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#Shitty

fdims:
Judge not so you don't end up years later in shiloh

That's for those who give a f.. K

This is a pathetic list... Every guy, i repeat, every guy at some point or the other have been guilty of one or more of these crimes. Its a phase we all go through. Follow the op at your own peril. see you single in 2025!!

Guys stop wasting your time with poke-nosing girls...

Stupid deluded girls. Stop wasting time on guys in general and go and date a cucumber.

Dandeson1:
lol, girls sha. I was in a cinema a boy and girl were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the girl started to pull her shirt up and lift the bra and the boy started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them... the girl was around 28yrs and the boy 3 months
....thanks for reading (Dirty minded)

Hahahahahahahahaha.....U sef

Yewandequeen:
Helpful

What is helpful here?

HateU2:
pa pa pa pa pa

Stop wasting time with a guy that won't introduce you to his FAF
Stop wasting time with NL guys

did an NL guy refuse to introduce introduce u 2 his family?

Nogodye:
Hahahaha NL guys! ain't you see those pre-wedding pictures/wedding pictures of Nairalanders married to one another

Well said brother.. she go reach 30yrs now, begin ask God Wetin she do!!

NaijaSlate:
Stop wasting time with the guy that shuts you out when he’s in a shitty mood, even if it has nothing to do with you. The guy that will walk past you like you’re a ghost and give you one-word answers, like you’re nothing to him, even though he acted like you were everything yesterday when his day was going well.

Stop wasting time with the guy that had a nasty ex-girlfriend and takes it out on you, even though you aren’t anything like her. The guy that plays the victim act, that acts like he’s damaged, and repays your kindness by telling you he has too much baggage from his last relationship, that he’s not ready to let anyone else inside.

Stop wasting time with the guy that makes you wonder if your phone is malfunctioning, because you haven’t gotten a text back from him yet, even though you messaged him two hours ago and you can see that he’s been active on Facebook over the last twenty minutes.

Stop wasting time with the guy that can’t keep his stories straight. The guy that must be lying to you, because he gives you different ‘facts’ whenever you talk to him and then swears that you must be remembering wrong. He tries to convince you that you’re the crazy one.

Stop wasting time with the guy that calls you two, three, four times when he wants to see you, because he won’t take no for an option. The guy that does a complete 180 when you initiate contact by ignoring every one of your texts, because he only cares about what he wants in the moment.

Stop wasting time with the guy that only posts party photos on Instagram with a red cup in his hand, the guy that brags about how much he can chug without blacking out, the guy that only contacts you when he’s already five beers deep.

Stop wasting time with the guy that acts like you’re committing a sin whenever you mention another boy, even though he posts selfies with his arms around strangers and interrupts your conversation to check his beeping phone that you know has pretty girls on the other line.

Stop wasting time with the guy that looks into the mirror to check his hair more than he looks into your eyes, because he’s more concerned with the way the world views him than the way that you view him. The guy that knows he’s hot and relies on his looks to get him through life.

Stop wasting time with the guy that doesn’t seem to care whether you stay in his life or not. The guy that makes you stay up when you should be sleeping, replaying your day to try to figure out whether he likes you or not — whether he cares or not.

Stop it. Because you deserve so much more than that guy.

http://naijaslate.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=34

Nice guy yet to be heartbroken. Dude save your affection for God, and your personal pursuit of success. Wise words

Yewandequeen:
Helpful

nothing Is Helpful There, stop wasting time by waiting for Mr Right

Total lobbish...

Who love help?


Seun, Ur mod no get sense na how many times dis sh1t go dey make frontpage? 3years ago una talk am

Lol

so what kind of guy do you want girls to waste their time on?according to the write up you wer the type of girl that like the high class guyz now you ave been disappointed so many times you turn to mis adviser.

Na for those ppl in relationship. Team single n nt searching

una go just sitdown bring out writeups wey dey breakup relatioship and dey make girls dey form anyhow

Dandeson1:
lol, girls sha. I was in a cinema a boy and girl were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the girl started to pull her shirt up and lift the bra and the boy started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them... the girl was around 28yrs and the boy 3 months
....thanks for reading (Dirty minded)

why were u surprised in the first place?

