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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by presly115(m): 10:27am On May 03, 2017
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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 10:31am On May 03, 2017
Mavin1:
Boss HARDDON, *Greetings* Happy New Month

I've observed some things recently, undecided

The ones I've met seem to lack sense of humor or should I say I'm getting it wrong or maybe they're used to nice guys!

Ok, here is my last encounter,

She came to do work in my office, afterwards I collected the number.

So, after three days, I called (once according to the rule) but she didn't pick, I chill then the next morning she called me and I ignored the call. Later in the day (the same time i called the previous day) I called and I was expecting our convo to go like this:

Me: Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?

Her: Not really (or whatever), Who am I speaking with?

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Ok, I will not.

Me: Well, it’s your handsome boyfriend that ….. ( did work for you)

Her: Oh (whatever)

Me: Is that how you disappoint people? ( I asked her to get something when coming back)

Her: *any excuse, apologize*

Me: Hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?

Her: …. (Whatever)

Me: Duty calls, got to go now, call you later.

But the whole thing turned upside down.

So when I finally called, here was what I faced: grin cheesy

Me: Hi, I know you’ve been expecting my call?

She: *blank* (So who am I speaking with?)

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Why?

Me: For many reasons

Her: Who are you? ( in pidgin)

Me: Calm down, are you forcing me?

Her: No, but who are you?

Me: *cuts call*

After some minutes, I sent this text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

Boss HARDDON and other real gees in the house, what could be the problem, am I overdoing it or I didn’t get it right at all? This has been my experience since I finished this drill. DON please explain? cheesy
Some girls do lack sense of humor...

BUT your plan for the call wasn't tight.

1. When you guys met at the office did she show any sign that she might be interested in you?

2. Was your conversation with her lively and did you make an impression on her?

I bet NO.

So it simply means she has forgotten you.. Waiting for 3 days based on some rule is a NO NO NO.. Only wait if you've made a good 1st impression on the girl. By good, i mean really good.

So starting with "Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?" is lame.

Also, you should have told her who you are... cuz she doesn't recall. Do you know the number of guys she gave her number in the past 3 days?!

She: *blank* (So who am I
speaking with?)

You: The cute guy you gave your number at so so so and so.. Remember? (before she answers quickly chip in) [YOUR NAME], the guy you were secretly admiring in your heart.
cheesy

Now if she has a good sense of humor, she'll laff a little and say something defensive. If she doesn't, she'll just say something defensive.

In both cases, You can reply with: Hahaha i know you'll deny, anyway bla bla bla ... (move on to some other topic)


Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise
one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Use this only when the conversation is flowing well. AND even when she says she promise don't tell her immediately. Spin her response and tell her the way she responded it seems like she has started falling already. cheesy

After some minutes, I sent this
text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

You shouldn't have sent a text.

Overall, your plan wasn't tight that's why this didn't go well.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Samalabz: 1:39pm On May 03, 2017
Godlovesme521:



Before I ffucked this girl..I came here asking for help check page 110..how to play it out..
I even had to create a thread...
Just to get some advice..because I was like confuse
https://www.nairaland.com/3750641/how-ffuck-girl#55713244




To those doubting Thomas.. I learnt a lesson yesterday. Though.which could be useful to we all...



Not all beautiful sexy girls you see ..are romantically happy
Some are still searching for more love n attention..

So grab your balls go for it..even if you hear say shes engaged...still go for it

I don't need Hardons scripted lines
And you don't need it too....

So you gone tell me you be memorising lines for every girl you wanna date..your on a long thin

You just need maturity in the way you talk..
The way you dress...maturity in the way you present yourself..(never look broke even if na garri you soak for morning)


Truth is the girl felt my style.. Wen she saw me at first sight..
Like who be this boy...



