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how many children has d cocumber given you

That's a very big cucumber...a lot of nairalander men are intimidated but me I stand my ground

Wow

RealHaute:
Huh? You can bruise a cucumber? That's so scary.

No, not me, silly! I'm just imagining that perhaps after a while it needs to be replaced after being worn out by whatever workout.

And that's somebody's future mother....

Most she use genetically modified cucumber ni, d size of dat cucumber can tear womb o. Well dere is no limit to the tunnel under some women

ZarZar:
No, not me, silly! I'm just imagining that perhaps after a while it needs to be replaced after being worn out by whatever workout.

Oh okay. But still, if any hmm-hmm can wear out a cucumber, then that hmm-hmm is a very dangerous hmm-hmm. Don't you think?

RealHaute:
Oh okay. But still, if any hmm-hmm can wear out a cucumber, then that hmm-hmm is a very dangerous hmm-hmm. Don't you think?

Lol, I wouldn't know Let us just keep imagining

ZarZar:
Lol, I wouldn't know Let us just keep imagining

Maybe we should run tests.

cucumber again cucumber again

ZarZar:
Very good looking Does he have a brother?

you see your sister from another mother

Vender girl
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RealHaute:
Maybe we should run tests.

Yeah, as soon as she introduces me to her farmer's market. I see they got some good quality stuff...ahem..."husband material"

sasko:
you see your sister from another mother

Vender girl
.

Me? Venda?

ZarZar:
Me? Venda?

I mean the girl is from Vender

I'm away your from either Eastern, western or cape Town .

sasko:
I mean the girl is from Vender


I'm away your from either Eastern, western or cape Town
.

The word is "Venda". What's "Vender"? And how do you know she's from Venda? I rep EC

since she can't find any man to Bleep her. and she turn to a sizeable cucumber for satisfaction. who is to blame?

ZarZar:
Yeah, as soon as she introduces me to her farmer's market. I see they got some good quality stuff...ahem..."husband material"

That's the spirit. Just let me know when it's going down, so I can prepare my measuring tools.

That cucumber will destroy her punan1. When, no if she eventually gets married,that pu$$1 would be no good. And the innocent husband would be blamed on cheating on a spoilt v@gina.

Dottore:
Why I don't ever accept cucumber from a lady

....but u accept salad from ladies shey?

Lol!

burkingx:
..... Dick Recession

are u wet?

Thank u Cucumbar for Diverting dey attention to u,now men can focus more on making money an Heaven,Hu hu hu Hurray

Seems like someone painted my _dick green, looks like mine(i named it "young thug" though).
Anyway, this lady right here is just super stupid.

Tenplet:
na poVerty de call you

Lol. My bank alert na gbagam

RealHaute:
That's the spirit. Just let me know when it's going down, so I can prepare my measuring tools.

Lol

ZarZar:
The word is "Venda". What's "Vender"? And how do you know she's from Venda? I rep EC

isi Xhorsa..hehehehe
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Xhorsa women...unpredictable but I love them for one thing
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sasko:
isi Xhorsa..hehehehe
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Xhorsa women...unpredictable but I love them for one thing
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And what's the thing?

Stupidity at its highest peak.
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.You want to write exam today,
so u spent the whole of yesterday writing out the expo on a
piece of paper.
U nicely slipped it into your
pocket.
this morning you are currently in the exam hall..
so you reached for your expo in your
pocket..
then this is what you saw
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1061 - over 1.5
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3241 - 1st half win
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3242 - both team score
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621 - win or draw
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1242 - both team score
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2347- (0:2)
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1234- H &o/2.5
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4357- 1x & over 2.5
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4512- 2draw no bet
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you wore the wrong trouser.
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Those witches in your village will jus whisper in your ear
"Softwork..
Its our work o" ߘ°ߘ°ߘ �:v[color=#000099][/color]

ZarZar:
And what's the thing?

They are beautiful.

StupidYorubaFool:
are u wet?

.....

Her face clearly shows that she's more than possessed...

She needs Jesus Christ in her life...

Her face clearly shows that she's more than possessed...

She needs Jesus Christ in her life...[color=#990000][/color]

Hit LIKE if you're a true believer and also agree to my advise for her