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Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 8:57am On Mar 02, 2017
Michelle55:
ofcus i'm a woman.. Bt y ask please?
are you trying to get out the character of the people who follows you or u search for something
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Jodha(f): 9:31am On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
ewwuu na u dey talk like diz?see bae conji na bad tin oo,,,she nor fit bear again,,*nd probarbly d rate at which she hard sex waz too much,,,

She for hol herself..

Self control is what separate humans from dogs..
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 9:42am On Mar 02, 2017
Jodha:

She for hol herself..

Self control is what separate humans from dogs..
hahahah u wan start again abi!!!??see eh when it come's to sex !!u and I know dat it can't be controled expecialy when both human's are despirate about it!!!see bae see iz just like natural occurance when it happen's u don't even know,,,just imagine when u finishe having sex!!!iz like kinda u regained freedom!!!
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 9:46am On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
hahahah u wan start again abi!!!??see eh when it come's to sex !!u and I know dat it can't be controled expecialy when both human's are despirate about it!!!see bae see iz just like natural occurance when it happen's u don't even know,,,just imagine when u finishe having sex!!!iz like kinda u regained freedom!!!
I have diz friend den like 6year's ago when ever she visit me,,,she's like kinda martin you not a man,,,anytime she say's am not a man,,,my thinking iz am not inn for what she want,,,she needs sex but I don't!!!u can imagin when she sleeps over,,,in her mind that am gonna do it,,,but it obvious to her that I don't get upset about it,,,so what am saying in essence iz dat sence iz just somthing that probarbly depend on both partner's or friends.."Like I said earlier
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Jodha(f): 9:49am On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
hahahah u wan start again abi!!!??see eh when it come's to sex !!u and I know dat it can't be controled expecialy when both human's are despirate about it!!!see bae see iz just like natural occurance when it happen's u don't even know,,,just imagine when u finishe having sex!!!iz like kinda u regained freedom!!!

I disagree jhoor.. Every sensible human being should have self control..

If yhu can't control yhurself.. Then there is no different BTW yhu and a dog..
So for konji hold yhu 24 hrs every... Day.. Naso yhu go dey sex around.. Eer'where..

It's not done any where..
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Jodha(f): 9:51am On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
I have diz friend den like 6year's ago when ever she visit me,,,she's like kinda martin you not a man,,,anytime she say's am not a man,,,my thinking iz am not inn for what she want,,,she needs sex but I don't!!!u can imagin when she sleeps over,,,in her mind that am gonna do it,,,but it obvious to her that I don't get upset about it,,,so what am saying in essence iz dat sence iz just somthing that probarbly depend on both partner's or friends.."Like I said earlier


Sex is for married people.. Hold yourself till yhure married.. That's my own..
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 10:24am On Mar 02, 2017
Jodha:


Sex is for married people.. Hold yourself till yhure married.. That's my own..
yeah I agree with you but how far can u stay without sex for 12year's in a relationship with a guy,,,or probarbly the shortest time u can think,,,sex iz nature and nature iz sex u can't cheat it,,,
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 10:29am On Mar 02, 2017
Jodha:


I disagree jhoor.. Every sensible human being should have self control..

If yhu can't control yhurself.. Then there is no different BTW yhu and a dog..
So for konji hold yhu 24 hrs every... Day.. Naso yhu go dey sex around.. Eer'where..

It's not done any where..
na it won't hold u 24h but what am saying iz if u don't sex ya partner,,,she might start feeling suspecious abt u,,,no amount of trust or loyalty can hide that!!!like me back den in my relationship,,,I gave a brief abt it u know!!!somtime's if we wanna sex I do tell her dat am just using this as kinda of protection,,,,and her reply will be I better do!!!but that was den,,,so like I said earlier sex to me iz like u just protecting ya bae!!or rather showing love
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 10:34am On Mar 02, 2017
Jodha:


I disagree jhoor.. Every sensible human being should have self control..

If yhu can't control yhurself.. Then there is no different BTW yhu and a dog..
So for konji hold yhu 24 hrs every... Day.. Naso yhu go dey sex around.. Eer'where..

It's not done any where..
see I agree with you!!when it come's to sex,,,like in my part I most ve a reason for sexing u!I don't just sex u because u beautifu or maybe endowed no,,,am not intrested in that!!!back den in ma relationship...somtime's when I we wanna ve sex I alway's tell her am doing diz just for protection,,,and her reply was u better do!!!so it all depends on hw we view it,,,but to me I think sex iz nature u can't cheat on nature!!somtime's I view it as her u love her,,,that if u understand what that word truely mean's
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by NwannekaUloma(f): 12:18pm On Mar 02, 2017
maybe she is encountering a bigger cassava... a cassava much more bigger than urs

or you a d one that has a real big cassava grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Michelle55: 1:16pm On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
are you trying to get out the character of the people who follows you or u search for something
ayam nt understanding oh!
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Michelle55: 1:21pm On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
Mechelle u way far differ what u upto,! Never seen ya type of NL
hmmm,kindly expatiate my kinda person please coz i dnt get 2 undastnd myself most times or my hidden potentials bt if u can throw more lite,i'll b grateful
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by judian: 2:01pm On Mar 02, 2017
condomuser:
I have been lashing this girl for like 3 years but due to my business schedule i can only be there to lash her two months in a year. She said i am the second person to lash her after she officially opened her gate for the first guy. The first time we do the thing her thing seem to be in good condition, it was tight and at some point i couldn't get my ruler to enter her sharpener. I had to re-adjust and tried again then the thing entered.

