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Deadvalley001:
Yoruba Niggas are weaklings, you should be looking for old white women to hook up with, while Igbo Niggas are busy smashing the young punnies.

Deadvalley001:
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You are the one that needs to swerve. who asked you for all this?

Are you not the same guy bragging about fvcking Igbo girls

You injected ethnicity into this by yourself.

luminouz:
Rainy80 is one of d few Nlanders I do admire..calm...focused n otherworldly mature....almost alien....but d girl(or woman) na case study on neutrality...never excited...have this impenetrable facade DAT baffled n yet excites me....very intelligent too.......a being like DAT could 'undemon' me anytime... Sadly she seems all hooked up or a baby mama with 5 kids or a grandma or something....

Deadvalley001:
Yoruba Niggas are weaklings, you should be looking for old white women to hook up with, while Igbo Niggas are busy smashing the young punnies.

luminouz:
Rainy80 is one of d few Nlanders I do admire..calm...focused n otherworldly mature....almost alien....but d girl(or woman) na case study on neutrality...never excited...have this impenetrable facade DAT baffled n yet excites me....very intelligent too.......a being like DAT could 'undemon' me anytime... Sadly she seems all hooked up or a baby mama with 5 kids or a grandma or something....

B2Spirits:
She is single, in her early 30s, very pretty, and a medical doctor. She has lived in France, Australia, and UK.

Ishilove:
Abi o. Nice to hear from you again.

luminouz:
God!!!!! ......I know d very pretty n medical doc part....
I have tried to reach her online to no avail! Get her to talk n all dat!Never sent a PM dou! Don't want to seem a stalker....dat babe case na strong thing! I really really admire d chick....seems d feeling ain't mutual.....think she hates d shape of my head or something!
Raine80..stop dis game naaaa! Somebori wants to connect! B2Spirits...thanks bro!

B2Spirits:
The first time the term "Yoruba Demon" was used around me online was the day Ishilove used it to mean a charming but irresponsible young man, who most women often find irresistible. Because I heard it from her for the first time, not knowing that it could also be used playfully, I vowed to use the same charm to sweep her off her feet, as the cliché goes.

1. Women are not meant to be happy in marriage

The more comfortable a woman becomes, chances are that she will misuse the privilege, and cheat on her man, especially if she is pretty, and the man is handsome. If the man is ugly, but responsible, things will be rosy in that union. Her occasional frustration will be her inability to show off her man; women prefer the later to the former. Remember that attack, they say, is the best form of defense. So, get her worked up from time to time. But ensure the provocation has nothing to do with cheating in the slightest: just create the apprehension.

There was a time I was 'pumping' money to my girl because I really loved her. She almost forgot that it was a time I was trying to find my feet as she started making irrelevant requests. I stopped giving her money abruptly--that lasted for two months-- and I sent money to a female friend, leaving transfer evidence in my phone. She cried for days saying I had technically dropped her. Before I could say Jack Robinson, she had lost weight drastically as a result of anxiety. Her mum had to ask me if I knew what was wrong with her daughter. The following months would see her cooking food, and bringing same for me while visiting without giving her a dime.

2. Never marry a virgin

I graduated from Baptist High School, Iwo. Thirteen years later, I met, on Facebook, a girl, who was the "holier than thou" in school then. I found out she already have 4 children. I was surprised and asked if she was forced into marriage or raped. She said she fell in love 2 years after leaving high school, and was impregnated by her man. She had to obtain her NCE certificate through distant learning outlet.

My mobile phone rang as Patoranking's hit track, My Woman, rented the air. It was Sade at the other end (not real name).

"I have longed for a voice call wit you since we met online", she began.

That statement was a clear indication that something was brewing in her cerebral hemispheres. An acclaimed Yoruba demon must think of, and say the necessary words with split-second precision, which should be a romantic salvo, whether you want the woman or not.

"As you were forming 'holier than thou then, I was dying silently to have you", I told her.

"You don't mean it", she sputtered.

She said she was also dying to have me but I was a coward. I told her it's too late for us, but she said, "No". The ensuing drama was so baffling as she almost ruined her home because of me. I won't tell you everything that happened. Had it been that her husband was rich, I would have been riding Bentley Mulsanne luxury car by now. In a bid to help that family, I gave up living in Iwo when I returned from NYSC programme.

3. Only you can stop an incestuous relationship

I have noticed this girl that she was attracted to her father, and was not giving guys chance to get close to her. Her father always lavished her with gifts. From my research, she had no known boy friend before I met her. Believe it or not, she is very beautiful. I launched a chase, and succeeded. To know that I succeeded, her father secretly planned to hurt me. That was when I had to go back to my grandparents in the village, and I proved to the man that I am an original Yoruba man. I broke the girl's heart, and she started a new relationship.

4. If your woman cheats, she will confess to you

No woman, I repeat, no woman can hide a relationship secret from me. I have dated 4 women in my entire lifetime. 3 of them cheated on me: I caught two of the three, while the third confessed to me. I discarded the first two women, and kept the third. It's only if you don't use technology that you will be able to hide any secret from me. Don't have any secret or don't hide it if you have any. The third girl did it mistakenly, and was sure I would find out. I could log into her social media accounts without her telling me passwords. I could connect her phone to my PC to recover any deleted file.

5. I met almighty Ishi.love offline

My main goal was just to prove a point for these nairalanders claiming 'hard to get'. And because Ishi.love is the only moniker that made enemies the most online, gaining access into her heart would earn me an enviable medal, I thought. As fate would have it, I succeeded, and met our famous damsel offline. That was when I became aware that people churn out virtual personalities online. Contrary to the popular opinion that portrayed her as a sadist, I found out that our literary enthusiast is a calm person with characteristic Jesus-like approach to issues. I changed my mind, and wanted to be her man, but I was truly a demon then, and she found out.

Without darkness, you will never get the idea of light. Borrowing Larrysun's personal text: "Eyes that see into a woman's innocence and guilt. 20%Angel, 80% Devil. Not afraid to get a little dirt under the fingernails." Larrysun should tell us more about this text, as there is more to it than meet the eye. https://www.nairaland.com/larrysun

Raine80:
B2Spirits what the heck?

Raine80:
B2Spirits what the heck?

B2Spirits:
Don't you know I enjoy being mentioned by you? Besides, I have not spoken ill of you. I, instead, did what we term 'àsslîcking' in this corner of the world.

How could guys be falling head over heels because of you and you won't want them to talk about you? It's unfair na. Luminouz said his head shape is the reason you are not looking in his direction, and you didn't counter the assertion; in the spirit of solidarity, I have to stand by him

Can't you see that Jessicaseth basking in the euphoria of physical beauty since yesterday? And to think of it that this is a female, whose only selling points are curvy ass, clean face, and imported hair silk from somewhere in Brazil. You even made a comment that other females criticizing her are insecure.

I would like to see one rich dude from Nigeria getting married to you...tracking you with a private jet across the Mediterranean until you agree to walk down the aisle with him--then we will gladly say, 'welcome back home'.