My last time posting Herr though...
Y'all do your things


Lolz bro can u remember dis jargon u wrote the oda time about HARDDON's drills? Na u con confuse con dey beg for assistance nw? Hahaha grin life is a b*tch and she cud b so funny cheesy

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Godlovesme521: 1:41pm On May 03, 2017
Samalabz:



Lolz bro can u remember dis jargon u wrote the oda time about HARDDON's drills? Na u con confuse con dey beg for assistance nw? Hahaha grin life is a bitch and she cud b so funny cheesy
we learn everyday nigga


Beside those weren't jagons..read it and digest it..get it into your fish brain
I never asked of assistance
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Samalabz: 1:55pm On May 03, 2017
Godlovesme521:
we learn everyday nigga


Beside those weren't jagons..read it and digest it..get it into your fish brain
I never asked of assistance


Lolz proud guy... cheesy Ain't bout to get into a war of words with you though. Got grown man stuffs to do. Keep wallowing in your abyss of ignorance smiley.. And if you ever get tired u can do yourself a favor and read from page 1 of this drill and maybe help your situation. Peace bro smiley

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Godlovesme521: 3:02pm On May 03, 2017
Samalabz:



Lolz proud guy... cheesy Ain't bout to get into a war of words with you though. Got grown man stuffs to do. Keep wallowing in your abyss of ignorance smiley.. And if you ever get tired u can do yourself a favor and read from page 1 of this drill and maybe help your situation. Peace bro smiley

Like I said before..
Need no scripted shi.t we just hav tight our game...

I ain't proud,... son am just someone who knows mah worth..


I make girls fantasize bout me..
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 3:19pm On May 03, 2017
Godlovesme521:


Like I said before..
Need no scripted shi.t we just hav tight our game...

I ain't proud,... son am just someone who knows mah worth..


I make girls fantasize bout me..







Dis guy jos dy make me laugh since... I like him "I don Care attitude" grin n dis "I make girls fantasize bout me"....grin

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Ustec: 4:12pm On May 03, 2017
Mavin1:
Boss HARDDON, *Greetings* Happy New Month

I've observed some things recently, undecided

The ones I've met seem to lack sense of humor or should I say I'm getting it wrong or maybe they're used to nice guys!

Ok, here is my last encounter,

She came to do work in my office, afterwards I collected the number.

So, after three days, I called (once according to the rule) but she didn't pick, I chill then the next morning she called me and I ignored the call. Later in the day (the same time i called the previous day) I called and I was expecting our convo to go like this:

Me: Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?

Her: Not really (or whatever), Who am I speaking with?

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Ok, I will not.

Me: Well, it’s your handsome boyfriend that ….. ( did work for you)

Her: Oh (whatever)

Me: Is that how you disappoint people? ( I asked her to get something when coming back)

Her: *any excuse, apologize*

Me: Hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?

Her: …. (Whatever)

Me: Duty calls, got to go now, call you later.

But the whole thing turned upside down.

So when I finally called, here was what I faced: grin cheesy

Me: Hi, I know you’ve been expecting my call?

She: *blank* (So who am I speaking with?)

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Why?

Me: For many reasons

Her: Who are you? ( in pidgin)

Me: Calm down, are you forcing me?

Her: No, but who are you?

Me: *cuts call*

After some minutes, I sent this text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

Boss HARDDON and other real gees in the house, what could be the problem, am I overdoing it or I didn’t get it right at all? This has been my experience since I finished this drill. DON please explain? cheesy

See format..cheesy
Sequence crash landed on takeoff grin grin

you have the formula,work on your variables..!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 4:15pm On May 03, 2017
Samalabz:

Lolz bro can u remember dis jargon u wrote the oda time about HARDDON's drills? Na u con confuse con dey beg for assistance nw? Hahaha grin life is a b*tch and she cud b so funny cheesy
Gee why did you bring up this f^ckboy Godlovesme521 matter again? He's got his game, let him play his way.

It's funny how he came here to beg and now he's forming don. Regardless, let sleeping dog boy lie.

grin grin

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Ustec: 4:21pm On May 03, 2017
Samalabz:



Lolz bro can u remember dis jargon u wrote the oda time about HARDDON's drills? Na u con confuse con dey beg for assistance nw? Hahaha grin life is a b*tch and she cud b so funny cheesy

All of them claiming bad boys and Pro's will still come back here to complete their SENSEPILLS tabletsgrin

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by thesuave10(m): 5:02pm On May 03, 2017
Godlovesme521:


Like I said before..
Need no scripted shi.t we just hav tight our game...

