ashawos and oloshi. A real woman with confidence and dignity wont fall for your tricks when you are not even related to Dantata or Dangote. Ok you ve made FP and replies oya abeg try front oga. NEXT
Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by clerkent(m): 5:15pm On Jan 08, 2017
just climb my mango island de look him

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