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Oyind17:
GeeXclusive, when are you inviting me for your wedding?

Mama the mama. Actually we are planning our wedding before December. But we have known our parents already.


Aunty, no worry, you will be my event planner

GEExclusive:
Yup. We are so happy together

Alright ...All the best

Op, till I see your pix I won't believe

GEExclusive:
You are not getting the gist o. He's got a riffle ( a monster cocccck) not a toothpick

Hia..! Na WA o

Am still shocked for words.

Because what it means, is that any guy with a slightly monstrous dick that's bigger than this guy's own? U will still fucvk him too.
And another thought is this? U don't dash out things u sell as buisness, because uv been satisfied sexuallyy or thrilled sexuallyy..its bad for buisness.

Well more grease to your kpomo.

U do well.

Divay22:
Alright ....but hope you don't do shit like that again

Which poo again. The moment I saw him, I know he's what I want. So I did what I had to do

GEExclusive:
Mama the mama. Actually we are planning our wedding before December. But we have known our parents already.

Aunty, no worry, you will be my event planner

if you're a lady, show me your pix

alexialin:
Na wa o

How man dick go reach knee level.. Ayam not understanding.
Is he an alien?

e be like u no know op .na machine guns and ak47 she dey go after.u know like those for gangster films wey dey shoot ratatatsatatataaaaaa!

alexialin:
Hia..! Na WA o

Am still shocked for words.

Because what it means, is that any guy with a slightly monstrous dick that's bigger than this guy's own? U will still fucvk him too.
And another thought is this? U don't dash out things u sell as buisness, because uv been satisfied sexuallyy or thrilled sexuallyy..its bad for buisness.

Well more grease to your kpomo.

U do well.

And don't have to do that by insulting. I dash him the wears because of what I felt for him. It ll surprise you to know that I still buy things for him. I'm not a materialistic lady

GEExclusive:
Which poo again. The moment I saw him, I know he's what I want. So I did what I had to do

Yeah....Love can really make us do unexpected things....i like that you went for what you wanted....but for me Nah can't do something like that.......All the best to you both

Oyind17:
if you're a lady, show me your pix

Hahahaha. You saw my pic once. Don't you?

I'll drop you a mail if that's OK by you

GEExclusive:
Hahahaha. You saw my pic once. Don't you?

I'll drop you a mail if that's OK by you

send to oyind18

GEExclusive:
Hi everyone. Most Nairalanders ( Oyind17, SorftWerk, ikp120 and Jacksparr0w127) has been on my case lately as to why do I love my guy so much. Take a listen

I worked with for about a year or so as a front desk and admin Officer in a company, name withheld. I've always have this notion of building my business, so I safe up capital and open my business in heart of Surulere. I sell wears for both sexes.

On this good day after having a misunderstanding with a customer, a tall, chocolate, skinny young guy came in swinging his car keys. He greeted and I responded " yes sir". So he ask, where is your boss? I said hmmm, he went out. He nodded. What happened between you and him he said and I replied nothing much sir, it settled.

He now ordered for an exotic suite. So, I rushed inside and brought it out. From the urgency and how concerned I was, he asked, you run this place. Isn't it? And I said yes. He smiled

So after bringing out his order. He needed to test if it fit. So I quickly rushed inside my accountant office and ask him to go aside and look after things for me. So I called the man into the office.

So he removed the suit he was wearing and the trouser. Though I didn't look. I was busy unwrapping the dress to be tested. The whether that day harsh. So, I wore a mini skirt and a singlet. When I was done unwrapping. I held the trouser in my hand and looked up and I caught his eyes beaming at my boobs. Am a fair, tall lady, jus so you know.

I refused to be distracted by a mare look. So as I was taking my eyes back to the ground, I glance through his boxers. Behold, he was already heard. You won't believe that his d!ck was almost reaching his knees. Haven't seen that before. So I swore not to allow him pass me by.

