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Who will have time to read and sign the epistle when junior is already alert and kitten is wet already?


Only if it can be signed after the bout.

hey

repeat the class

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Check my signature

Lol

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i don't think any lady will sign this at all.

watch out for Trapqween weds olyspicy season 1.... una just use style dey toost.. oga olu pls get a room and doont forget ur agreement form

onismate:
.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________



http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think

Bad Guy, no job!

Very noterizable...

TrapQueen77:



Lemme save this... Juz in case when he calls

I think you're missing the point dear. It's actually meant to protect the guy from rape claims by the "screwee". Lol

onismate:
.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________



http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think

Jobless ppl everywie in Nigeria

This one take as e be o. It appears the screwee is desperate for the seex that she had to give up so much. Pity! Thank God I can never be a screwee!

Vorpal:
I think this seem more applicable to teenage white chicks who turn around and accuse their men of rape,drunk with no consent.

It quite useful considering the number of years dudes end up facing in jail. Like the movie "The Night of".

There is nothing useful about it sir. If anything, it would act as a catalyst in indicting the male.

Presenting such form would raise the following suspicion;

* Is he a rapist? Did he threaten/blackmail her to sign? Did he force her to sign with a weapon? Was she in the right frame of mind while signing or drunk/high on a substance? Are his hands really clean, do young people with clean hands do such things before having sex? Does tgis form give him confidence to rape girls and think he can go scot free? etc.

He would need a very good lawyer to win this case


Concusion:
If a white girl wants to bring you down, this useless form will not help.
Look elsewhere.

P.S. Abstain from sex and wait till marriage. Then you are a real man.

IamPatriotic:
Lame! what a dry joke.

Word fall from your mouth like sh.it from àss

Just in case

alaskido:
I have already transferred this agreement into word document, printed in many copies and a copy saved on my K drive. I will issue to all my girlfriends before having sex. This is cool

Egbon you dey vex oooo

onirugbon:


There is nothing useful about it sir. If anything, it would act as a catalyst in indicting the male.

Presenting such form would raise the following suspicion;

* Is he a rapist? Did he threaten/blackmail her to sign? Did he force her to sign with a weapon? Was she in the right frame of mind while signing or drunk/high on a substance? Are his hands really clean, do young people with clean hands do such things before having sex? Does tgis form give him confidence to rape girls and think he can go scot free? etc.

He would need a very good lawyer to win this case


Concusion: Never attempt this silly form on a white girl.
If she wants to bring you down, this useless form will not help.

P.S. Abstain from sex and wait till marriage. Then you are a real man.

Well he could just video tape her signing the agreement to show there is no coercion.

You do know it's just hypothetical, arguing the practicality is a different thing.

FYI: we are not arguing the merits and demerits of premarital sex here....Keep that in your pocket till anyone asks.

I can imagine u mistakenly submitting a copy of those wit ur CV if u r job hunting.

Hmmm, creativity. Saves men from women devoid of common sense!

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Vorpal:

FYI: we are not arguing the merits and demerits of premarital sex here....Keep that in your pocket till anyone asks.

LMAO

Vorpal:


Well he could just video tape her signing the agreement to show there is no coercion.

And if she claims she was blackmailed, signing the document and being taped so that he would not release her nudes (or some other reason) after a haunchy rape session?

Vorpal:


You do know it's just hypothetical, arguing the practicality is a different thing.

Exactly. In practical things take many random directions but I still maintain such form is not wise on any levels.

Vorpal:


FYI: we are not arguing the merits and demerits of premarital sex here....Keep that in your pocket till anyone asks.

I love to dip my hands in my pocket and give it out. Its a free 'normal' advice

Yes oo, number 6 though: (he should add neither would I care to know in the future whatsoever)

onirugbon:


And if she claims she was blackmailed, signing the document and being taped so that he would not release her nudes (or some other reason) after a haunchy rape session?

Thats why we have lawyers to sort the facts from the fiction.

Exactly. In practical things take many random directions but I still maintain such form is not wise on any levels.

From an unstable girl/random girl/ one better take those chances in the face of possible jail terms.

I love to dip my hands in my pocket and give it out. Its a free 'normal' advice

You need it more especially if they don't ask and their pockets are deeper than yours.

Iamthoney:
Egbon you dey vex oooo

My brother, prevention is better than cure. I no want to go jail for this my young age o. Life is so sweet outside o. You will not value the essence of freedom until you visit Kirikiri.

TrapQueen77:






Hahahahaha... I don't want him to cry out loud after and telling story that touch here on nl saying that I broke his heart after those steamy escapades...

After fucking you right ,left and center.......he won't.

Shouldn't there be a space for a witness to sign?

Very Funny

No clause for payment? that has to be agreed too.

onismate:
.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________



http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think