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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by DavidEsq(m): 7:13am On Apr 15, 2017
HARDDON:


Indomie wor? Dude i usually take the ignorant saddle of guys like u and whoop em off their pseudo high horses. because while u were nothing but an infinitesimal tot lurking around d waist of a randy rascal i was already sipping wisdom from d stables of the wise.

But today is a good day, itz a friday(Easter Friday) So
I'd take the liberty , howeva annoyin ur shallow reasoning capability might be n school ur crude outdated tool of a bloody fagg0t infested brain

But b4 we begin, i must say your frustration stench dims any ray of comprehension hope u might hv, howeva, i try.

That said,

4 things cud make a gurl behave that way:

1. She is mentally unstable

2. She was with her guy or parents

3. She didnt find funny their first outing

4. She didnt recornise him

A woman wud not just ignore a guy she hung out with and had a nice time.
That was why i ended my post with.....there is something he isnt telling and never aportioned him all d blame.


Now i should warn u: b4 you quote HARDDON nxt time wear a thinking cap cos i wudnt be so gentle next time.

Warm Regards
Don


See finishing! Uncle, u are wicked o!

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by DavidEsq(m): 7:21am On Apr 15, 2017
Donjazzy12:

As usual full of yourself! Yet no sense made..... And if you are matured as you meant to quip, then you are a big disappointment.
Like I said, men like you make women despise men .
Too bad; I don't share that opinion with u. I th dudes like him make woman laf their head off and feel comfy, while dudes like u always feel pained about lil ish tongue. Don't even try dat "ass-licker ish" on me.

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by warriorPedigree: 7:23am On Apr 15, 2017
vanida6:
God
just viewed your dp, some things come bk to hunt you you know.
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by DavidEsq(m): 7:26am On Apr 15, 2017
Liamm:
My embarrassment goes thus:

Saw this beautiful lady roaming about my department. Thought she was a colleague so decided to hit on her. She chuckled then asked about my level. Told her I was in my finals then she told me she's a new lecturer. Gawd! I was tongue-tied looking at her sheepishly while she left wiggling her ass with reckless abandon.
So she was feeling like her success puts her above ur station abi? Wallahi, na den I go put all my gear for toasting in place and do maximum damage. She go know say no be all men dey fear to chyk successful women
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by bsideboii(m): 7:28am On Apr 15, 2017
vanida6:
mind viewing my profile pls smiley
*Singing* Happy birthday to u..

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by DavidEsq(m): 7:29am On Apr 15, 2017
ChopBellefull:

Ur book and ur soap u meant wink
sad cheesy
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by truthsBarbie(f): 7:34am On Apr 15, 2017
Stanleywaxy:
wink you look good .
thanks
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Donjazzy12(m): 7:45am On Apr 15, 2017
DavidEsq:

Too bad; I don't share that opinion with u. I th dudes like him make woman laf their head off and feel comfy, while dudes like u always feel pained about lil ish tongue. Don't even try dat "ass-licker ish" on me.
Nope making women laugh their head off and feel comfy should not be your mission but getting women to make you laugh and feel comfy should be your mission.
Do you see women on this thread falling over themselves to make you comfy? Use your tongue to count your teeth!
Until you realize that you have spent your entire life sucking up to women, you won't understand the message.
You are here battling to make women laugh and feel comfy while she is there not lifting a finger. Who loose? A lot of men like you keep making obvious mistakes. See how Janet Jackson just made cool 500 million dollars by using a foolish fool who calls himself a man.
It is time some of you get it into your thick skulls, stop changing who you are to please women. Be fair and firm. The good ones will come and literally eat from your palm.

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by introvertme: 8:36am On Apr 15, 2017
Donjazzy12:

Nope making women laugh their head off and feel comfy should not be your mission but getting women to make you laugh and feel comfy should be your mission.
Do you see women on this thread falling over themselves to make you comfy? Use your tongue to count your teeth!
Until you realize that you have spent your entire life sucking up to women, you won't understand the message.
You are here battling to make women laugh and feel comfy while she is there not lifting a finger. Who loose? A lot of men like you keep making obvious mistakes. See how Janet Jackson just made cool 500 million dollars by using a foolish fool who calls himself a man.
It is time some of you get it into your thick skulls, stop changing who you are to please women. Be fair and firm. The good ones will come and literally eat from your palm.

guy DAT Janet matter weak me,e jus b like say dem jazz d guy
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by mixter(m): 8:45am On Apr 15, 2017
introvertme:


guy DAT Janet matter weak me,e jus b like say dem jazz d guy
She played her game well. She had it right from the onset. Not surprised at all.

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Donjazzy12(m): 8:49am On Apr 15, 2017
introvertme:


guy DAT Janet matter weak me,e jus b like say dem jazz d guy
My brother, a lot of men these days tire me. No be one idiotic man bleeped TBoss and was about to make her winner of Bbnaija if not that many Nigerians refused and God was on his side?
A lot of men keep making just dumb and foolish mistakes. Embarrassing mistakes. Imagine that idiot paying Janet Jackson 500 million dollars for being married to him for just five years. That is cool 100 million dollars per year. Even Dangote does not make such an amount easily. And some people will come here and say women have fish brain. While our forefathers were smart how they handled their women, our present generation is full of weak men and shemales. Another lady auctioned her virginity for 2.3 million dollars and an idiotic man somewhere actually paid!
Women are now educated and smart and if we keep seeing them from the prism of yesteryears we will end up being the weak gender.
We need to wake up and put on our thinking caps. Nuff said.