I ain't proud,... son am just someone who knows mah worth..


I make girls fantasize bout me..


Congratulations my man.. .you are truly knowledgeable. You are 10 times ahead of HARDDON and other niggas here. You have mastered what inner game is about and that is the way of the true man with balls grin scripted lines are for wacks and you have learned that. Thumbs up Champ
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by ELITE12(m): 5:43pm On May 03, 2017
Missed been here .....awesome forum changed my life for the best

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by solomix10(m): 8:58pm On May 03, 2017
where are thou!! Harddon
Are yuh thru with us on thz thread..
More sense pills we need .. thread is suckin dry

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by barneystinson(m): 11:19pm On May 03, 2017
DavidTheGeek:

Some girls do lack sense of humor...

BUT your plan for the call wasn't tight.

1. When you guys met at the office did she show any sign that she might be interested in you?

2. Was your conversation with her lively and did you make an impression on her?

I bet NO.

So it simply means she has forgotten you.. Waiting for 3 days based on some rule is a NO NO NO.. Only wait if you've made a good 1st impression on the girl. By good, i mean really good.

So starting with "Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?" is lame.

Also, you should have told her who you are... cuz she doesn't recall. Do you know the number of guys she gave her number in the past 3 days?!

She: *blank* (So who am I
speaking with?)

You: The cute guy you gave your number at so so so and so.. Remember? (before she answers quickly chip in) [YOUR NAME], the guy you were secretly admiring in your heart.
cheesy

Now if she has a good sense of humor, she'll laff a little and say something defensive. If she doesn't, she'll just say something defensive.

In both cases, You can reply with: Hahaha i know you'll deny, anyway bla bla bla ... (move on to some other topic)




Use this only when the conversation is flowing well. AND even when she says she promise don't tell her immediately. Spin her response and tell her the way she responded it seems like she has started falling already. cheesy



You shouldn't have sent a text.

Overall, your plan wasn't tight that's why this didn't go well.

Top analysis. You just might become the Don's greatest student. Well-done.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 4:05pm On May 04, 2017
Thanks for the contributions guys!

Meanwhile, The Lecturer (HARDDON) is on ghost mode, maybe he's planning to work from home too like his President. grin grin

Boss, please review my mistakes and what should I do next?

Thanks to the First Class students. wink

Cc DavidTheGeek Ustec
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Jinf: 8:10pm On May 04, 2017
Guys the mods have banned my DavidTheGeek account for "link spamming".. Apparently Lalastic... has no sense of humour cheesy someone cannot play with him, someone cannot spam again grin

grin barneystinson "greatest student"?? Abeg o... Oga mi i humble wink

Mavin1 i see you.

Retreating to ghost mode. See you guys when the ban expires.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Prinsola(m): 8:34pm On May 04, 2017
Hello guys, thrs has been this girl that we've known each other for some while nd it's been a while we saw each other last. The last time I called her, I told her to come over to my place and she agreed bt she said I'm gonna pay for her transport fare. Is it right or not for me to do that and if not, how do I tell her I'm not gonna pay for it without her changing her mind.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 8:45pm On May 04, 2017
Prinsola:
Hello guys, thrs has been this girl that we've known each other for some while nd it's been a while we saw each other last. The last time I called her, I told her to come over to my place and she agreed bt she said I'm gonna pay for her transport fare. Is it right or not for me to do that and if not, how do I tell her I'm not gonna pay for it without her changing her mind.

You've already begged her to come and yet you don't want to pay for t-fare? This is like booking an artiste to perform in an occasion but not willing to pay! grin
My advise: Read through the pages, you'll see your mistake and solution!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 8:48pm On May 04, 2017
Jinf:
Guys the mods have banned my DavidTheGeek account for "link spamming".. Apparently Lalastic... has no sense of humour cheesy someone cannot play with him, someone cannot spam again grin

grin barneystinson "greatest student"?? Abeg o... Oga mi i humble wink

Mavin1 i see you.

