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Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody:
please you guys should look into this matter and tell me if it is normal..

There's this side chic I've always been straffin for sometime now..

She loves sex a lot and her cuntilop has started expanding because of this

I just like getting down with her because of her firm boobs and for the fact that i just love getting down with her..

but there's one thing that do displeases me whenever we get in contact

I mean, hmmm


every time we start the work..

at some point, when I start pumping harder


na so so mess this girl go dey mess


the worst is, it smells a lot sad

and this wears off my sex appetite

even though I won't mind and still be pumping but with anger

most times when she release the noxious gas,

I slap her ass badly

but the mumu girl go dey laugh dey feel say E funny

please my friends, I have search on google to know how I can stop her from doing this because I do enjoy her when she's on her best behaviour


Google doesn't seem to understand my problem


please good people, help me!


what do you think will be the best thing I should do to stop this stupid act of hers?
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by SINZ: 10:10pm On Apr 13, 2017
Seal her asshole with glue.
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by BasketballGURU(m): 10:11pm On Apr 13, 2017
[color=#1980BC] highly atrocious and obnoxious[/color]
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by ademasta(m): 10:14pm On Apr 13, 2017
Cover your nose during sex then grin

But wait, she fit shit for bed o... undecided
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by afoshat: 10:14pm On Apr 13, 2017
Hahahahahahhahaahh


No vex bro make i laugh first


Some ppl they get certain variations with sex, some no der fit cum if they no wear socks, some they sneeze if dem der cum but i never hear of this 1 b4, finally sha, if u really like to der straf d girl just help am make eein clean ein system, so atleast if she der mess the smell of it would not wear u down
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:18pm On Apr 13, 2017
SINZ:
Seal her asshole with glue.
What a fùcking genius. Brilliant!
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Silvawazza(m): 10:19pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
please you guys should look into this matter and tell me if it is normal..

There's this side chic I've always been straffin for sometime now..

She loves sex a lot and her cuntilop has started expanding because of this

I just like getting down with her because of her firm boobs and for the fact that i just love getting down with her..

but there's one thing that do displeases me whenever we get in contact

I mean, hmmm


every time we start the work..

at some point, when I start pumping harder


na so so mess this girl go dey mess


the worst is, it smells a lot sad

this downs my sex appetite a lot

even though I won't mind and still be pumping but with anger

sometime when she release the gas,

I do slap her ass so bad with lotta vexation

but the mumu girl go dey laugh dey feel say E funny

please my friends, I have search on google to know how I can stop her from doing this because I do enjoy her when she's on her best behaviour


Google doesn't seem to understand my problem


please good people, help me!


what do you think will be the best thing I should do to stop this stupid act of hers?
I swear ds dude is a clown
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:24pm On Apr 13, 2017
SINZ:
Seal her asshole with glue.
grin
SINZ:
Seal her asshole with glue.
COMPLETE BAD GUY
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:28pm On Apr 13, 2017
oniro buruku
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Jaynom(m): 10:28pm On Apr 13, 2017
Ewwww! Total turn off. My "Engine" go just knock! undecided
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:30pm On Apr 13, 2017
ademasta:
Cover your nose during sex then grin

But wait, she fit shit for bed o ... undecided
exactly what am always scared of.. sad

sometimes I do check my rod to see if I'll find some poop stains sad
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by DaniDani(m): 10:30pm On Apr 13, 2017
hahahaha. Google can't give you an answer and you expect us to give you one? Wear her pampers and napkin, and you too, cover your nose with nose mask. Both of you go de alright....
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by FelixFelicis(m): 10:31pm On Apr 13, 2017
I know you're lying but continue wink
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by ademasta(m): 10:34pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
exactly what am always scared of.. sad

sometimes I do check my rod to see if I'll find some poop stains sad
God is your strength bro...

Ladies go go dey mess for person inside room after eating pizza + shawama + barbecue + frog peppersoup + 2 bottles of cold Orijin grin
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:36pm On Apr 13, 2017
ademasta:
God is your strength bro...

Ladies go go dey mess for person inside room after eating pizza + shawama + barbecue + frog peppersoup + 2 bottles of cold Orijin grin
and the smell no go be for here grin
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 13, 2017
FelixFelicis:
I know you're lying but continue wink
say you go give me fanta?

if you want the chic come and collect her
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by ademasta(m): 10:40pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
and the smell no go be for here grin
Customized mess made for the other room... cheesy
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by ademasta(m): 10:41pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
say you go give me fanta?

if you want the chic come and collect her
***in Don Jazi's voice***
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:42pm On Apr 13, 2017
Pray to your God(s) she's not Bassa..... if she is, my brother, you're gone
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:46pm On Apr 13, 2017
@Foxyn
You should be happy as it simply means that you are doing something RIGHT in the bedroom, where this lady lose all her sense and can't hold the fart. I suggest you accept it as the way to wonderland (or you could always fukc her less)
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:46pm On Apr 13, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Pray to your God(s) she's not Bassa..... if she is, my brother, you're gone
please what is Bassa? hmm
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:46pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
exactly what am always scared of.. sad

sometimes I do check my rod to see if I'll find some poop stains sad
Na anal you dey run? shocked
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by McBrooklyn(m): 10:47pm On Apr 13, 2017
cheesy
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:48pm On Apr 13, 2017
devilsdouble00:
Na anal you dey run? shocked
both my brother

could it be that's the cause of her unnecessary farts? cry
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
@Foxyn
You should be happy as it simply means that you are doing something RIGHT in the bedroom, where this lady lose all her sense and can't hold the fart. I suggest you accept it as the way to wonderland (or you could always fukc her less)
she likes it fast and furious bro.. and I hate what she normally does in the process sad
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
please you guys should look into this matter and tell me if it is normal..

There's this side chic I've always been straffin for sometime now..

She loves sex a lot and her cuntilop has started expanding because of this

I just like getting down with her because of her firm boobs and for the fact that i just love getting down with her..

but there's one thing that do displeases me whenever we get in contact

I mean, hmmm


every time we start the work..

at some point, when I start pumping harder


na so so mess this girl go dey mess


the worst is, it smells a lot sad

and this wears off my sex appetite

even though I won't mind and still be pumping but with anger

most times when she release the noxious gas,

I slap her ass badly

but the mumu girl go dey laugh dey feel say E funny

please my friends, I have search on google to know how I can stop her from doing this because I do enjoy her when she's on her best behaviour


Google doesn't seem to understand my problem


please good people, help me!


what do you think will be the best thing I should do to stop this stupid act of hers?
That is called queef; cunt fart; pussy fart.
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 11:00pm On Apr 13, 2017
solasolasola:
That is called queef; cunt fart; pussy fart.
just imagine the name given to it.. chai
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 11:09pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
please what is Bassa? hmm
bros I know a minority tribe (no disrespect) in Kogi called Bassa. Dunno if I got the spellubg right tho
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Cunninlinguist: 11:13pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
both my brother


could it be that's the cause of her unnecessary farts? cry
No wonder! You don use your. Preek scatter the poor girl anus undecided That's why she can't control her farts
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:31pm On Apr 13, 2017
Foxyn:
she likes it fast and furious bro.. and I hate what she normally does in the process sad
You can't have your cake and eat it too... Choose your poison.
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by EmmySparky(m): 12:04am On Apr 14, 2017
Na anal fit cause this kind stuff
Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 6:44am On Apr 14, 2017
we're dem gals?com explain it 2 dis brosgrin
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