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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Xbursta(m): 12:22am On Mar 03, 2017
JSmart4u:


Sex always turns our brain to default setting. Nah so God create us,so i no dey complain. grin grin grin




No be all men b like dat i fit stay more than 6yrs without sex just bombast me with gadgets i mean big ones subscription constant light enough drinks in d freezer list i forget food

Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 12:23am On Mar 03, 2017
naija1stpikin:


nice boobz I can travel a million miles to suck them kiss



You can start now grin grin grin
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 12:24am On Mar 03, 2017
ruggedtimi:
you are my spec....you are beautiful....

Thank you, I guess
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by ruggedtimi(m): 12:25am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:


Thank you, I guess
grin..i guess
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 12:25am On Mar 03, 2017
NemzySeries:

hahahahahahqhqhahahqhaha....... so u follow me reach here


I don screenshot am. Daddy must see this..
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by naija1stpikin: 12:28am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:




You can start now grin grin grin

how? shocked
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by olabent85(m): 12:28am On Mar 03, 2017
I see no big deal with 2,3,4 and 6 so wtf
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 12:30am On Mar 03, 2017
naija1stpikin:


how? shocked


Just meet the guy who trekked from Lagos to Abuja for Buhari for some tips. You will need it..
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by JSmart4u(m): 12:31am On Mar 03, 2017
smartmey61:
no mouth action youre risking of get cheated on, lol

That one nah for those wee no sabi use their third leg well nah grin grin grin grin

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 12:32am On Mar 03, 2017
Do you live alone or with parents ?..
Hehehe .. [/quote] m guilty of did point grin grin grin
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by naija1stpikin: 12:32am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:



Just meet the guy who trekked from Lagos to Abuja for Buhari for some tips. You will need it..
hahaha my own mumu button no reach to trek Lagos to Abuja o. But if that's what you want, who am I to decline?
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 12:32am On Mar 03, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:


kiss kiss

My temporary boyfriend, how market?
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 12:40am On Mar 03, 2017
naija1stpikin:

hahaha my own mumu button no reach to trek Lagos to Abuja o. But if that's what you want, who am I to decline?

Make up your mind, are you trekking or not?
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by naija1stpikin: 12:41am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:


Make up your mind, are you trekking or not?

is that the requirement?
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by EmekaBlue(m): 12:41am On Mar 03, 2017
No.4 is so stupid...I wonder how most guyz do that...I can't think of trying that..yuck
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by JSmart4u(m): 12:41am On Mar 03, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 12:42am On Mar 03, 2017
naija1stpikin:


is that the requirement?


One of the requirements
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by naija1stpikin: 12:44am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:



One of the requirements

im sure that's the least of the requirements right? I hope u don't tell me to go bring a life lion's head
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Ekponoimo(m): 12:49am On Mar 03, 2017
JSmart4u:
I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!


So how do u know about all these? Am beginning to think sad well that nur my business . Any sleep for sell? shocked
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by tosyne2much(m): 12:51am On Mar 03, 2017
Kaysurplus:
Awon eeyan tosyne2much, he just excluded 10
Hahaha cheesy cheesy Baba I just dey observe things for here as I never bleep before cool
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Vic99(m): 12:55am On Mar 03, 2017
what is NL turning into??
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Mcowubaba: 12:57am On Mar 03, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin

After all this Knowledge and Intelligence you claim to have..

You will still be probably schemed into having unwanted Sex tongue,

U no go even know when the prick don enter your red chambers, na when the thrusting start you go open mouth dey moan "ah aah, mmmmh, Se..u n seun seggun segun seun wat do you think you are doinggg, please remove it wink"
Se.un go reply "baby!!, baby, iyawo mi, pocohantas oma, relax jorrh, don't you like it, I will buy you 2 sharwama with Yougurt later, as you see me now, i can't remove it grin, if i remove my pricck now, i will faint" grin grinangry angry angry Extreme Banging continues tongue tongue tongue tongue..

After he cums, and he is trying to regain his senses and consciousness, as usual you girls will ask "What does this make us Now!!"
seun go reply "we are a chosen generation, call forth to show his excellence
..

Sweet dreams dear

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by goslowgoslow(m): 12:57am On Mar 03, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Scratching my head..

The #2 tho..so what if he travel from village to village juz to get laid sha grin? It's not bad as long he can afford..

He's a Professional Tourist grin
U must be very good at it, your profile picture says it all.
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Oris7557(m): 1:02am On Mar 03, 2017
JSmart4u:
I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!
Ekponoimo:



So how do u know about all these? Am beginning to think sad well that nur my business . Any sleep for sell? shocked
JSmart4u:
I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :




















Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!
... ADONBILIVIT#
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Mendelssohn(m): 1:19am On Mar 03, 2017
NemzySeries:

lol.... ne b small.... spent ova 40 for dat mata...... but all na xperience

Really? You mean 40k? I bet you must have traveled by public bus. Because the fuel itself should be approaching 40k.
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by CheedyJ(m): 1:19am On Mar 03, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin

Talking from experience ryt... Well,nothing wrong in sharing real lyf experiences Alas u cud b saving an 'innocent' girl from probably falling 4d same trick u fell 4.....wonder how many tyms u fell for DAT tho' b4 u realised it's all wash...
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Maski87: 1:36am On Mar 03, 2017
I don't see anything wrong in doing any of those things and for your information I love eating pussey with my mouth
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Endtimesmith(m): 1:39am On Mar 03, 2017
Guys also send girls recharge cards to call other numerous guys,unknown to some guys..Olosho

Guys also take girls to fast food centre,which the guy is sipping water worth #150 the babe is eating an item worth #8000....Olosho
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Mariopgomery(m): 1:45am On Mar 03, 2017
Rubbish nonsense rubbish mtchew angry
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by iamXero(m): 1:54am On Mar 03, 2017
Mouth Action sounds like one of those Steven Segal or Chuck Norris films cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

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