I reserve my comment.......

You can get a man from anywhere ever on NL.... But check well

fdims:
Judge not so you don't end up years later in shiloh

I love this.lol. When reality hits, u will want to mingle with such guys

NaijaSlate:
Stop wasting time with the guy that shuts you out when he’s in a shitty mood, even if it has nothing to do with you. The guy that will walk past you like you’re a ghost and give you one-word answers, like you’re nothing to him, even though he acted like you were everything yesterday when his day was going well.

Stop wasting time with the guy that had a nasty ex-girlfriend and takes it out on you, even though you aren’t anything like her. The guy that plays the victim act, that acts like he’s damaged, and repays your kindness by telling you he has too much baggage from his last relationship, that he’s not ready to let anyone else inside.

Stop wasting time with the guy that makes you wonder if your phone is malfunctioning, because you haven’t gotten a text back from him yet, even though you messaged him two hours ago and you can see that he’s been active on Facebook over the last twenty minutes.

Stop wasting time with the guy that can’t keep his stories straight. The guy that must be lying to you, because he gives you different ‘facts’ whenever you talk to him and then swears that you must be remembering wrong. He tries to convince you that you’re the crazy one.

Stop wasting time with the guy that calls you two, three, four times when he wants to see you, because he won’t take no for an option. The guy that does a complete 180 when you initiate contact by ignoring every one of your texts, because he only cares about what he wants in the moment.

Stop wasting time with the guy that only posts party photos on Instagram with a red cup in his hand, the guy that brags about how much he can chug without blacking out, the guy that only contacts you when he’s already five beers deep.

Stop wasting time with the guy that acts like you’re committing a sin whenever you mention another boy, even though he posts selfies with his arms around strangers and interrupts your conversation to check his beeping phone that you know has pretty girls on the other line.

Stop wasting time with the guy that looks into the mirror to check his hair more than he looks into your eyes, because he’s more concerned with the way the world views him than the way that you view him. The guy that knows he’s hot and relies on his looks to get him through life.

Stop wasting time with the guy that doesn’t seem to care whether you stay in his life or not. The guy that makes you stay up when you should be sleeping, replaying your day to try to figure out whether he likes you or not — whether he cares or not.

Stop it. Because you deserve so much more than that guy.

http://naijaslate.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=34

Having graduated from so many citadel of learning when it comes to meeting mating n bonding,
I make bold, strictly unequivocal, with no iota of men deception, to say to every lady reading this:

The last paragraph, therein likes the group of guys that holds d keys to ur long term jolly n joy! Unless ofcos u r here for d Bmoments

Of what use is a predictable dock? What fun lies in a stale sand?
If marriage is in view, then take me words for it. COs marriage by default, is set up in constant stagnation until sometin dramatic , like gehin preggy, having a baiby n d lies happens.
DOnt be staled, the heart luvs dynamic dimensions. This is why people cheat, to feel a diff dimension.

So if u have an awesomely dynamic guy, unpredictably fun, stick wit him!

lexy2014:
did an NL guy refuse to introduce introduce u 2 his family?

Aroh48:
They we soon come for your liver and kidney. Just brace up.

I'm ready for them

charliboy654:
What is helpful here?

Thats what make us different .

Alright

TashaGirl:
Hateu2, you are correct

birds of a feather

God bless this poster o.

this was how anty laide is stil single at 44

Stop wasting time Naaa... No dem go still dey oo.. No leave no transfer

NaijaSlate:
Stop wasting time with the guy that shuts you out when he’s in a shitty mood, even if it has nothing to do with you. The guy that will walk past you like you’re a ghost and give you one-word answers, like you’re nothing to him, even though he acted like you were everything yesterday when his day was going well.

Stop wasting time with the guy that had a nasty ex-girlfriend and takes it out on you, even though you aren’t anything like her. The guy that plays the victim act, that acts like he’s damaged, and repays your kindness by telling you he has too much baggage from his last relationship, that he’s not ready to let anyone else inside.

