FOOTBALL vs SEX.


1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.


2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.


3. Condom = GOALKEEPER


4. Condom breaks = PENALTY


5. Abortion = RED CARD


6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN


7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL


8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.


9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.


10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP


11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH


12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL


13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.


14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY


15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ


16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN



17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.


18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR


19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification


20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass


21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury


22.You and your girl break up= Game over


23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD


24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play


Which one do occurs to you?









Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

And you had to spoil everything with No 12, mtcheew.

EmperorLee:
And you had to spoil everything with No 12, mtcheew.

EmperorLee:
And you had to spoil everything with No 12, mtcheew.