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Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:26pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Her: What Boyfriend material. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Do you have a name or can I just call you mine? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.' Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout! I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number? Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven? People call me Abbey, but you can call me tonight. Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend. "Hi, I heard you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?" You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you. Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me! There are 9 planets in the universe, but only 8 after I destroy Ur.anus. Now tell me your favorite among all......... 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 8:29pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Best Pick Up Line: My name is Piccolo. What's yours? 1 Like |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by herzern(m): 8:30pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by TITOBIGZ(m): 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
That last 1 go earn u better SLap, i swear 1 Like |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:35pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
TITOBIGZ: . So she no go smile... Ifah hear |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Amarabae(f): 8:40pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
I will give this 8/10. Its impressive. 2 Likes |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by FvckShiT(m): 8:42pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:43pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Amarabae:Really? You'll be so easy to walk to the other room 8 Likes |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:44pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Shït isn't impressive at all. |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 8:44pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
hmmm |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:44pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:I tire!. |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:47pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Benita27:Even me wey be dude no fit fall for any of these lines |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Benita27: |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:50pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Hehehehehehe mo fooooo |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Amarabae(f): 8:51pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:I am appreciating the writer's constructive ability. I am not here for dirty minds jingoism pls. 8 Likes |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:52pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:Lol, "wack lines for silly boys" should have been his subject. Who falls for such clichéd lines?, matured dudes come up original. 1 Like |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:53pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Amarabae:Lame! Now I understand why you fell for 80% of those kindergarten BS Bye 3 Likes |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Amarabae(f): 8:53pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Why do some people argue over nothing?
Whats wrong in appreciating the writers ability to construct?
"pull him down"mentality is a huge setback in Nigeria 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Amarabae(f): 8:56pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:who is talking about falling for something here? |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:58pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Amarabae: Thats Romance section for you. Sometimes you just gotta act like they don't exist and do your thing. 3 Likes |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 8:58pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Benita27:you and your mouth ehnnn Abeg I no dey o Hahahaha |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 9:00pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Amarabae:K |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 9:01pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Benita27:so could u plz give us some dat has worked on u in d past. 3 Likes |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by luscioustrish(f): 9:01pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Amarabae: Babe please ignore...it happens mostly when a female comments on threads like this, waka pass biko |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by eyeofpride: 9:02pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Pick up lines make a man appear a joke. |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 9:03pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
luscioustrish:who be this 'Madam I no get yansh'? |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Amarabae(f): 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
luscioustrish:sister, I just wanted to correct some people here. When you see someone who can construct such a work,you have to give him/her a "keep it up" cheering up. Some literary giants started like this. Some of the critics here can't write a kintergarden novel yet they are always quick to criticize. |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Nobody: 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:I am being sincere here. |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Epositive(m): 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
i've seen these lines before, anyways, kudos for the copy and paste sh1t #positivevibes |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by luscioustrish(f): 9:08pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Amarabae: I get but 'they' don't....silence is always the best answer for a fool. |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Amarabae(f): 9:08pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:thats rude and ungentlemanly. |
Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by luscioustrish(f): 9:09pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Op that last line will earn you a slap oh |
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