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Have you farted in the presence of a guy or girl you were tripping for, or your boy/girlfriend, or has any of them done it in your presence? How did you feel?

dats really disgusting. a girl ones did it in front of me and i didnt call her for weeks cuzz she just painted a low picture of herself. if u wann@ fart, go to the damn restroom and do dat. dont do it in front of me for fart sakes. damn.

Don,I think there is a kind of relationship were it is okay to fart.

that one is there own palava. ones it is a r/ship im involved, do not do it. it disgusts me.

yeah it kinda tells the person u're comfortable with him or her

i believe there are other ways to do dat.

yeah i know but still what better way to tell ur partner that u're comfortable by farting lol i know its gross but i think its not so bad

let her walk around in her underpants or naked then i will know she is very comfortable with me. not fart. dats too gross to me.

lol oh well i guess its diff for every guy

yeah

dondele,does that mean you will not allow your wife to fart in your presence?

let her not even dare.

nawa for u oo dondele

just me.

dondele!!!! anyway,you will eat your words when the time comes

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i am a man of xter and principals and when i say dont do dis, you dare not do it.

hmmm,loosen up o!

maybe on you, i will but still no fart. but u can shave though.

infact,dondele,come and knock me*farts in thread*

I recall when we were younger,if we farted,whoever was near you would give you a hard crack on the head

this one is acid,tearing down every mask

nope i havent and i dont think i would until i get married to the person then we can do fartin competition if we want to cos i believe marriage covers it and all theres no pretence anymore.

i really don't see anything wrong in farting afterall _{There is no where built for farting} i.e. like a restroom. Which means it could be done anywhere; but u must watch out for the ppl around so as to not to cause a scene _{if u know what i mean} . Also, i don't mind if my girl farts in front of me cos it kinda shows that she is comfortable around me.

Comfy??pls, not if u fart like Joe from Madea's Family Reunion

lmao

There is no big deal farting in the presence of your guy/girl.I think it all about LOVE.and it shows you feel @ home with your girl/guy for farting in his presence.
AM I RIGHT

Oh yes,you are so right

When a girl for some reason decides she's so comfortable as to let out super-reekers intentionally all day, then THAT is a problem .

I don't see any reason why a girl or a guy should fart in each others presence just in the name of love, it shows the level of your of ur indiscipline, if a girl should fart in front of me, is either I ask 'was it by mistake' or 'did u do it purposely'. If yes, I will tell her such things makes me uncomfortable_{I will tell her in a way she won't be annoyed or something} cos I myself can do it, it will look so absord.

What if the girl/guy farts and u are the kind of person that get suffocated just inhaling bad smells, will u allow ur partner to do such a thing again, pls if you are the type u are simply degrading urselves.



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laugh my friggin ass off

well, i don't know which farting u ppl are talking about. how can i be in a relation and pretend to not fart.
in fact, in a relationship where there is no farting, i call that a cosmetics relationship-it is fake. both parties are fake.
if i don't fart for my babe, who will i fart for.in fact, they always get angry at first but all enjoy it while we progress and i know that is real love.
how do u express the fact that u quit a relationship bcs ur partner fart.
it is a natural call by the way.