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| Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Edwinmason(op): 9:24pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
1) 16 missed calls? you have killed my battery so you are capable of killing me it over!! 2) you dont even have respect am talking and you are busy breathing it over!! 3) i told you i like my food hot and you didnt warm the ice cream... it over!! 4) i called you by 11:59pm and you didnt pick then you decide to call me by 12:05am..why did you wait till the next day..you are not caring it over!! 5) i call you darling and you call me honey..so you mean my mother is a bee...you lack respect for inlaws it over!! 6) why did you serve my food with red plate when you know am a chelsea fan...enemy of progress it over!! 7)how can you be watching the television with the volume on...do you want to finish the subcription it over!!  i called you and you picked immediately...you lack patienceit over!! feel free to add yours let the fun continue 181 Likes 14 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by McBrooklyn(m): 9:27pm On Feb 04, 2017*. Modified: 6:29pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
How can you only have 2 panties you're interchanging plus one faded bra??... Game Over!!!  6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Nobody: 9:32pm On Feb 04, 2017*. Modified: 5:50pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Op Thank you for the tips.. I go try am because I no fit buy Val gifts for any girl o  19 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Nobody: 9:58pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Number 5 got me pissing for body 19 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Edwinmason(op): 10:02pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Harreeseen:hehehe |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:14pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Bomb dey your head op 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by MosakuAW(m): 5:31pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
The write up there is only for TEENAGERS no matured person will use any as an excuse.  46 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by DONSMITH123(m): 5:32pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
BreadandBeans: 55 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Arabiandude: 5:32pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Edwinmason: 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by valdes00(m): 5:33pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Hw can u sit there n watch Chelsea beat arsenal without u doin anything... it means u will also sit dere watching anoda guy beat me outside n u wnt do anytin... Its Ova 174 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Afam4eva(m): 5:33pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
I told you to boil one egg and fry the other one. You went ahead to fry the wrong one. It's over. 160 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Longcucumber(m): 5:33pm On Feb 06, 2017*. Modified: 11:01pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
I told you to suck my dick and you are licking the dick.its over. 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by davodyguy: 5:33pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Edwinmason:Stale. Not for we married men. We owe our wives a duty of care and love 73 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Xcelinteriors(f): 5:33pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
valentine is for kids and "drunk in love" couple. 9 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by adewumiopeyemi(m): 5:34pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Ok no shaking |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Handsomecole(m): 5:34pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Me?? Since Jan 20th I don give my bae excuse say I no go dey around on on Val day. Any excuse now will be too late. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by kayojosephy(m): 5:34pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
On dat day, excuses shall abound but hold on to your boo, it's just a matter of time... 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by blackaxe78: 5:34pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Let's have anal sex, I can't. It's over! 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by thonyrule(m): 5:35pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Warm the ice cream....hahahahah 7 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by cooncudee(m): 5:35pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
| lmao |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by fulaniHERDSman(m): 5:35pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
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| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by WILLYBABS(m): 5:35pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
You grandpa voted 4 buhari and nt gej, he is part of naija's problem i heard you are idoma and 2face is idoma 2, it's over. 19 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by ZeroTolerance: 5:35pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Which one be "it over"? 13 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by viva1103(m): 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
No 4 is so hilarious |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by xynerise: 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
| Look at how you made holes all over my compound with your koi-koi shoe.That means You can destroy my property ....Its over  90 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Ugo4ema2015: 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
I told you to prepare stew you went and prepare ofe akwu....it's over. 7 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Nobody: 5:37pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
boring, old and stale 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by PrettySleek(f): 5:37pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
You are cooking again! All u do is cook. I can't do this anymore it is over! 25 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by mary001: 5:37pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
I am now born again. It is over... lol 54 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by FILEBE(m): 5:37pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
I tokd u to call my airtel line. u went to call the Mtn line. You want FBi to track me? It is over! 49 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by yinkson(m): 5:38pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
You've gained so much weight...therefore it's over 26 Likes 1 Share |
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