Retreating to ghost mode. See you guys when the ban expires.

Mehn, Lala no get joy oo. Sorry bro cheesy
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 9:42pm On May 04, 2017
m jos hia to read comments oh grin
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by virus05(m): 11:24pm On May 04, 2017
HARDDON:


If she tells u to send her a recharge, tell her ur money is still very young, it ain't ripe for harvesting yet

Or tell her u live on a budget, infact she wud help u balance d books next month ( no nid to be funny here, because u don't yoke with ppl trying to make a maga outa ya cool

U turn this test on its head n test who she really is too.... If she is an obiageli, dear brother, run for ur dear life !
How wud u know? She wud start avoiding u , u may call her, she wudnt take , nor call back. D gud ones might form vex a lil, but quickly come arnd, if d vex ties gele, knot tie with jacket n kills it off with wrapper round d waist, run!

SENSE PILL 7: Neva call a Lady more than Twice in a row , NEVER !
Sir, Good evening. Please I'm always scared to approach a girl@20(always short of words). I've never had a gf(I really need one) and also a virgin. I think inferiority complex is my problem
The few ones I approached I asked for their name but they didn't tell me, so I left them

Please can you suggest the drill I should read?
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by malele(m): 1:34am On May 05, 2017
HARDDON:


U want the raw truth or i should be diplomatic bout it?



Raw truth
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by KinzyeWriter(m): 6:59am On May 05, 2017
virus05:
Sir, Good evening. Please I'm always scared to approach a girl@20(always short of words). I've never had a gf(I really need one) and also a virgin. I think inferiority complex is my problem
The few ones I approached I asked for their name but they didn't tell me, so I left them

Please can you suggest the drill I should read?
Hello, Lemme ask you this question, have you ever noticed if a girl has ever feel for you?
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:09am On May 05, 2017
Godlovesme521:


Like I said before..
Need no scripted shi.t we just hav tight our game...

I ain't proud,... son am just someone who knows mah worth..


I make girls fantasize bout me..
Abeg na rubbish be that joor... You make girls fanta wet in... ? Hmm hmm Coke size ni... Pride all over your body... Ladies go hate you die. Well maybe one of your kind can feel for your ways tho.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by virus05(m): 7:32am On May 05, 2017
KinzyeWriter:
Hello, Lemme ask you this question, have you ever noticed if a girl has ever feel for you?
no. I don't know when a girl feel for me. But sometimes when I walk along my street few give me eye contact. But I've approached one that gave me eye contact, she was looking uninterested
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by KinzyeWriter(m): 8:00am On May 05, 2017
virus05:
no. I don't know when a girl feel for me. But sometimes when I walk along my street few give me eye contact. But I've approached one that gave me eye contact, she was looking uninterested
Okay... Your lifestyle matter most bro.. If you are not outgoing it will be kind of hard... Try to mix things up with a little maturity... Tho... I like using the funny way to begin the conversation and end it will pure serious ness.... But firstly... It is not really okay chasing a lady you haven't been watching her moves you know... A lady you just meet or seen will be hard to collect any information from her be it ✆ media user names or even her name... A normal lady won't want to do that..she'll be like who are you to have my name or number?.(who are you) but approaching a girl you have been seeing around and she has noticed you too is much better...(if your kits and swags are okay enough) she'll be like who is this guy... She'll want to know about you... But you don't expect her to approach you in the first place... That is why you must build yourself at knowing the one that has been wanting to know you... And approaching them in a funny way(like mine) can get a lot of burdens of them... Like... Wow.. This guy is cool... He has no pride very funny and cool to be with.. (If your dressing is stunning enough, trust me, it is like they met wizkid) I say this in the sense of using what you have to get what you want ni oo... Every lady would like a rich looking boy.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Ustec: 10:25am On May 05, 2017
Jinf:
Guys the mods have banned my DavidTheGeek account for "link spamming".. Apparently Lalastic... has no sense of humour cheesy someone cannot play with him, someone cannot spam again grin

grin barneystinson "greatest student"?? Abeg o... Oga mi i humble wink

Mavin1 i see you.

