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Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by schoolbest: 7:25pm On Jan 29, 2018
I will go straight to the point/issue. I met this beautiful gal last year december and we started dating this year january.She's average in height well endowed with big breast n nice body shape. I love her so much because she's Godfearing,hardworkin n so caring Infact shes simply d best........
But the issue is that whenever am eating food she will always remember to fart.I have told her to stop it that i don't like it but she will plead that everything is unknownly yet she will still be the one to raise her Ass up to Mess up..why won't she go outside ?why must it be anytime am eating?(i keep wondering)..This morning i was drinking Tea she farted a thunderous one again in my presence which i nearly threw her d bread i was holding but i stil controlled n maintained myself....
This is the third time shes farting when am eating and i think dis is wickedness...Doesn't she love me enough ?Doesn't she have respect for me ?(i keep wondering).....
I'm planning eating all my food outside @Chitis or Restaurant because if i decide to eat @home i bet 95% Sure Odd she must fart..I'm also planning to register her into a farting competition cos thats were her Talent lies...I have told my guys about it and they said i should give her a dirty slap she won't forget if she tries it the fourth time again when am eating...Dear readers what's ur take on this matter cos i know wan beat woman o...

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Pubichairs(m): 7:36pm On Jan 29, 2018
schoolbest:
I will go straight to the point/issue. I met this beautiful gal last year december and we started dating this year january.She's average in height well endowed with big breast n nice body shape. I love her so much because she's Godfearing,hardworkin n so caring Infact shes simply d best........
But the issue is that whenever am eating food she will always remember to fart.I have told her to stop it that i don't like it but she will plead that everything is unknownly yet she will still be the one to raise her Ass up to Mess up..why won't she go outside ?why must it be anytime am eating?(i keep wondering)..This morning i was drinking Tea she farted a thunderous one again in my presence which i nearly threw her d bread i was holding but i stil controlled n maintained myself....
This is the third time shes farting when am eating and i think dis is wickedness...Doesn't she love me enough ?Doesn't she have respect for me ?(i keep wondering).....
I'm planning eating all my food outside @Chitis or Restaurant because if i decide to eat @home i bet 95% Sure Odd she must fart..I'm also planning to register her into a farting competition cos thats were her Talent lies...I have told my guys about it and they said i should give her a dirty slap she won't forget if she tries it the fourth time again when am eating...Dear readers what's ur take on this matter cos i know wan beat woman o...

see as u de mumu your self

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by mikejj(m): 7:38pm On Jan 29, 2018
grin ur babe dey mess

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by xedyl(m): 7:38pm On Jan 29, 2018
Beat her up next time she repeat that bad habit. grin

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by FSFitzGerald: 7:44pm On Jan 29, 2018
grin grin ;DHas she ever had anal sex??
Sphincteral incompetence.
Does she fart when you're ramming into her honeypot with your massive pole...?? sexual trauma.

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by schoolbest: 7:50pm On Jan 29, 2018
FSFitzGerald:
grin grin ;DHas she ever had anal sex??
Sphincteral incompetence.
Does she fart when you're ramming into her honeypot with your massive pole...?? sexual trauma.
she does dat only when am eating..dats the p
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by schoolbest: 7:51pm On Jan 29, 2018
xedyl:
Beat her up next time she repeat that bad habit. grin
no probz
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by heendrix(m): 7:56pm On Jan 29, 2018
xedyl:
Beat her up next time she repeat that bad habit. grin

that what we were taught in claas today can you imagine charcoal brain. I know Nairaland would be my good source of example angry

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Mariangeles(f): 8:10pm On Jan 29, 2018
schoolbest:
no probz
Don't even dare to try that nonsense!
You can breakup with her instead, since she turns you off

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by fuckjesus(m): 8:18pm On Jan 29, 2018
How come she is always around you when you are eating? you met a girl December started a relationship January and you are already cohabiting. smh!

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by schoolbest: 8:28pm On Jan 29, 2018
fuckjesus:

How come she is always around you when you are eating? you met a girl December started a relationship January and you are already cohabiting. smh!
she stays in d hostel n she do com and stay with me off camp...as am talking to u we are together now near barbin saloon
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by xedyl(m): 8:50pm On Jan 29, 2018
heendrix:


that what we were taught in claas today can you imagine charcoal brain. I know Nairaland would be my good source of example angry

pal take it jeje with me....some many other advice to heed to..mine not necessary.
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by SUPERPACK: 8:58pm On Jan 29, 2018
Use her for rituals.

