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sweetnini:

u must hv a filter up there, because no matter how good a girl is, if she farts in my face during the act, and worse still, I smell it, we will need to have a very serious talk. U never know, it could be she needs an enema LOL

@ my2cents. ure still nasty u need a butt plug!

@ topic  i have never farted in the presence of a lover, its been done to me before  though , am sure the guy would never forget me because i gave him a good thumping 

soulpatrol:
@ my2cents. ure still nasty u need a butt plug!

my2cents:
sweetnini:

u must hv a filter up there, because no matter how good a girl is, if she farts in my face during the act, and worse still, I smell it, we will need to have a very serious talk. U never know, it could be she needs an enema LOL

when they talk bout lovers u always think bout sex

well dats for u maybe u've not seen true love
keep searching

[b]love[/b]rs hides nothing from themselves

ladies that don't like men that will fart for them, always ask men when they come to u if they fart or not because nobody will stop me from doing it to the one i love.

Yes. If you are comfortable with each other, I don't see why not.

it took me a long while to fart b4 my boyfriend. but now we r married and i sometimes insist he stays in the toilet with me when i poopoo.

Me and my partner have a laugh about it when we "break wind" in front of each other.

One thing that does amuse me though, when my partner breaks wind he expects people to say sorry to him, (not on my nelly lol) he says its something he did when he was younger and his father broke wind.

He also says that when he farts its stress lol

I think he has just been drinking too much of this below

nosillA xx

are there not yoruba people here. a younger yoruba person will say kpele when u fart.
how is it posible to i will be in a relationship for a year without farting?
anyway, i don't know how to be in a cosmetic love so i try my best to be myself no pretence

I have gone through this thread and it seems I am the only one who has heard or knows(ooh My2cents also said so) that people ,especially ladies often fart during a hard f**k.
I have seen it written about several times ,it commonly happens in certain positions(do not ask me).
If it has never to any one else here then you guys always do it quite gently.

@Samsilo

I think your talking about fanny farting

nosillA xx

This thread is somehow funny but i've not done so in the presence of my boyfriend and vice versa but its something that is natural.

it depends on how the fart sounds or smell.
There are some farts that will shock u(im talking about electric shock)

so as long as it doesnt pose any danger to me, its cool.

All the time. My Ex- Boyfriend was shameless, na when hin dey shit e go remeber say una get important matter to discuss,
If you mess for him you will be sorry because he ill not rest until he produces the one wey smell pass

lol

snazzydawn:
Have you farted in the presence of a guy or girl you were tripping for, or your boy/girlfriend, or has any of them done it in your presence? How did you feel?

Yes and when she did the fart I went to her knee behind her butt and put my head on her mini skirt and sniffed it in for her to know I really appreciate her she perform her normal function beside me

shawna:
yeah i know but still what better way to tell ur partner that u're comfortable by farting lol i know its gross but i think its not so bad

To me it makes my babe very sexy to me and it even get me in the mood

Memunah:
There is no big deal farting in the presence of your guy/girl.I think it all about LOVE.and it shows you feel @ home with your girl/guy for farting in his presence.
AM I RIGHT

Exactly Queenie, anyway as for me I can't marry any lady who would find it hard to fart on me even on my face at will and we'll make it a fun

naijadiva2:
ya'll acting like y'all don't fart. farting is natural so cares if you fart in front of your boy/girl friend. just make sure you excuse yourself properly. don't try to act like it wasn't you cuz that'll make everything worse.

I really love your comment, imagine my girl to be pretending to fart beside me,then if she can't be free to fart at me at will then she shouldn't even try it again if possible we marry sha

I don't do it, since I derive no mental orgasm by terrorising others, but my ex, one white chick like that, does it. I'll just be in the shower and she will enter and use the toilet alongside, taking up the whole place. She particularly targets when I'm busy to unleash her fart, and all I could do is just stare hopelessly at her, asking God, why me?

beyunce:
I feel dere's notin wrong wit it. Just to feel at home ya right.

Yes now,haba! my woman should be holding in fart beside me, that's gross to me,I love it when my girl fart on me at will o.

snazzydawn:
well,thats cos I love farting!!!!! *farts more*

I wish I have a partner like you

anniebear:
for someone to fart in presence of 'ndi madu' doesn't relly matter u know i believe its nature, if i dnt fart in my boyfriends presence im being fake u know, so i have to do it in his presence, infact i do number 2 in his presence and he does it in mine, no big deal huh

Really love this dear

soulpatrol:
dif strokes for diff folks. some like it, some dont

I love it like mad when my babe do it to me o

soulpatrol:
i always fart infront of my boyfriend, and i dont mind him farting infront of me either, except that his fart smells like toxic waste, sewer, garbage, rotten egss all mixed in one! _{covers nose. damn! it stinks!!!} 

thats the definition of "messing", people, when it stinks so unnaturally!

Even I love it if you fart it very stinkier

pansophist:
I don't do it, since I derive no mental orgasm by terrorising others, but my ex, one white chick like that, does it. I'll just be in the shower and she will enter and use the toilet alongside, taking up the whole place. She particularly targets when I'm busy to unleash her fart, and all I could do is just stare hopelessly at her, asking God, why me?

Zahymaka:
Well, I posed a question once on another thread. For people who're so supportive of breaking wind, what would happen if you were giving a lady oral and she blessed you with some 'fresh air'?

I will really love it i swear

sweetnini:
@topic i can fart in my lover's presence
i've done it not even once
and he's done it too
it shows how close people r in a relationship

he is my[b] LOVER [/b] anyway

I really love your contribution, how will my girl have to rush to washroom because she wanna fart,as she's not comfortable to do that infront of me then she's fake

ikamefa:
@ topic  i have never farted in the presence of a lover, its been done to me before  though , am sure the guy would never forget me because i gave him a good thumping 

Nawa o.

cooljade:
it took me a long while to fart b4 my boyfriend. but now we r married and i sometimes insist he stays in the toilet with me when i poopoo.

That's very cool I wish am that lucky man