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ndubueze92:
Wow! Biz.. It's alright .... The whites only copied the good things they saw in Africa.... Today we copy the bad things ... From them... Suicide, auctioning of virginity.... Make she give discount na.... Breaking #600k 2nd round #200k .... Tell her I said she should leave everything at #400k just because of her...

Lol

This girl is too stupid

*THIRTY-ONE (31) SILENCE FACTS ABOUT THE RAPTURE*

1. It is going to be the next greatest event that will shock all the continents of the world.

2. It is going to take place suddenly, abruptly, unexpectedly, without warning and without prior notice.

3. There shall be no second version of the event.

4. A greater percentage of Christians may be taken unawares.

5. Careless Christians who miss the event will have no other similar gracious opportunity.

6. The event shall have no regard or respect for ecclesiastical titles or church leadership positions.

7. It shall be a day when the sheep shall be separated from the goats.

8. The day shall differentiate between the Broad Way Christians from the Narrow Way Christians.

9. The day shall separate sincerity from hypocrisy.

10. The day shall differentiate between those who harbour secret sins from those who abhor secret sins.

11. The day shall separate those whose lives are hidden in Christ from those who are hiding in the church.

12. The day shall show a glaring, clear, conspicuous, demarcation between Christians who walk on the path of holiness from those who walk on the path of worldliness.

13. It shall be a day of double emotion: joy for some and unimaginable, indescribable, uncontrollable regrets for others.

14. It shall be a day of surprises- some “Big names” may miss the flight while some “Less known” may be on board.

15. Another surprise may be that a man or woman who had faithfully served the Lord for many years may defile his or her garment a few minutes before the sound of that summoning trumpet and miss the flight while a notorious sinner may surrender his or her life to Jesus within the same time frame and go to heaven.

16. *This event may happen now, today, this week, this month, this year or next year!*

17. Wise Christians, like the five virgins that took extra oil, are expected to get ready, yes, to get prepared.

18. After the event, all those who are bitter against one another, malicious, unforgiving, jealous, arrogant, haters, hypocrites, drunkards, fornicators, adulterers, adulteresses, murderers with weapons and murderers with tongue etc, shall have enough time to continue in their trade.

19. When the event is over there shall be revival among those who have chosen to stay behind not because there will be a second chance, no, but because the reality of the event would have struck them like a thunderbolt. But they will have to pay with their own blood.

20. When the event is over, those who are left behind shall no longer be safe to worship in their gigantic, fanciful and multi-billion Dollars/Cedis cathedrals. Instead they shall seek safety in caves, bushes and abandoned and dilapidated but hidden structures.

21. When this great event is over, each time those who will miss their flight manage to gather for worship, they will pay attention to only one sermon- whether they gather in Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North or South America; the sermon will only centre on “How to Meet the Divine Standard and Join the Other Saints”.

22. It is also worthy to note that those who will be left behind will never have any business with comedians at their altars anymore. No! There shall no longer be gatherings for entertainments. Whenever, they manage to gather, it shall always be for serious religious business only.

23. The prayer pattern of those who will be left behind will also undergo a radical change. They will not be praying for things anymore. They will only be praying for strength to withstand the tortures of the Anti-Christ and die bravely to join the other saints. None will be praying for jobs, marriages, etc.

24. It is equally worthy of note that some of those who will miss their flight will not be able to endure the torture of the Anti Christ. They will receive the mark of the beast and thereby be doomed forever.

25. When the ready saints are gone, all our denominational walls of partition will collapse. The man or woman who use to worship in Deeper Life, for instance, will hide in the same place with those who worship in Christ Embassy, Church of God Mission, Assemblies of God, Word Aflame, Action Chapel, Winners Chapel, Lighthouse Chapel etc and nobody will remember to claim superiority anymore because then they will be facing a common enemy.

26. When this event is over, each time believers who will miss their flight manage to gather anywhere for worship, there will be an atmosphere of sobriety. This rowdiness we witness today shall be no more.
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27. There shall also be a radical change in the attitude of those who will miss their flight towards Bible study. What we have now is an attitude characterized by a high degree of nonchalance and indifference, but when the ready saints are gone, those who will be left behind will begin to take their bible study seriously.

28. *All the teens and youths who come to church to please their parents will repent after this great event; yes, they will begin to seek God for themselves.*

29. When the event is over, all those who will do any form of business in the schools, hospitals, banks, etc, will have to bear the mark of beast (666) or be hunted down and killed like common criminals.

