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See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by onismate: 4:11am On Jan 12, 2017 |
.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below. Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law. AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX... I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following: 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s). 3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does. 9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that, (a) I contract an STD (b) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM) ________________________________ Signature of Screwee ______________ http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think 105 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Nobody: 5:19am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Lemme save this... Juz in case when he calls 14 Likes |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by jcflex(m): 5:33am On Jan 12, 2017 |
this is the real deal. 2 Likes |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by oluspicy: 5:46am On Jan 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: Trapqueen you ain't serious at all Who are you saving it for? Hope is not the incoming Trapking? 2 Likes |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Nobody: 5:48am On Jan 12, 2017 |
oluspicy: Hahahahaha... I don't want him to cry out loud after and telling story that touch here on nl saying that I broke his heart after those steamy escapades... 1 Like |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by oluspicy: 5:55am On Jan 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: Lol Trap Trap dats nice. Wat of me wey no get any trapper. Washuido? |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Nobody: 5:59am On Jan 12, 2017 |
oluspicy: Hahhahaha.. Maybe u shud go out.. Interact.. Be exposed to open minded ppol.. Unless u juz wanted to be on ur own.. 2 Likes |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by oluspicy: 6:08am On Jan 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: Well dats a good advice from the stable of the Trapqueen from the kingdom of the Trapper But gals dey shook nowadays I don't wanna be sombori's ATM, so dat my account won't be dormant 9 Likes |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Nobody: 6:15am On Jan 12, 2017 |
oluspicy: Great choice Now, all u have to do is to copy and print this as well juz in case u bump with someone u like and she won't run back here after and made a thread against u 1 Like |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Nobody: 6:20am On Jan 12, 2017 |
I think this seem more applicable to teenage white chicks who turn around and accuse their men of rape,drunk with no consent. It quite useful considering the number of years dudes end up facing in jail. Like the movie "The Night of". 2 Likes |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by oluspicy: 6:24am On Jan 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: Smiles... Only an illiterate gal will sign that. I know Lagos gals will never adhere to such, cos I will lose my chance of hot screwing escapades. 2 Likes
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Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Nobody: 6:28am On Jan 12, 2017 |
oluspicy: Then I will tell u that u are missing something here.. I won't tell u tho.. |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by oluspicy: 7:05am On Jan 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: P What's that my amiable, shakarus Trapqueen . Please tell. Abi you want me to become a Trapking? |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Nobody: 7:25am On Jan 12, 2017 |
What is this 2 Likes
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Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by MrGreenMavro: 9:08am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Lasskeey: 9:09am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by amiibaby(f): 9:09am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by ademasta(m): 9:09am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by twilliamx(m): 9:10am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Na so |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Lasskeey: 9:10am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by lilkhaleefa1(m): 9:10am On Jan 12, 2017 |
ok 3 Likes
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Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by adajoe555: 9:11am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by ajasbaba(m): 9:11am On Jan 12, 2017 |
chai
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Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by KayodeAjani: 9:12am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Chai men |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by askYomi(m): 9:12am On Jan 12, 2017 |
only a foolish gal will sign this!!! 1 Like |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by Chiefpriest1(m): 9:13am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Lol. We make light of everything. Even in this Buhari economy we are still managing to laugh. God bless Nigeria... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by IamPatriotic(m): 9:14am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Lame! what a dry joke. |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by chelseabmw(m): 9:14am On Jan 12, 2017 |
lmaoooooooooooooo |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by uairaland: 9:14am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Hahahahaaaaa. That 5 & 6. |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by alaskido(m): 9:14am On Jan 12, 2017 |
I have already transferred this agreement into word document, printed in many copies and a copy saved on my K drive. I will issue to all my girlfriends before having sex. This is cool 1 Like |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by agarawu23(m): 9:15am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Re: See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by sammyj: 9:15am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Chai!!!! |
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