Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,540 members, 7,827,014 topics. Date: Tuesday, 14 May 2024 at 04:21 AM

My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me - Family (9) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me (103561 Views)

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court / My Husband Can’t Satisfy Me Sexually – Wife / Zimbabwean Wife Grabs Husband's Joystick For Denying Her Sex During Fasting (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) ... (14) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by farihafaheemah(m): 6:11am On May 11, 2017
OVA200:
I don't support sex between boyfriend and girlfriend stuff but when agreed to get marry do this thing once or twice before you knot the tie.
If they get down and eventually it turns our to be unsatisfactory, what would be the next line of action? To drop him or her? That's still ungodly act. My submission it obvious the woman in question has tasted so many cucumber, unfortunately for he, she ended up married an innocent guy whom has no experience and has small joysyick. If the waoman has not tasted different variety ho would she have known there are bigger sizes of joystick. I advice the man to do DNA test for the two kids to be sure of paternity of those kids

2 Likes

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by oladoja1(m): 6:12am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:


Love machine does not have tongue or warm hands nor can it whisper sweet words while in action. lipsrsealed
am not sure if other ladies will support u

1 Like

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ancientbanana: 6:12am On May 11, 2017
They are different sex position that can help small dics penetrate better. They just need to explore harder. Or as somebody maybe she has a well down there.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Justuceleague2: 6:13am On May 11, 2017
Franzinni:
gerrout!!!!!!

Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...


Ijustdey you or your source are very unprofessional, the picture used as story caption depicts _rape



As for you Fra I couldn't agree more
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by supereagle(m): 6:14am On May 11, 2017
My wife says mine is too long and big for her.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by financialwoman(f): 6:14am On May 11, 2017
There is nothing worse than marrying a "small" dude undecided
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Justuceleague2: 6:15am On May 11, 2017
farihafaheemah:

If they get down and eventually it turns our to be unsatisfactory, what would be the next line of action? To drop him or her? That's still ungodly act. [b]My submission it obvious the woman in question has tasted so many cucumber, unfortunately for he, she ended up married an innocent guy whom has no experience[/b]and has small joysyick. If the waoman has not tasted different variety ho would she have known there are bigger sizes of joystick. I advice the man to do DNA test for the two kids to be sure of paternity of those kids



It's their type that insists no_fucking until after marriage



After chopping multidimensional preeeeks

1 Like

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by farihafaheemah(m): 6:15am On May 11, 2017
BUSHHUNTER:
Caroline Y you marry Chidi?






Officially our brodas from Southeast get small joystick grin



Go try my brodas from WEST!
Let her try brodas from North especially form NW, she will run away. SW brother just know how make use of their joysticks irrespective of sizes. Let her try NW, she thanks me later
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by gnykelly(m): 6:17am On May 11, 2017
TinaAnita:


But the so-called teens thumb produced 2 kids so deal with it.

yeah it produced two kid. but the performance is poor. I personally will reject any man with small gadget that wants to marry my sisters.

2 Likes 1 Share

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Afriface: 6:17am On May 11, 2017
Got some confirmed penis enlargement device to help the matter. No be today!
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by easiest(m): 6:19am On May 11, 2017
Some church sisters supposed to be acting porn movies self imagine she already have 2 kids yet she keep complaining, nawao

1 Like

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by theDEVILisHERE: 6:23am On May 11, 2017
If its not smaller than 4 inches then its not to small for a normal lady

The womans past live style might be the problem here
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ferking(m): 6:23am On May 11, 2017
Hmmmmmmm wonders, woman work on yourself and stop complaining oh there are so many soup and cream that can help tighten your pussy so forcing ur husband to enlarge his penis when keep growing ur pussy wild,work on ur self madam.but if you are too lazy to improving your pussy my joystick is big enough to help u out in ur total pleasure oh
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Fourwinds: 6:27am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
hmmmmmmm....Ginaz are u seeing what I saw.?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by LeanonGOD(m): 6:31am On May 11, 2017
If the story is true this woman is an ingrate. She is blessed with husband, there are many many women without husbands. She is blessed with two wonderful children, the children have a dad, she is not a widow, she has a man in the house who is providing for the family yet, you are not satisfy. Why complaining now, are the two children belongs to the husband, why complaining to pastor instead of a medical doctor?. You can pack your load and go, many women will be grateful to God to have him JUST as he his.

2 Likes

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by robosky02(m): 6:32am On May 11, 2017
na waoooooooo this morning? angry
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 6:33am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

how many guys have sampled and dumped you?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Maxvasia(m): 6:37am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
You will live long. Pastors and Religion has caused a lot of damage like this. They say sex b4 marriage is a sin so that when stuff like this comes to the fore, with attendant childlessness, they run back to the same church or other churches to pay huge amounts of money for signs and wonders. Something that cud have been avoided if u tested b4 buying wink
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by profhezekiah: 6:40am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
So U av to use dat to support and compliment ur lifestyle humm,can't U see lies written over this post,which useless pastor advice a couple infront of a correspondent or even anybody

1 Like

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by babamoha(m): 6:40am On May 11, 2017
folarinmiles:

Pacific or Atlantic
india
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ncoolsome(m): 6:47am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed


so how many people have u sampled or have sampled uplenty sampling can reduce the elasticity of the sampling area of the female..
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ERICOPLC(m): 6:48am On May 11, 2017
There are options to help her
Sex machines or toys.
Her man can go penis enlargement drugs.
She can also use certain chemical to wash her cunt, that will help shrink the diameter of her cunt.
She can also medically stitch her cunt to the size of her man's penis.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by iluvpomo(m): 6:48am On May 11, 2017
Did she marry a Chinese man? cheesy
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by iluvpomo(m): 6:50am On May 11, 2017
ncoolsome:

so how many people have u sampled or have sampled uplenty sampling can reduce the elasticity of the sampling area of the female..
oh boy line de oh .... make you drop your name for sampling cheesy
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 6:54am On May 11, 2017
iluvpomo:
This is the problem with marrying runs-girls.
Go to village and find a sweet and foolish virgin grin

....and after 2-3yrs she will become wiser than the runs girls and make your life a living hell!

Get dat silly notion out of your head and find a good wife.

1 Like

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by soji1992: 7:01am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
very true
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by mosez346(m): 7:05am On May 11, 2017
Franzinni:
gerrout!!!!!!
Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...
kikikikiki u won't kill me with laugh...
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ISTANDWITHBUHAR: 7:06am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed


So as to know if his canoe can fit into you ocean?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Johnsown1(m): 7:06am On May 11, 2017
I strongly believe that her well is deep and wide gir even heads will enter it. I advice them to for prik enlargement so she can feel it
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ISTANDWITHBUHAR: 7:07am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:


Love machine does not have tongue or warm hands nor can it whisper sweet words while in action. lipsrsealed

What will the tongue be doing oo?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Laple0541(m): 7:09am On May 11, 2017
Can I have the woman's number please! moreover I suggest a DNA test on the two children.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Gkemz: 7:14am On May 11, 2017
Devoted christians find it very hard to blend in with the worldly norms otherwise they would've tested it before marriage.

(1) (2) (3) ... (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) ... (14) (Reply)

Anja Ringgren-Loven's Husband, David Emmanuel-Uwem / See What A Girl Posted About Sex, Spirituality & Marriage On Facebook / Why Your Diasporan Friends And Family Do Not Send You Money When You Ask.

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 27
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.