So, pushed him to the nearby couch. This time, he didn't even know what was going on. So I grab his riffle while he moan profusely. I sacked him out. And place my ass gently on his monster. I hold it gently while I inserted his rod into my pusssy. I felt pain at first but I managed to hold on while I started jumping on him. I pounded for about 10mins and he kissed me softly.

I have a portable size. So he lifted me up with ease and place my back on the accountant table with my legs all spread out. He rammed his monster cocccck inside me and started digging harder than I did. He did that for some minutes and he kissed my clits and ate pusssy and I smiled.

So, he asked I need a bath and I said, the toilet is right over there. I bathed him up and dressed him with the dress he ordered. Now, he asked, how much is the cost of the order and I said, never mind. He smiled and we exchanged contacts.

Thats how we met and since then we've become inseparable.

your story is so so fake... Jeez! So who paid for the suit then? You? And I tell you this, he isn't a gentle man IF he didn't insist on paying for that suit.

Divay22:
Yeah....Love can really make us do unexpected things....i like that you went for what you wanted....but for me Nah can't do something like that.......All the best to you both

Thanks. We are happy, that's what matters

Hahahaha! OP, You deserve a Fuckership Certificate

SorftWerk:
your story is so so fake... Jeez! So who paid for the suit then? You? And I tell you this, he isn't a gentle man IF he didn't insist on paying for that suit.

I own the boutique, read well. He doesn't have ego like you

Oyind17:
send to oyind18

Who is Oyin18?. It you I know, Oyin18 I know not

lefulefu:
e be like u no know op .na machine guns and ak47 she dey go after.u know like those for war film wey dey shoot ratatatsatatataaaaaa!

Hahahahahahahah

Oh God! Lefulefu I take God beg you, I no get your strength for laugh tonight .
Hahahahahahahh.
Chai!

Na WA o.

I never knew monstrous dickk can bring out such results from a female.

Now I know why some guys think by showing me pictures of their huge dickks on watsapp I will be moved... Lol..
Oh my God!
I can't believe this!

SINZ:
Hahahaha! OP, You deserve a Fuckership Certificate

And why do you think I do

SINZ:
Hahahaha! OP, You deserve a Fuckership Certificate

i was thinking na whywhyogun deserve dat one

GEExclusive:
Who is Oyin18?. It you I know, Oyin18 I know not

oyind18

GEExclusive:
And why do you think I do

You can fvck for Africa!

Oyind17:
oyind18

If you want to know me, I'll pm you but I can't pm oyind18 cus I don't know her

SINZ:
You can fvck for Africa!

Na wa o

lefulefu:
i was thinking na whywhyogun deserve dat one

Whywhy has one already, she'll soon be given another one for Utter Retardedness and Salient Stupidity.

alexialin:
Hahahahahahahah

Oh God! Lefulefu I take God beg you, I no get your strength for laugh tonight .
Hahahahahahahh.
Chai!

Na WA o.

I never knew monstrous dickk can bring out such results from a female.

Now I know why some guys think by showing me pictures of their huge dickks on watsapp I will be moved... Lol..
Oh my God!
I can't believe this!

now u know
some days ago wen op say the type of man"s third leg wey she prefer na the ones wey be rifles and ak47 i wan die for laugh

GEExclusive:
If you want to know me, I'll pm you but I can't pm oyind18 cus I don't know her

I don't have access to this mail

GEExclusive:
Na wa o

I wasn't "wowed" by your story though... I feel most of it may be fictional.

Oyind17:
I don't have access to this mail

Then, I'll drop you a mail. I'm not mailing anybody I don't know

GEExclusive:
If you want to know me, I'll pm you but I can't pm oyind18 cus I don't know her

you go sabi talk o

SINZ:
I wasn't "wowed" by your story though... I feel most of it may be fictional.

Ok then but it true life story

SINZ:
Whywhy has one already, she'll soon be given another one for Utter Retardedness and Salient Stupidity.

...

GEExclusive:
Then, I'll drop you a mail. I'm not mailing anybody I don't know

Till I count the bear bear for my yansh tell you before you go know sey na same person