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Amabeast:
Go Fúck urself

TrapHedges:
uncle curve

go fist yourself

SINZ:
My girlfriend is not allowed to breathe

Nobleman18:
My girlfriend must not be flat she must have those curves that'll eventually kill me

TrapHedges:
Here is the list of things my gf is not allowed to do

1. She not allowed to have more than three male in her life..thats me, her father, her brother..if she got 2 brothers she better chose

2. She is not allowed to wash her mouth..am fine with the smell...if any other person can smell it they came too damn close

3 she is not allowed to go on vacation..if she wanna travel..she better pick a basket ball

4. She is not allowed to twerk..the only thing she should be clapping is her hands in church thanking God she has me

5. She is not allowed to love me from the buttom of her heart..wah she gon do with the top, love other niggas? No way

6. She is not allowed to use straw..the only pipe she should suck is mine

7. She is not allowed to solve trigonometry..wahs she tryna calculate, the angle she gon break my heart from? Tat aint happening

8. She is not allowed to like another niggas pic on ig..tats a hint

9. She is not allowed to ride bikes..the only thing she should riding ..be my dick

thats it

JacksonD7:
And what are the restrictions on you. Oh wait I got one
1. You must be sensible so you don't post rubbish online.

chybykee:
I think you're just being over possessive and unnecessarily jealous. she knows what's right for the relationship and you both, let her live. if she fs up, then take action no excuses BTW its just a relationship and not slavery

TrapHedges:
ill get you a spoon..so you can eat my ass

SINZ:
My girlfriend is not allowed to breathe

Bumbae1:
See ur life so thats ur plan

comradespade:
all the things listed up there also applies to you

Bumbae1:
Jesu but i no get bf nao

comradespade:
if you don't have bf then who am I?

Bumbae1:
SIN.Z OHHHH COME HERE

You have to get blessing from sin.z first then kill all potential bf so only u left

TrapHedges:
Here is the list of things my gf is not allowed to do

1. She not allowed to have more than three male in her life..thats me, her father, her brother..if she got 2 brothers she better chose

2. She is not allowed to wash her mouth..am fine with the smell...if any other person can smell it they came too damn close

3 she is not allowed to go on vacation..if she wanna travel..she better pick a basket ball

4. She is not allowed to twerk..the only thing she should be clapping is her hands in church thanking God she has me

5. She is not allowed to love me from the buttom of her heart..wah she gon do with the top, love other niggas? No way

6. She is not allowed to use straw..the only pipe she should suck is mine

7. She is not allowed to solve trigonometry..wahs she tryna calculate, the angle she gon break my heart from? Tat aint happening

8. She is not allowed to like another niggas pic on ig..tats a hint

9. She is not allowed to ride bikes..the only thing she should riding ..be my dick

thats it

TrapQueen77:
Ooohh goodness gracioooooous me!

Omo I love doing #6 &9 tho... abeeeg LastKing147 come down here and look at the rules of ur Twin

Lastking147:
Tight rules buh Im with him on this. 6&9? what if one of u guys farts TurnOff!

TrapQueen77:
Hahhahahahaahah

Well, he doesn't even allowed his gf to brush her teeth so no men will come closer

What a crazy rules..

Lastking147:
Lool imagine spade tryna woo a gyal with mouth odour
he said he's fine with the smell no wonder he's getting fat lmao (no b me talk am)

TrapQueen77:
Ooohh goodness gracioooooous me!

Omo I love doing #6 &9 tho... abeeeg LastKing147 come down here and look at the rules of ur Twin

Bumbae1:
SINZ OHHHH COME HERE

You have to get blessing from sinz first then kill all potential bf so only u left

Lastking147:
Lool imagine spade tryna woo a gyal with mouth odour
he said he's fine with the smell no wonder he's getting fat lmao (no b me talk am)