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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by ruggedtimi(m): 11:43pm On Mar 02, 2017
The first and last time i used trama for sex enchancement, i regretted. After a long period of romance wen d time came for the main wrk the youngman refuse to answer. Thats how i lost that babe....trama makes ur sense nerves not to respond therefore making you not to feel anythng during sexual intercourse. I Have been doing it manually and i have a sweet story to tell.

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by naija1stpikin: 11:43pm On Mar 02, 2017
gracyblaze:



Well done sir

nice boobz I can travel a million miles to suck them kiss
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by mazizitonene(m): 11:43pm On Mar 02, 2017
IsaacBuchi:
Why I'm I here?
ya English na die.....now this is the point where u use "am" instead of "I'm" .....I know I know....them Don confuse u with corrections...sorry

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 11:46pm On Mar 02, 2017
Modern ashawos(especially the premium ones) are probably cleaner than your regular gf, they make sure they smell nice, ensure protection and check up regularly. Some use fem condoms. They know the risks and always ensure they look after themselves. smileyNOT that I am encouraging patronisation just giving my opinion. I can guarantee you that you can test 10 ashawo and they will come out negative, but do the same for regular gf, well not so good results, thats when you might consider a hoe for a regular Jane Doe.

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by sladimeji(m): 11:47pm On Mar 02, 2017
ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?.. grin grin

Hehehe ..
Do u live alone or with your parents?

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Abdulazeez007(m): 11:47pm On Mar 02, 2017
ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?.. grin grin

Hehehe ..
yu wld heard alot like that as if yr doing oral test from diffrnt lecturers
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by jerrywill(m): 11:50pm On Mar 02, 2017
Mouth action ke? Na part of preparation abi pre-intimacy or 4kplay. . I am a virgin tho
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Abdulazeez007(m): 11:50pm On Mar 02, 2017
JSmart4u:


Sex always turns our brain to default setting. Nah so God create us,so i no dey complain. grin grin grin
*Us* bawo, ogbeni singularize yr words abeg

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by JSmart4u(m): 11:50pm On Mar 02, 2017
shamecurls:




That is one of the best thing that happened to mankind!


Please remove it from the list.

Sex without lick-up is inhuman, empty and void,

As a matter of fact, Its a sin not to indulge before and after sex

Lolzzz...u are really over exaggerating it. I cant imagine enjoying my food after this mess
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 11:50pm On Mar 02, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect? if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin
Wehdone ma
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by ruggedtimi(m): 11:50pm On Mar 02, 2017
gracyblaze:



Well done sir
you are my spec....you are beautiful....
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by obaival(m): 11:52pm On Mar 02, 2017
NemzySeries:
trvelled frm ilorin to lag(4hrs 30mins) at nite & left very early for afikpo in Ebonyi state (15hrs) jst to screw 1 tight p
grin grin ;DGuy i swear i did nt c sombody insyd u, na only human i de c grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 11:52pm On Mar 02, 2017
Rape
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Omotayor123(f): 11:53pm On Mar 02, 2017
Badgers14:

Knoji never hol u nah
which kind konji be DAT cry
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by bamasite(m): 11:56pm On Mar 02, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect? if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin
Chai grin grin grin cheesy you don catch them plenty

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Badgers14: 11:59pm On Mar 02, 2017
Omotayor123:
which kind konji be DAT cry

The one that makes you feel tinini tanana
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by delli(m): 12:01am On Mar 03, 2017
We Guys will be like

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by donsteady(m): 12:02am On Mar 03, 2017
JSmart4u:
I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!
Your mate are buying Ferrari to their partner's and you are thinking and talking nonsense.

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Seehow: 12:03am On Mar 03, 2017
My guys, Sex for money and sex for love which one is more expensive?

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by majour(m): 12:03am On Mar 03, 2017
shamecurls:




That is one of the best thing that happened to mankind!


Please remove it from the list.

Sex without lick-up is inhuman, empty and void,

As a matter of fact, Its a sin not to indulge before and after sex
To think animals had being enjoying this goodness all along, you see dogs and goats licking it up, its almost a religious idea even grin

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by majour(m): 12:04am On Mar 03, 2017
Omotayor123:
Ayama!!! smiley

Only foolish people do crazy things for sex tongue
Funny how the best sex always seems foolish, its the adventure that makes sex better, if not its just a dick in a pus...

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by finalboss(m): 12:05am On Mar 03, 2017
lols
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 12:06am On Mar 03, 2017
Just for 15 minutes of pleasurable sin. Rubbish.. After that what has been achieved?

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by majour(m): 12:06am On Mar 03, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin
Your experience puts me to shame, I hail you grin but after the whole begging you self go still open yansh sha no lie

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 12:07am On Mar 03, 2017
we are genetically modified to love and if need be , beg for sex

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Kaysurplus: 12:07am On Mar 03, 2017
Awon eeyan tosyne2much, he just excluded 10
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 12:08am On Mar 03, 2017
no mouth action youre risking of get cheated on, lol
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by chelsea1116(m): 12:14am On Mar 03, 2017
[quote author=JSmart4u post=54205859]I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours

SHARAP!! DT MOMENT DT WHITE PAP DEY COM OUT..U GO REALIZE IT WORTH ALL D STRESS..U B GAY?

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by onilanre(m): 12:15am On Mar 03, 2017
JSmart4u:



5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.


Tautology statement (school fees money)
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by sekem: 12:20am On Mar 03, 2017
naija1stpikin:


nice boobz I can travel a million miles to suck them kiss
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 12:21am On Mar 03, 2017
[quote author=ElizaVeta post=54205945]They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?.. grin grin

Hehehe .. [/quote


una dey style abi,nor worry we go soon relocate go spain

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