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| I Mess(fart) A Lot by amEmmy(op): 11:02pm On May 01, 2017 |
Hi, pls i mess a lot, loud sounding mess. It comes as natural alarm then for my roommates around 4 a.m everymorning. My roommates were always complaining of the loudness and spanking my bom in the process.., the good thing is it doesnt smell but its damn loud and reoccurent... Also whenever i eat beans, it has finish for anyone around me, the mess i mess is silent but real smelly... Cos of these i stopped eating beans As a result of my messing escapades, am scared of sleeping in a guy's place to avoid embarresment... The few times i stayed in a guys house, i barely slept through the night.... Pls do guys like ladies who mess 5 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 11:03pm On May 01, 2017 |
So?  |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by emeijeh(m): 11:04pm On May 01, 2017 |
And so? 1 Like |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by amEmmy(op): 11:04pm On May 01, 2017 |
suzan404:it can be quite embarrasing for me... Its not as simple as that, i just did one now self... It comes unconciously and its usually loud plus d 4 a.m is usually almost everyday.... My mum was asking me hope i have stopped it b4 i will enter husbands house with that habit 2 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by darbeelicous(f): 11:05pm On May 01, 2017 |
 carry on girl. mess no get toilet. 3 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by BiafranBushBoy: 11:06pm On May 01, 2017 |
darbeelicous:SMH  |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by 4oyrsExperience(m): 11:06pm On May 01, 2017 |
U only need a chronic and effective detoxification Its notin serious Ruzu bitters Detox plaster Or contact me... Thank me later 4 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 11:07pm On May 01, 2017 |
Are you lactose intolerant? Coukd be a cause. Try and poo more often 3 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 11:08pm On May 01, 2017 |
I have a friend like that too and she and her bf always joke about it when she wake up......u just need a man that will love u the way u are. 6 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by amEmmy(op): 11:09pm On May 01, 2017 |
Suprnov3r:i poo at least once everyday... I reduced my milk intake as well 2 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by sleeknick: 11:12pm On May 01, 2017 |
Kari ur yanch and two native fowl to benin. they will adjust ur anus for u.. . 19 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 11:13pm On May 01, 2017 |
Lol. See problem!! |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by giftedheart1(m): 11:13pm On May 01, 2017 |
sexybbstar:OP, thank her. farting is something natural that I don't even like to hold. However, avoid drinking gaseous drinks before going to bed, and try n assume another sleeping position if possible. |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by gabinogem(m): 11:24pm On May 01, 2017 |
So u are having a leaking anus abi  It's a natural thing to fart everyday. But u must try as much as possible to control it in public cuz it is irritating to some people. |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 11:25pm On May 01, 2017 |
This one is strong |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 11:33pm On May 01, 2017*. Modified: 2:56am On May 02, 2017 |
Op come here https://i.imgur.com/z4fYl4G.gif |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Asegzy: 11:49pm On May 01, 2017 |
sleeknick:very funny 1 Like |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by iamharkinwaley: 11:54pm On May 01, 2017 |
Lol
this one is strong.....Ani ele yi le gidigan |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by NeeKlaus: 12:02am On May 02, 2017 |
giftedheart1:You are my Guy. |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by technicallyrich(m): 1:07am On May 02, 2017 |
amEmmy:I just pity for those guys that sucks and rim a girls anus especially after your type have finish esting beans with garri and milk.those guys get. Mind I swear they fit do rituals.sister Abeg you with GOD name no let any guy suck or rim your anus. 1 Like |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by fuckjesus(m): 4:55am On May 04, 2017 |
Lordnicklaus would be interested in this one .. |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Partnerbiz(m): 9:20pm On May 04, 2017 |
amEmmy:Hi dear, I got ur pm. Pls flash me on my no. I wil cal u. |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 1:09am On May 05, 2017 |
amEmmy:I do... how can we talk?? |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by luminouz(m): 1:39am On May 05, 2017 |
Op no just worry...come stay overnight in my crib n u will be cured!!! By d time I use 'atagigun' on DAT ur yansh...d fart will go FAR away from u 3 Likes |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 1:00pm On May 12, 2017 |
amEmmy:please resend the email |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by brandydaniells(m): 1:20pm On May 12, 2017 |
i call on sinz to treat this matter with extreme care |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by sainttwist1(m): 1:23pm On May 12, 2017 |
lwkm.................... |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by donykask(m): 1:26pm On May 12, 2017 |
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| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by SINZ: 2:17pm On May 12, 2017 |
brandydaniells: sleeknick:^^This my nigga has said it all. 1 Like |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 2:27pm On May 12, 2017 |
sleeknick: |
| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by donykask(m): 12:10am On May 13, 2017 |
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| Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Nobody: 1:29am On May 13, 2017 |
Op na Jelili oo. Na to dey settle fight remain |
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