Retreating to ghost mode. See you guys when the ban expires.

Who is LALA..??

so one cannot joke wit KING COBRA again ni gringrin
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:34pm On May 05, 2017
HARDDON:
FLASH!

Dating Drills Whatsapp Group:

This is to inform every1 that we have officially stopped accepting new participants for this Batch.

Those that couldnt complete the Reg proccesses b4 the deadline can still do that. You wud be considered first n added seamlessly to the next Batch coming up 20th May 2017.

For those that would love to join, mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

Rich Regards
Don

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:02pm On May 05, 2017
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15b:

DEALING WITH THE FEAR OF SUPER COMPLETE WOMEN( 9s n 10s n wealth )

a. Women and their different Package Packs

b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

c. Secrets to getting them easily

d. How to act around them wen uve brought them in

etc

Ladies are of different sizes, shapes and colours. Of different Physical endowment levels and social status. however, sisters under same cloak of flesh

Here we would be dealing with Physical Endowment/shapes. then I Would throw the Big Bombshell at the end( xta)

Auto Attractiveness Grade( Scale 1-10):

1. Face
2. Body shape, skin smoothness/freshness
3. B00bs
4. Booty
5. Aura ( social standing/Intellect)

*** Voice tone

FEATURES
A combination of any of 2 from the above list :
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 1-4
A combination of any of 3( excluding either 1, 3 n 4):
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 4-7
A combination of any of 3(with either 1,3 n 4)
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 8-9
A lady with all of the above is a freaking 10!
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 10!!! cool cool (this breed; very rare to find. they are found in strange places. I reserve the right not to mention.) cheesy

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:32pm On May 05, 2017
HARDDON:


Auto Attractiveness Grade( Scale 1-10):

1. Face
2. Body shape, skin smoothness/freshness
3. B00bs
4. Booty
5. Aura ( social standing/Intellect)

*** Voice tone

FEATURES
A combination of any of 2 from the above list :
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 1-4
A combination of any of 3( excluding either 1, 3 n 4):
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 4-7
A combination of any of 3(with either 1,3 n 4)
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 8-9
A lady with all of the above is a freaking 10!
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 10!!! cool cool (this breed; very rare to find. they are found in strange places. I reserve the right not to mention.) cheesy


b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

the 8 - 10s are the super hawties. they got a face to fall for, a body to die for and voice to kill for. the 10s can disarm the average guy with a lil smile, a flick of the head or just a lil walk by. they ooze super confident aura because they grew up with loads of people telling them just how beautiful they are. they grew up with men worshiping them, singing their praise on da constant and willingly offering their balls on a platter so as to have a lil peck.
These women are approached by, on the minimum, 10-40 guys on a daily basis, hence they had to come up with a defensive mechanism. A pseudo set of wireless( FVCK OFF) emission to keep average weak guys at bay.
The real Deal knows how to get tru without much ado

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:11pm On May 05, 2017
HARDDON:



b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

the 8 - 10s are the super hawties. they got a face to fall for, a body to die for and voice to kill for. the 10s can disarm the average guy with a lil smile, a flick of the head or just a lil walk by. they ooze super confident aura because they grew up with loads of people telling them just how beautiful they are. they grew up with men worshiping them, singing their praise on da constant and willingly offer their balls on a platter so as to have a lil peck.
These woman are approached by, on the minimum, 10-40 guys on a daily basis, hence they had to come up with a defensive mechanism. A pseudo set of wireless( FVCK OFF) emission to keep average weak guys at bay.


Just beneath this F off shield on their forehead n arround em is this soft core. Beneath that is loneliness, a longing for a real man, a man that got his balls in chk.
A man that they can summit to. A man totally different from all they hv been usEd to.

It takes a A gUy that knows his onion to burst up n ball in seamlessly.

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