30. One of the gains of this reminder is that there may be someone reading this piece today who will take a firm decision to ensure that he/she gets on board that celestial flight travelling to glory.

31. However, one of the greatest tragedies of this reminder is that there may be someone too who is reading this piece today but who will see no need to heed this warning. A tragedy indeed!

*PLEASE SHARE TO SAVE A SOUL*

pocohantas:
I want to show you how I will treat you practically na.

I have never been part of those that say they want an 'experienced' man, whatever that means. So, I can't relate to it...

I am sure you are more than capable.

"whatever that means" ke? I know you can't relate to it, but you and I know what they mean by that.

Life is all about choices and priorities decide what people pick.

porchbaby:
And every one is insulting her, just becks she wants to sell it,my dear m behind u, giving out ur virginity to a man in d name of love is d wackest thing ever , cos dey wuld take u for granted, and marrying as a virgin doesn't guarantee u any happiness or respect, ask them well a dem go tell u quote me and die

After selling it, the 600k will finish; virginity gone. So what next will she do, become a runs girl.

End Time Girls

rhodalite:
dats a big lie we still have petty girls dat are virgin in d country.

Really I beg if u see any @ 18 let me know (so he no go be like child abuse), I wan marry am, but I no get 600k for dat thief dat advertised herself. Na d quest to get married to a virgin still make me single at thirty something.

No pussy by itself is worth 1k, much less 600k. The value of the pussy is in the quality of the lady that carries it about, not the piece of membrane at the entrance.

sisisioge:


Better pikin. You no be like us wey carry am do birthday gift to a monkey. 200k for another round! Classy girl ...very classy!

See as recession catch the virginity on a large scale

First na 600k....then for second round, e come fall pass naira exchange rate, depreciate to 200k

Before she marry, I dey try reason the value of her worth

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Cleopatra4:
Lol

So what about guys ? Abi they don't auction... Make I know my next step?

folakemigeh:
What should we that have lost it free of charge to one Older Bros back in the days do?

Could vividly remember that day... hmmmm...

am about to disvirgin someone that just finished WAEC 2moro, she wants to sleep over. am already feeling guilty buh if i dont do another guy will. what should I do?

ndubueze92:
So what about guys ? Abi they don't auction... Make I know my next step?

You be virgin??

I'm also a virgin
Let's do trade by barter.
U take mine, I take urs

ode buruku... me that is looking for 600k to meet my scale of preference...this one come dey bring her virginity come here for sale... who has this girl contact make I blast am...when God gave u p*** did he collect #1 from your mummy and Daddy..stupid girl with no common sense... what shall she inherit when u looses her virginity to become Olosho..Idiot Girl

hahahahah, very funny, wat if one want to marry her?

Cleopatra4:
You be virgin??

it's not actionable... Maybe for you ... We will consider a bid of about $75m...

600 for one round biko shift

chiraqDemon:
She go be like, nkechi, this condom im giving u is not to use.
U can ask ur father, even after i have birth to u i made sure to maintain my virginity

oya kill me

Madam u gree 1500 for 4 rounds. If yea call my number 08143696761. Don't forget I will give you 500 as advance if I now like it I will pay d rest

Give your life to The LORD JESUS CHRIST and live a holy life without which no man shall see The LORD

Holiness is a life without sin which can only be achievd by trusting in The LORD JESUS CHRIST using HIS BLOOD against sin and also quoting Scriptures is efficacious against sin do it always

Laple0541:
Really I beg if u see any @ 18 let me know (so he no go be like child abuse), I wan marry am, but I no get 600k for dat thief dat advertised herself. Na d quest to get married to a virgin still make me single at thirty something.

wow...I know of three above twenty but they re not available...search for dem very well u go see although virgins are scarce Di's days but there are still some out there

cyril700:
am about to disvirgin someone that just finished WAEC 2moro, she wants to sleep over. am already feeling guilty buh if i dont do another guy will. what should I do?

Pls don't do it.. it's not worth it

Laple0541:

w re u laffin

rhodalite:
w re u laffin

Your response of course, so funny.

Laple0541:
Your response of course, so funny.

am not joking....well am not forcing u to believe me

rhodalite:
am not joking....well am not forcing u to believe me

I believe you....Are u a lady?

Laple0541:
I believe you....Are u a lady?

yes

rhodalite:
yes

Where are u chatting frm? I'm in Ibadan.