Stop wasting time with the guy that makes you wonder if your phone is malfunctioning, because you haven’t gotten a text back from him yet, even though you messaged him two hours ago and you can see that he’s been active on Facebook over the last twenty minutes.

Stop wasting time with the guy that can’t keep his stories straight. The guy that must be lying to you, because he gives you different ‘facts’ whenever you talk to him and then swears that you must be remembering wrong. He tries to convince you that you’re the crazy one.

Stop wasting time with the guy that calls you two, three, four times when he wants to see you, because he won’t take no for an option. The guy that does a complete 180 when you initiate contact by ignoring every one of your texts, because he only cares about what he wants in the moment.

Stop wasting time with the guy that only posts party photos on Instagram with a red cup in his hand, the guy that brags about how much he can chug without blacking out, the guy that only contacts you when he’s already five beers deep.

Stop wasting time with the guy that acts like you’re committing a sin whenever you mention another boy, even though he posts selfies with his arms around strangers and interrupts your conversation to check his beeping phone that you know has pretty girls on the other line.

Stop wasting time with the guy that looks into the mirror to check his hair more than he looks into your eyes, because he’s more concerned with the way the world views him than the way that you view him. The guy that knows he’s hot and relies on his looks to get him through life.

Stop wasting time with the guy that doesn’t seem to care whether you stay in his life or not. The guy that makes you stay up when you should be sleeping, replaying your day to try to figure out whether he likes you or not — whether he cares or not.

Stop it. Because you deserve so much more than that guy.

http://naijaslate.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=34

dat text part got me...... I Don't text often buh when i do and he doesn't reply i felt like i was being snubbed den he will come with crappy excuse hz not a fan of texting... daily i lost interest.

NaijaSlate:
Stop wasting time with the guy that shuts you out when he’s in a shitty mood, even if it has nothing to do with you. The guy that will walk past you like you’re a ghost and give you one-word answers, like you’re nothing to him, even though he acted like you were everything yesterday when his day was going well.

Stop wasting time with the guy that had a nasty ex-girlfriend and takes it out on you, even though you aren’t anything like her. The guy that plays the victim act, that acts like he’s damaged, and repays your kindness by telling you he has too much baggage from his last relationship, that he’s not ready to let anyone else inside.

Stop wasting time with the guy that makes you wonder if your phone is malfunctioning, because you haven’t gotten a text back from him yet, even though you messaged him two hours ago and you can see that he’s been active on Facebook over the last twenty minutes.

Stop wasting time with the guy that can’t keep his stories straight. The guy that must be lying to you, because he gives you different ‘facts’ whenever you talk to him and then swears that you must be remembering wrong. He tries to convince you that you’re the crazy one.

Stop wasting time with the guy that calls you two, three, four times when he wants to see you, because he won’t take no for an option. The guy that does a complete 180 when you initiate contact by ignoring every one of your texts, because he only cares about what he wants in the moment.

Stop wasting time with the guy that only posts party photos on Instagram with a red cup in his hand, the guy that brags about how much he can chug without blacking out, the guy that only contacts you when he’s already five beers deep.

Stop wasting time with the guy that acts like you’re committing a sin whenever you mention another boy, even though he posts selfies with his arms around strangers and interrupts your conversation to check his beeping phone that you know has pretty girls on the other line.

Stop wasting time with the guy that looks into the mirror to check his hair more than he looks into your eyes, because he’s more concerned with the way the world views him than the way that you view him. The guy that knows he’s hot and relies on his looks to get him through life.

Stop wasting time with the guy that doesn’t seem to care whether you stay in his life or not. The guy that makes you stay up when you should be sleeping, replaying your day to try to figure out whether he likes you or not — whether he cares or not.

Stop it. Because you deserve so much more than that guy.

http://naijaslate.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=34

nairaland and relationship is like kenya and Good news..(Hope u understand) @ o p I hail una bt this gurls no go listen their number 1 mission is ur pocket number 2 cuccumba number 3 (add urs)

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