jcflex:
this is the real deal.

onirugbon:


There is nothing useful about it sir. If anything, it would act as a catalyst in indicting the male.

Presenting such form would raise the following suspicion;

* Is he a rapist? Did he threaten/blackmail her to sign? Did he force her to sign with a weapon? Was she in the right frame of mind while signing or drunk/high on a substance? Are his hands really clean, do young people with clean hands do such things before having sex? Does tgis form give him confidence to rape girls and think he can go scot free? etc.

He would need a very good lawyer to win this case


Concusion:
If a white girl wants to bring you down, this useless form will not help.
Look elsewhere.

P.S. Abstain from sex and wait till marriage. Then you are a real man.

oluspicy:


Well dats a good advice from the stable of the Trapqueen from the kingdom of the Trapper

But gals dey shook nowadays

I don't wanna be sombori's ATM, so dat my account won't be dormant

onismate:
.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________



http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think

TrapQueen77:



Lemme save this... Juz in case when he calls

jtwest:
I can imagine u mistakenly submitting a copy of those wit ur CV if u r job hunting.

BraniacX:


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pick up the damned phone girl

TrapQueen77:



Oohh sorry... I'm on the other side & My line is too busy atm..

This conference calls never stop ooo..

alaskido:


My brother, prevention is better than cure. I no want to go jail for this my young age o. Life is so sweet outside o. You will not value the essence of freedom until you visit Kirikiri.

BraniacX:


You'll be like

MOGBE!!!! those witches have followed me here when you later realise your mistake