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by DavidEsq(m): 9:17am On Apr 15, 2017
Donjazzy12:

Nope making women laugh their head off and feel comfy should not be your mission but getting women to make you laugh and feel comfy should be your mission.
Do you see women on this thread falling over themselves to make you comfy? Use your tongue to count your teeth!
Until you realize that you have spent your entire life sucking up to women, you won't understand the message.
You are here battling to make women laugh and feel comfy while she is there not lifting a finger. Who loose? A lot of men like you keep making obvious mistakes. See how Janet Jackson just made cool 500 million dollars by using a foolish fool who calls himself a man.
It is time some of you get it into your thick skulls, stop changing who you are to please women. Be fair and firm. The good ones will come and literally eat from your palm.
Kini leleyi?
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by DavidEsq(m): 9:19am On Apr 15, 2017
Donjazzy12:

Nope making women laugh their head off and feel comfy should not be your mission but getting women to make you laugh and feel comfy should be your mission.
Do you see women on this thread falling over themselves to make you comfy? Use your tongue to count your teeth!
Until you realize that you have spent your entire life sucking up to women, you won't understand the message.
You are here battling to make women laugh and feel comfy while she is there not lifting a finger. Who loose? A lot of men like you keep making obvious mistakes. See how Janet Jackson just made cool 500 million dollars by using a foolish fool who calls himself a man.
It is time some of you get it into your thick skulls, stop changing who you are to please women. Be fair and firm. The good ones will come and literally eat from your palm.
sad

Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by ayanbaba2(m): 9:33am On Apr 15, 2017
rimijoshua:
you sound like a ladokite...
my thought too!
bio 101!

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by rimijoshua(m): 9:46am On Apr 15, 2017
ayanbaba2:


my thought too!

bio 101!
...are u one?

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by kachiz(m): 9:47am On Apr 15, 2017
lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

Lol! This girl na serious assassin
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by ObeyPaul: 9:49am On Apr 15, 2017
lilmaydee:
I'm not rich yet but not broke as I used to be
how much dey o
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by rimijoshua(m): 9:49am On Apr 15, 2017
ayanbaba2:


my thought too!

bio 101!
are u one?
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by ayanbaba2(m): 9:50am On Apr 15, 2017
rimijoshua:
...are u one?
yeah!!
u be ex, I guess?
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Samadhii(m): 10:27am On Apr 15, 2017
Horllamideh:

I stopped my introvert behavior when I saw a message a girl wrote at the back of my note during 400level. I lost so many girls cos of it, now I am so free and extroverted to the extent girls find it hard to believe when I made my feelings known.
What did the girl write?
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Horllamideh(m): 11:33am On Apr 15, 2017
Samadhii:

What did the girl write?
lemme try and put it word for word
"I know you but I doubt if you know me.....I just want to tell you I love u very much"
A friend later decipher the owner of the writing but I was so scared to approach her. she's dropdead gorgeous.
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by LePrezident(m): 1:00pm On Apr 15, 2017
Horllamideh:

lemme try and put it word for word
"I know you but I doubt if you know me.....I just want to tell you I love u very much"
A friend later decipher the owner of the writing but I was so scared to approach her. she's dropdead gorgeous.

So you never confirmed your guess but kept a suspicion that it was the drop-dead-gorgeous lady
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Horllamideh(m): 1:08pm On Apr 15, 2017
LePrezident:


So you never confirmed your guess but kept a suspicion that it was the drop-dead-gorgeous lady
It's a pity I didn't..... that's what being too shy/introverted does to one. My friend swore the handwriting was hers.
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by LePrezident(m): 1:10pm On Apr 15, 2017
Horllamideh:

It's a pity I didn't..... that's what being too shy/introverted does to one. My friend swore the handwriting was hers.

Since you're no longer a shy person and we're in a social media age, I advise you track her and establish contact.
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Horllamideh(m): 1:13pm On Apr 15, 2017
LePrezident:


Since you're no longer a shy person and we're in a social media age, I advise you track her and establish contact.
Last I heard, she is married.....while yours truly is still single as letter S
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Samadhii(m): 1:17pm On Apr 15, 2017
Horllamideh:

lemme try and put it word for word
"I know you but I doubt if you know me.....I just want to tell you I love u very much"
A friend later decipher the owner of the writing but I was so scared to approach her. she's dropdead gorgeous.
Thumbs up bro
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by sulakishop(m): 2:06pm On Apr 15, 2017
firstking01:
Your story is half baked.

Your opinion is not important to me
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Makz: 2:10pm On Apr 15, 2017
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YES
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Makz: 2:12pm On Apr 15, 2017
popefuse:
how da one con be embarassment?
it was a personal embarassment to him. People think differently
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Makz: 2:24pm On Apr 15, 2017
pizzylee:
I met a girl at a party,after dancing we started talking n we agreed we shld meet some other time as we were feeling each other. den she ask me for second name,I told her n she said she is sorry DT we CNT av anything togeda as my second name is d same as her ex.........so all of u guys DT are spoiling other guys name,abeg now I no fit change name

Very ridiculuos reason. I feel for you, and her too. Girl must have seen hell.
Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by Makz: 2:39pm On Apr 15, 2017
FuckBuhari:


I know she would be Reading this Right now.
BABY, I AM DEEPLY SORRY FOR WHAT I DID. I KNOW IT WAS CHILDISH OF ME. WORDS CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW SORRY I AM RIGHT NOW. PLS FORGIVE ME. I LOVE U LUST SO DEEPLY. MOST ESPECIALLY, YOUR LARGE ASZ. lipsrsealed

lol
you don't know what's good for you yet. Ask me

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Re: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by LePrezident(m): 2:50pm On Apr 15, 2017
Horllamideh:

Last I heard, she is married.....while yours truly is still single as letter S

Lol eyaaah, sorry. Make I sob on ur behalf cry

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