ya'll acting like y'all don't fart. farting is natural so cares if you fart in front of your boy/girl friend. just make sure you excuse yourself properly. don't try to act like it wasn't you cuz that'll make everything worse.

chidichris:

if i don't fart for my babe, who will i fart for.in fact, they always get angry at first but all enjoy it while we progress and i know that is real love.

Am I to interpret this as proof of the existence of special custom 'babe-only' farts which you reserve? I can't imagine I'll hold it in just to let it out in front of my 'babe.'

On second thoughts, since you're that comfortable, why not invite her in when you're taking a leak or a dump?

naija_diva:

ya'll acting like y'all don't fart. farting is natural so cares if you fart in front of your boy/girl friend. just make sure you excuse yourself properly. don't try to act like it wasn't you because that'll make everything worse.

On the contrary, dear naija_diva. I must beg to differ with you. We aren't pretending not to do so. Where the problem arises is when someone intentionally sets out to destroy our sinuses in the name of being 'comfortable.'

On the contrary, dear naija_diva. I must beg to differ with you. We aren't pretending not to do so. Where the problem arises is when someone intentionally sets out to destroy our sinuses in the name of being 'comfortable.'

funny

@ Zhay
waz been gud witchu?

lauryn:

@ Zhay
waz been good witchu?

Nothing much. I'm invisible on YIM. I'll run to the library to return some books and pick some more right now. I should be back soon.

Unh?
And i'm not enuff for ya, because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

lauryn:

Unh?
And i'm not enough for ya, because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hey, I was kidding. What have I done?

I feel dere's notin wrong wit it. Just to feel at home ya right.

Have u guys ever thought of when a problem occurs and leads to a break up, and peradventure your new guy or new girl knows your former lover, your farting will be the first thing he/she will announce to the hearing of your new lover  .

naija_diva:

ya'll acting like y'all don't fart. farting is natural so cares if you fart in front of your boy/girl friend. just make sure you excuse yourself properly. don't try to act like it wasn't you because that'll make everything worse.

We all do, all am saying in short is that a little discipline counts, not that I will obvious get annoyed over that _{in which only I will make fun of her} , I will only caution her not to in a manner that won't offend her. And if it happens that I was the one I will feel stupid and apologies immediately because its just ain't normally to me.

@zahymaka
I feel you man. 

@snazzydown
My God it still stinks in here ***covers nose with clothen***

well,thats cos I love farting!!!!! *farts more*

snazzydawn:

well,thats because I love farting!!!!! *farts more*

Snazz!

i tink i am enjoyin dis thread

@ all

What r you guyz all talking 'bout
me and my babe actually make it a look like some competition trying to out-fart one another you can be sure if she farts now i will automatically respond abeg o it comes to us naturally and its not as if we just started dating, it brings out the naturals in us, why should we go miles away from each other just to fart haba, except if there is a third party there, ehen we don't throw caution to the winds then

yay nike,join the farting fun!!!

well, like i said, it is fun and it is the best thing that can happen in any relationship. at the moment, my baby is seriously in love that she will ask me if am not farting today when i don't fart for her.
pls everybody shld try and practice it as it helps in making relationships grow fast.

lmao

let her not even try that in front of me. disgusts me.

lol, very funny thread.
its no big deal [to me]
whan its a big deal is if its a new catch, then its quite embarrasing, but if its ur old beau, no wahala, [but personally, i think it aint proper]
i try not 2 do it!!!!

dif strokes for diff folks. some like it, some dont

i always fart infront of my boyfriend, and i dont mind him farting infront of me either, except that his fart smells like toxic waste, sewer, garbage, rotten egss all mixed in one! _{covers nose. damn! it stinks!!!} 

thats the definition of "messing", people, when it stinks so unnaturally!

@soulpatrol, hmmmm
yep it surely is diff strokes 5 diff folks,
personally i dontv like it, but i wudnt get mad if my g/f does it

Even though farting is natural, it's not very polite to just go stand in ur partners face and release it. If it comes mistakenly, then oh well, life goes on, but if it's something u do on purpose, it's sometimes disrespectful.

Better question - have u ever farted during sex, specifically, after cumming.

I have LOL

uughhhh, nasty!

my2cents:

Better question - have u ever farted during sex, specifically, after cumming.

I have LOL

Well, I posed a question once on another thread. For people who're so supportive of breaking wind, what would happen if you were giving a lady oral and she blessed you with some 'fresh air'?

@ earthrealm. yeah im cool like that. but as long as he doesnt just stand in front of me and fart, then im cool. its natural to fart, people just shouldnt be disrespectful about it

@ zahymaka. being a girl, whoooooo i will be soooo embarrased and just jump out of bed and go and hide. that is so unsexy when youre in the sack. i bet the guy will lose his hard on so fast

soulpatrol: i cdnt help it o. My muscles were all relaxed. I tried to control it but it just left me (rolling over in laughter ).

I thank God sha that it wasnt actually excrement

@topic i can fart in my lover's presence
i've done it not even once
and he's done it too
it shows how close people r in a relationship

he is my[b] LOVER [/b] anyway

sweetnini:

close ke? u call polluting the air with potentially lethal gases being "close"?

Hmmm LOL

if it pops out is there anything u can do?
if there is pls tell mi

well if its not bad for both of us then i don't need anyone to tell be it's bad