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by schoolbest: 9:05pm On Jan 29, 2018
SUPERPACK:
Use her for rituals.
godforbid
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by benqo01(m): 9:05pm On Jan 29, 2018
guy endure it while it last lol
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by schoolbest: 9:07pm On Jan 29, 2018
benqo01:
guy endure it while it last lol
i don endure am tire
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by bobydo: 9:09pm On Jan 29, 2018
fuckjesus:

How come she is always around you when you are eating? you met a girl December started a relationship January and you are already cohabiting. smh!

And she is God fearing

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Uyi168: 9:28pm On Jan 29, 2018
Where are the photos of ur big breasted gf naa
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by chubinwa(m): 9:33pm On Jan 29, 2018
schoolbest:
I will go straight to the point/issue. I met this beautiful gal last year december and we started dating this year january.She's average in height well endowed with big breast n nice body shape. I love her so much because she's Godfearing,hardworkin n so caring Infact shes simply d best........
But the issue is that whenever am eating food she will always remember to fart.I have told her to stop it that i don't like it but she will plead that everything is unknownly yet she will still be the one to raise her Ass up to Mess up..why won't she go outside ?why must it be anytime am eating?(i keep wondering)..This morning i was drinking Tea she farted a thunderous one again in my presence which i nearly threw her d bread i was holding but i stil controlled n maintained myself....
This is the third time shes farting when am eating and i think dis is wickedness...Doesn't she love me enough ?Doesn't she have respect for me ?(i keep wondering).....
I'm planning eating all my food outside @Chitis or Restaurant because if i decide to eat @home i bet 95% Sure Odd she must fart..I'm also planning to register her into a farting competition cos thats were her Talent lies...I have told my guys about it and they said i should give her a dirty slap she won't forget if she tries it the fourth time again when am eating...Dear readers what's ur take on this matter cos i know wan beat woman o...

I wish nairaland conducts screening on new members, dis one wunt hav seen d light of nairaland with such Mumbo-Jumbo
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by vision2050: 9:38pm On Jan 29, 2018
This is funny grin. You too fart at her face, eating eggs, beans, and other protein foods, don't defecate for days... Realise some smelling and obnoxious fart into her nose or if she is not around when the fart come, get a cover plastic or bowl, fart in it and cover until she return, open the cover. Do this severally

she will stop it.
It work like magic

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jan 29, 2018
95% odd to tear mess....abeg let me stake 5k for this sure bet...lol

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by MetroBaba1(m): 9:55pm On Jan 29, 2018
grin

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by fuckjesus(m): 9:59pm On Jan 29, 2018
vision2050:
This is funny grin. You too fart at her face, eating eggs, beans, and other protein foods, don't defecate for days... Realise some smelling and obnoxious fart into her nose or if she is not around when the fart come, get a cover plastic or bowl, fart in it and cover until she return, open the cover. Do this severally

she will stop it.
It work like magic
You are disgusting nigga

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Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by christ007(m): 10:01pm On Jan 29, 2018
Hmm grin

Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 10:02pm On Jan 29, 2018
bro teach her a lesson, next time purposely eat in her presence, then when she farts, throw the food to her face with all seriousness (don't chicken out, do it ,with all confidence, don't be afraid to loose) ,but remember to pet her later,girls are like that, if you ignore this one without doing anything, I bet she will do another thing (disrespectful),
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by schoolbest: 10:05pm On Jan 29, 2018
samuelchimmy:
bro teach her a lesson, next time purposely eat in her presence, then when she farts, throw the food to her face with all seriousness (don't chicken out, do it ,with all confidence, don't be afraid to loose) ,but remember to pet her later,girls are like that, if you ignore this one without doing anything, I bet she will do another thing (disrespectful),
ok bro
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Amarabae(f): 10:06pm On Jan 29, 2018
So disgusting.
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Adaomalight(f): 10:11pm On Jan 29, 2018
lol....hahahahaha! please don't make me laugh.
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Bentson: 10:14pm On Jan 29, 2018
Use her for y+... Problem solved
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by btaliat(m): 10:14pm On Jan 29, 2018
Have u tried glue her butt with adhesive
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by youngsahito(m): 10:16pm On Jan 29, 2018
send her to me so as to put sense into her yanch...
Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:24pm On Jan 29, 2018
schoolbest:
ok bro
Instead of you to tell her I love you when she farts you're here complaining undecided the best love in life is when you don't feel shy to do some crazy things in the presence of your partner...... I need a man who will tell me thank Ma when I fart in his presence cool

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