After that day i lash am again, to my greatest surprise my ruler went in with the sound "fiam", it was like a coin dropped in the ocean. I started the ignition and accelerated the engine, the first minute seemed ok but afterwards i knew i was deceiving myself as her sharpener just expanded without control.

On three different years i have constantly experienced same thing with her and i just cant understand. She expects say i will take things further but with that kind pot hole in between her legs it can never happen, a sane man cannot live with a girl like that.

How do i tell her that her thing is too wide?





Cc
Rocktation, farano
why don't you help her tighten it either by taking her to yoga classes, or by getting her a tightening soap, either way I learnt is very effective in tightening her walls it's the best way to show her that she's wide. wink
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 2:10pm On Mar 02, 2017
Michelle55:
hmmm,kindly expatiate my kinda person please coz i dnt get 2 undastnd myself most times or my hidden potentials bt if u can throw more lite,i'll b grateful
like in all manner of contributions,,,here on NL have define yourself,,,like u been natural in youe words saying d better truth,,,I only notice lies at your comment only om few occassions,,,and I feel somtimes u just do dat to bringout a debate!!!u expendable,,,
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 2:12pm On Mar 02, 2017
Michelle55:
ayam nt understanding oh!
you will understand ooo,,,coz dat what I see
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Michelle55: 2:51pm On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
like in all manner of contributions,,,here on NL have define yourself,,,like u been natural in youe words saying d better truth,,,I only notice lies at your comment only om few occassions,,,and I feel somtimes u just do dat to bringout a debate!!!u expendable,,,
hmmmm,seems u knw me beta dan i knw myslf. Tnx tho
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 02, 2017
Michelle55:
hmmmm,seems u knw me beta dan i knw myslf. Tnx tho
hahahah well I don't think so,,!but that what I see u as!!!can I pm you pls??
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Michelle55: 3:04pm On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
hahahah well I don't think so,,!but that what I see u as!!!can I pm you pls??
hmmm..okay
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 3:08pm On Mar 02, 2017
Michelle55:
hmmm..okay
hahahah u don't need to be scare am innocent!!!ok thanks
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Michelle55: 3:26pm On Mar 02, 2017
Martin124:
hahahah u don't need to be scare am innocent!!!ok thanks
seen it?
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Nobody: 3:38pm On Mar 02, 2017
Michelle55:
seen it?
owk
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by obontami: 3:55pm On Mar 02, 2017
Send her to me for thorough investigation of the wideness of her pussy. wink
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by Vicole324: 5:38pm On Mar 02, 2017
I think u need this in ur life sèré

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Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by NemzySeries(m): 5:49pm On Mar 02, 2017
choi
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by condomuser: 2:24pm On Mar 03, 2017
grin correct
Prick Nko
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by condomuser: 2:28pm On Mar 03, 2017
Ok thanks, i have been told its called V-gel. I have ordered 5 bottles to last her for six months grin
Michelle55:
dunno d name tho,bt go 2 any qualified pharmacy around u,think dy cn b of help
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by condomuser: 2:31pm On Mar 03, 2017
You are right.

I have serious reasons to believe someone is penetrating her "Opiotus" in my absence grin

meanwhile d first day i entered her "garage" she called me back later in the day and said her uterus was on fire lol.

NwannekaUloma:
maybe she is encountering a bigger cassava... a cassava much more bigger than urs

or you a d one that has a real big cassava grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by condomuser: 2:33pm On Mar 03, 2017
hahaha, i have ordered a V-gel for her. i am just waiting for her birthday to deliver the package.

judian:
why don't you help her tighten it either by taking her to yoga classes, or by getting her a tightening soap, either way I learnt is very effective in tightening her walls it's the best way to show her that she's wide. wink
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by condomuser: 2:35pm On Mar 03, 2017
haha "the kpekus Investigator", i'm sure you will give her belle at the sight of her kpekus lol

obontami:
Send her to me for thorough investigation of the wideness of her pussy. wink
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by liquidmetall: 5:10pm On Mar 03, 2017
is her name goodness or amaka?
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by judian: 5:15pm On Mar 03, 2017
condomuser:
hahaha, i have ordered a V-gel for her. i am just waiting for her birthday to deliver the package.
That's just perfect
Re: How Do I Tell Her That Her Thing Is Too Wide? by judian: 5:17pm On Mar 03, 2017
condomuser:
hahaha, i have ordered a V-gel for her. i am just waiting for her birthday to deliver the package.
thats just perfect

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