iLegend:
My oga at the top said I should take down the post.
Let's talk like friends.
There's one funny thing about humans and the brain. When something is available it has less value. When it's gone, we'll begin to say, "How I which I'd seen it/him/her just once, even if it's just a glance."
I created a thread some months back with four girls exposing their nipplez. I asked guys to choose the one they like from the options A, B, C or D. This thread garnered thousands of views in minutes. The mods saw it, removed it and gave me a one week ban. I stayed off Nairaland for 1 week and used the time to write a full book. (At least, it quenched my NL addiction at the moment).
So, 2 days ago, I longed for such a ban for 1 month or 1 year so I could avoid Nairaland for that period of time. I created a thread with those same pictures that got me banned. I called Se.un and Lala to ban me for a month or a year. That thread stayed for two days on Nairaland excelling and took number one spot on "Trending" with thousands of views while this particular thread (we are on) which I created before it had only 675 views and fewer comments.
What does this tell us about the brain?
1. People are lazy to read. (Sometimes, including myself).
2. If it ain't something naughty, crime, controversial or sex-like, then it's boring.
3. When you need something, you will suffer to get it, but when you don't need it, you'll get it easily. (Referring to my ban request to Se.un, Lala and My.nd. They took the post down after two days, but didn't ban me. This was the exact post and pictures that got me banned last time. Now I willingly requested for a ban, but they've refused to oblige. Reason: No one wants to lose a traffic-generator or a customer. It's pure business and mental manipulation).
4. Now the main article (on this thread) has been removed, new readers or viewers will say, "How I wish I saw it, I would've read it." (No, they wouldn't. That's how everybody feels when something is lost or unreachable. The cherish it more when it's gone).
5. Since everyone says it's long, I document those posts and articles into a book and when someone buys these books, he/she will not complain on how long it is.
Oops! this reply is long, I guess. Lol
So, na that guy picture na in you like? Naughty Gurl. I go tell your mummy for you. Awww you are right because now I really wished I had read the post. Normally I don't mind long posts (hey I read this  ) and I'm the type who hates it when a beautiful story ends but that guy, he just got me saying ulalalala |
